Saturday, December 22, 2007

Why Didn't She Just Hide The Gifts?!

I agree Regina...there's a deeper issue than opening Xmas gifts!!


Woman Allegedly Stabs Husband Over Gift
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ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. — A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.

Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.

Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance Thursday in which she requested a court-appointed attorney, authorities said. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $7,500.

There was no telephone listing for her in Rock Springs.

Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records.

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage license in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.

Police Detective David Thompson said he didn't know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.



Betcha didn't know these Interesting Money Facts!

I came across these facts at Ann's blog The Old Black Church by way of a website called Tomboutus



I found this list on Tomboutus a few hours ago and thought I would share it with you. Before you can ever start to increase your wealth or even save money for that matter you have to change the way you think about money. This list shows how Americans truly feel about the almighty dollar. How many of these psychological feelings about money do you agree with?

1. More of our fantasies are about money… than sex.
2. If we could have any luxury in the world (and money didn’t matter) more of us would choose to spend money on a butler and a maid than anything else.
3. 90% of Americans who own pets buy them Christmas gifts.
4. Money is the leading cause of disagreements in marriages.
5. 65% of Americans would live on a deserted island all by themselves for an entire year for $1,000,000.
6. For $10,000,000 most of us would do almost ANYTHING! Including abandoning our family and friends and our church. A very high percentage of us would, for that same amount of money, change our race or sex. And, 1 in every 14, would even murder someone for ten million bucks.What’s really strange about this is, the statistics remain the same whether it’s ten million dollars all the way down to three million. For three million bucks, most of us would do the same horrible things we would do for ten million. But, guess what? Few of us would do these things for a “measly” two million.
7. 92% of us would rather be rich than find the love of our lives.
8. Here’s a weighty one: Money (or the lack thereof) is the biggest stress inducer in the lives of Americans. We worry more about money than our marriages, our health, or even who’s going to win the Superbowl Game or come out on top in the latest Survivor TV show.
9. If you get your money out of a Hitachi ATM machine in Japan, it will be laundered. The way they do it is, they briefly press the bills between rollers at high enough temperatures to kill most bacteria.
10. Women have very fixed ideas on how much they are willing to spend on a bra. 38.3% of women won’t spend $30 for a bra. 28.4% won’t spend $50. 10% would pay as much as $75. And, only 3.5% would shell out $100. But, you know what? Almost 20% of women say they would pay almost anything for a bra. This is because they consider (and I guess so do a few men) that the contents of what those bras are encasing is of extremely high-value.
11. Nearly half of the people who sell their houses with furniture included will take all the light bulbs out of all the lamps when they vacate the premises.
12. Most people won’t bend over to pick up money lying on the sidewalk unless it’s at least a dollar.
13. Most Americans think pennies are a pain in the ass and the U.S. Mint should stop making them.
14. There is about 405 billion dollars in circulation. Only 32 million of that amount is counterfeit. That means, the percentage of counterfeit money in America is .0079%. And, $20 bills are more often counterfeited than $100 bills.
15. Do people care if their bills are crisp? Indeed, they do. Fresh, crisp, clean bills are considered much more valuable than those which are old, wrinkled and dirty.I once sent a ‘dollar bill thank you’ letter to a guy who sent a sincere letter back to me bitching the free $1 bill I sent him was wrinkled instead of crisp as I had described in the letter.
16. Let’s flip a coin and try to guess whether it will come up heads or tails. Three times as many people guess ‘heads’ than ‘tails’.
17. Here’s one I personally think really sucks: One out of every four Americans believe their best chance of getting rich is by playing the lottery.
18. How about this one for a shocking fact: 5% of lottery ticket buyers buy 51% of all tickets sold. (Trust me, none of these people belong to the “Einsteins of America Society”.)
19. A staggering 74% of us are influenced by how much we can win in a lottery as opposed to the odds of us winning.
20. That’s a good thing for the Government because the odds of winning a lottery jackpot are about 10 million to 1.
21. A person who drives 10 miles to buy a lottery ticket is 3 times more likely to be killed in a car accident while driving to buy the ticket… than… he is to win the jackpot.
22. Sunday newspaper coupon inserts are the second-most read section of the paper, after the front page.
23. Few people know it but, you can buy single-disease insurance.
24. Only 6% of people in America regularly buy clothes tailor made just for them.
25. Here’s one that’s really important: 63% of us decide NOT to buy a product advertised on the Internet… because… we think the shipping and handling charges add too much to the order.
26. Eight times as many Americans would rather use an ATM than deal with a real live teller.
27. This one’s going to blow your mind: 83% of Americans still pay with checks instead of credit cards!
28. Almost 30% of us say we would need 3 million smackaroos to feel rich. This ties in with the fact most of us would do anything for as little as $3 million… but… not nearly as many of us would do those identical things for a measly $2 million. (Hey, here’s your chance to take advantage of that situation. If you only want to pay $2 million to have something done, ask me if I’ll do it. The chances are, believe it or not, I WILL DO IT.)
29. Here’s another fact which is really, really important: 80% of Americans say giving personal information (especially their credit card information) over the Internet scares the living shit out of them.
30. Two-thirds of Americans say they wouldn’t let their spouse spend the night and have sex with another person for a million dollars. Many of these people are liars. There’s a big difference being asked if they would do it for a million dollars… as opposed to… handing them a paper sack containing the million fungolas and simply saying, “Here, you can have this if you’ll let me sleep with your sweetie tonight.”
31. The average wedding in America costs a staggering $20,000.00.
32. More than one-third of American women consider money more important than good sex to the success of a marriage.
33. According to Employee Benefits Research Institute 96% of all people who have jobs right now won’t be eligible for their full Social Security benefits when they reach age 65.
34. When it comes to houses, more than anything else, people want a state-of-the-art kitchen.
35. When people shop for a car, what they want more than anything else is reliability for the best possible price.
36. One of the best ways to raise money for a charity is to have a free dinner for a lot of people and have an empty envelope tucked under their plate… for the express purpose… of making whatever size donation they want.
37. People tip more on sunny days than they do on dreary days.
38. More than 80,000,000 people call the I.R.S. Information Hotline phone number every year. One-third of those calls go unanswered. And, according to the Treasury Department itself, 47% of the answers the ‘get-through’ callers receive are incorrect.
39. Almost two out of three people have modified their financial behavior because of their fears.
40. Almost three times as many people who live in the South worry about losing their jobs as compared to people who live in the Midwest.
41. Which would you rather do: Shop till you drop… or… have great sex?For men, this is a no-brainer.

However, more women would actually rather have an unlimited shopping spree than spend a weekend with a fabulous lover. In fact, the #1 favorite fantasy of women is to have a blank check to shop at their favorite store.

The favorite fantasy of men (at least in my opinion) is what we would like to DO to the sales girl… rather than… what we would like to buy from her.
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Pastor GIVES MONEY to Parishioners, Dreams Revived & Realized!!

(below) Reverend Hamilton Throckmorton, right, surprised his congregation in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, when he followed up a sermon by handing out $40,000 in cash.

Pastor's Challenge Shocks Congregation
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CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio (Dec. 20) - The Rev. Hamilton Coe Throckmorton shivered with anticipation as he gazed at the loot - wads of $50 bills piled high beside boxes of crayons in a Sunday school classroom.

Cautiously, he locked the door. Then he started counting.

It was a balmy Friday evening in September. From several floors below faint melodies drifted up - the choir practicing for Sunday service.

Throckmorton was oblivious. For hours, perched awkwardly on child-sized wooden stools surrounded by biblical murals and children's drawings, the pastor and a handful of coconspirators concentrated on the count.

Forty-thousand dollars. Throckmorton smiled in satisfaction as he stashed the money in a safe.

That Sunday, the 52-year-old minister donned his creamy white robes, swept to the pulpit and delivered one of the most extraordinary sermons of his life.

First he read from the Gospel of Matthew.

"And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his ability."

Then he explained the parable of the talents, which tells of the rich master who entrusts three servants with a sum of money - "talents" - and instructs them to go forth and do good. The master lavishes praise on the two servants who double their money. But he casts into the wilderness the one so afraid to take a risk that he buries his share.

Throckmorton spends up to 20 hours working on his weekly homily, and his clear diction, contemplative message and ringing voice command the church. Gazing down from the pulpit that Sunday, Throckmorton dropped his bombshell.

Like the master, he would entrust each adult with a sum of money - in this case, $50. Church members had seven weeks to find ways to double their money, the proceeds to go toward church missions.

"Live the parable of the talents!" Throckmorton exhorted, as assistants handed out hundreds of red envelops stuffed with crisp $50 bills and stunned church members did quick mental calculations, wondering where all the money had come from. There are about 1,700 in the congregation, though not everyone attends each week.

The cash, Throckmorton explained, was loaned by several anonymous donors.

In her regular pew at the back of the church, where she has listened to sermons for 40 years, 73-year-old Barbara Gates gasped. What kind of kooky nonsense is this, she thought.

"Sheer madness," sniffed retired accountant Wayne Albers, 85, to his wife, Marnie, who hushed him as he whispered loudly. "Why can't the church just collect money the old-fashioned way?"

In a center pew, Ann Nagy's eyes moistened as she considered her ailing, beloved father, his suffering, and the song she had written to comfort him near death. She nudged her husband Scott. "Give me your $50," she whispered. Nagy knew exactly what she would do.

Throckmorton wrapped up his two morning services by saying that children would get $10. And he assured the congregation that anyone who didn't feel comfortable could simply return the money. No consignment to outer darkness for those who didn't participate.

Throckmorton is warm and engaging and approachable, as comfortable talking about the Cleveland Indians baseball team as he is discussing scripture. At the Federated Church, he is known simply as Hamilton.

But as church members spilled into the late summer sunshine that morning to ponder their skills and their souls, there were many who thought: Hamilton is really pushing us this time.

"There was definitely this tension, this pressure to live up to something," said Hal Maskiell, a 62-year-old retired Navy pilot who spent days trying to figure out how to meet the challenge.

Maskiell's passion is flying a four-seater Cessna 172 Skyhawk over the Cuyahoga County hills. He decided to use his $50 to rent air time from Portage County airport and charge $30 for half-hour rides. Church members eagerly signed up. Maskiell was thrilled to get hours of flying time, and he raised $700.


His girlfriend, Kathy Marous, 55, was far less confident. What talents do I have, she thought dejectedly. She was tempted to give the money back.

And then Marous found an old family recipe for tomato soup, one she hadn't made in 19 years. She remembered how much she had enjoyed the chopping and the cooking and the canning and the smells. With Hal's encouragement Marous dug out her pots. She bought three pecks of tomatoes. Suddenly she was chopping and cooking and canning again. At $5 a jar, she made $180.

"I just never imagined people would pay money for the things I made," Marous exclaimed.

Others felt the same way. Barbara Gates raised $450 crafting pendants from beads and sea glass - pieces she had casually made for her grandchildren over the years. Kathie Biggin created fanciful little red-nosed Rudolph pins and sold them for $2.50. Twelve-year-old Amanda Horner pooled her money with friends, stocked up at JoAnn's fabric store, and made dozens of colorful fleece baby blankets, which were purchased by church members and then donated to a local hospital.

And 87-year-old Bob Burrows rediscovered old carpentry skills and began selling wooden bird-feeders.

But it wasn't the money; everyone said so. It was something else, something far less tangible but yet so very real. For seven weeks an almost magical sense of excitement and energy and camaraderie infused the elegant red-brick church on Bell Street, spilling over into homes and hearts as the parable of the talents came alive.

In her sun-filled studio on Strawberry Lane, Shirley Culbertson felt it - a joyful sense of purpose that she had rarely experienced since her husband passed two years ago. Culbertson, 81, is a gifted painter and watercolors fill her house. But she discovered another talent during this time - knitting whimsical eight-inch stuffed dolls with button noses and floppy hats. She raised $90.

Zooming down country roads clinging to the back of a leather-clad biker, Florence Cross felt it too. For the challenge, Barry Biggin had parked his 2006 Harley Davidson Road King outside the church, offering 12-mile rides for $30. Cross was the first to sign up. Never mind that she is in her mid-80s, had never been on a bike, or that her husband of 60 years had to hoist her up.

"Oh, it was such a thrill!" said Cross, her face glowing at the memory. Her friends now call her "Harley Girl."

Martine Scheuermann lived the parable in her Elm Street kitchen, transforming it into an "applesauce factory" for several weeks. The 49-year-old human resources director would rise at 6 a.m. on Sundays in order to have warm batches ready for sampling at church services.

In his origami-filled bedroom on Bradley Street, Paul Cantlay lived the parable too. Surrounded by sheets of colored construction paper, the 9-year-old crafted paper dragons and stars and sailboats. He set up an origami stand at the end of his street, charged 50 cents to $5 depending on the piece, and raised $68.

Talents began multiplying at such a rate that the church held a bazaar after services on two consecutive Sundays for people to display - and sell - their wares.

The pretty little village on the Chagrin River falls had never seen anything quite like it. Everyone seemed to be talking about the talent challenge: over the clatter of coffee cups at Dink's restaurant, at the Fireside bookshop on the green, sipping drinks at the Gamekeeper's Taverne. Even members of other churches weighed in: Have you heard what's happening at Federated?

"Anyone can open their wallet and give cash," Kris Tesar said. "This was just an extraordinary process of exploration and discovery and of challenging ourselves. It became bigger than any one of us or than any individual talent."

Tesar, a 58-year-old retired nurse, discovered her talent in buckets of flip-flops for sale at Old Navy. She stocked up on yarn and beads and made dozens of funky, fluffy decorative footwear that were a huge hit with teens. Tesar raised $550 for the church, is still taking orders and is thinking of starting a business. Now even her children call her the "flip-flop lady."

People also got to know the "hen lady" - Gabrielle Quintin, who took to raising chickens on a whim 23 years ago when she moved into a 180-year-old house with a barn. Her "ladies," as Quintin calls her backyard flock, provide a welcome distraction from her nursing job in a cancer center. Quintin decided to put her brood to work for the church. For $10 church members could "hire-a-hen" and get three dozen fresh eggs complete with a photograph of the "lady" who laid them.

"It wasn't exactly spiritual, but I had a lot of fun," said Quintin, whose husband, Mike, made glass birdfeeders. "And it was just this great way of bringing everyone together and connecting with the church."

Kathy Wellman quilted. Mary Hobbs knit shawls and penciled portraits. Cathy Hatfield auctioned a ride in her hot-air balloon. Norma and Trent Bobbitt pooled their money with another church member to hire a harpist from the Cleveland orchestra and host an elegant evening dinner party. Folks paid $50 each to attend and the Bobbitts made over $1,200.

And physician Peter Yang took over shifts from other doctors in his partnership (he used his $50 for gas to get to the hospital) and raised $3,000.

The deadline to return the money was Sunday, Oct. 28. Nervously, some church council members suggested posting plain clothes security guards at services that day. But Throckmorton would have none of it. He insisted that the spirit of the challenge, which had already inspired so much goodwill, would carry them safely through. And it did.

Organ music filled the church as people silently filed down the aisle, dropped their proceeds into baskets, and offered testimonials about what living the parable had meant to them. Throckmorton thanked everyone for their generosity. Then he started counting.

A week later he delivered the joyful news: They had more than doubled the amount distributed.

The initial take was $38,195 over the loan, but the amount is still growing. Some people didn't make the deadline, or extended it in order to finish their projects.

The final sum will be divided equally between three charities: One-third will go to a school library in South Africa where the church is involved in an AIDS mission; one-third will go to micro-loan organizations that provide seed money for small businesses in developing countries; one-third will help the Interfaith Hospitality Network in Cleveland, specifically programs for homeless women.

Throckmorton is asked all the time if the talent challenge will become an annual event, but he is doubtful. It was a special time and a special idea, he says, and he is not sure it could be re-created or relived.

Yet in a very real sense, it lives on. Church members who never knew each other have become friends. And orders for applesauce, flip-flops and Rudolph pins are still rolling in for Christmas.

There are other, more poignant reminders. Like Ann Nagy's haunting tribute to her father, who died of brain cancer on Oct. 11.

Nagy, 44, has always been a singer with a clear lovely voice. It wasn't until her father grew ill and moved into a hospice that she started writing songs. She found solace in the music and a way of communicating that was sometimes easier than spoken words.

At hospice, patients are taught five simple truths to tell their loved ones before they die: I'll miss you. I love you. I forgive you. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

Borrowing from that theme, Nagy wrote a farewell song for her Dad. She pooled her $50 talent money with her husband's share and cut a CD to sell to church members. Ironically it was finished just an hour before her father passed, on Oct. 11. Nagy stood by his bed and sang it for him anyway.

On Nov. 11 - her father's 72nd birthday - Throckmorton preached a sermon about dying. He invited Nagy to the altar. There, accompanied by a cellist and a pianist she sang "Before You Go."

Her voice soared. The congregation wept. The parable of the talents had never seemed so alive.
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What a blessing the PASTOR was to the congregation-bringing the scriptures to life.
I'm sure a pulpit-pimp would never take that course of action, but I had to post this. I speak so much about the charlatan 'pastors'-but people need to be aware of pastors who are teaching the truth, too.
Throckton is awesome man of God, and to God be the glory!
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“Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, dwell on these things.” – Philippians 4:8








Friday, December 21, 2007

Taking Pics of "Hot Rod" Gets Doc Fired-Stat!

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Rx for DR:

Take 2 Anti-Stupidity Pills 4x's day.
Do not Mix with Cell Phone-adverse affects may result



PHOENIX - A surgeon who took photos of a patient's tattooed genitals and showed them to colleagues at a Phoenix hospital is out of a job.

In a statement posted Friday on the Mayo Clinic Hospital Web site, CEO Denis Cortese states Dr. Adam Hansen "is no longer practicing medicine at Mayo Clinic."

The hospital held a disciplinary hearing for Hansen earlier this week and said he could be fired. Officials declined to specify if he was fired or stepped down.
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Hansen, chief resident of general surgery, admitted taking a photo with his cell phone Dec. 11 of a tattoo on strip club owner Sean Dubowik's penis which reads "Hot Rod."

Dubowik, who had undergone a gallbladder operation, learned of the photo Monday.
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Hospital officials are also trying to identify the person who initially reported the incident and Dubowik's name to the media.
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He completed med school, but wasn't smart enough to realize- frat boy idiocies wouldn't be kept secret?!
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Really, What Are The Odds??


ROOFING MAGNATE DIES AFTER FALLING OFF...ROOF!
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BELOIT, Wisconsin (AP) -- The 91st-richest man in the United States, a roofing company billionaire, has died after falling through his home garage's roof, local authorities said Friday.

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Ken Hendricks, 66, reportedly was checking the roof on his garage when he fell.

Ken Hendricks, 66, was checking on construction Thursday night on the roof at his home in the town of Rock when he fell through, Rock County Sheriff's Department Cmdr. Troy Knudson said.

Hendricks suffered massive head injuries, according to his company, ABC Supply Co.

Hendricks' wife called authorities and attempted CPR on her husband, Knudson said. Hendricks was taken first to a Beloit hospital and then transferred to Rockford Memorial Hospital in Winnebago County, Illinois.

He was pronounced dead there early Friday morning, Winnebago County Coroner Sue Fiduccia said. An autopsy was planned for Friday.

Hendricks was the founder, chairman and chief executive officer of ABC Supply, which describes itself as the nation's largest wholesale distributor of roofing. The Beloit-based company does about $3 billion in business a year.

Hendricks had a net worth of $3.5 billion in September, according to Forbes magazine. That made him the country's 91st-richest person, according to the magazine's ranking of American billionaires.

But he seemed unfazed by his wealth.

"It doesn't make any difference to me; I can't spend it," Hendricks said in an interview with Inc.com in September 2006. "I'd have to sell the company, and I'll sell the company over my dead body."

Hendricks, the son of a Janesville roofer, worked side-by-side with his father growing up. A high school dropout, he started his own roofing business at age 21, according to his biography on ABC Supply's Web site.

Tired of having to deal with multiple suppliers scattered around the country, he and his wife, Diane, started a national supply distribution chain in 1982.

The company celebrated its 25th anniversary this year, with 6,000 employees in 390 locations nationwide.

"This is an enormous tragedy and a great loss to the family, associates and the community," ABC Supply said in a statement.

Hendricks and his wife also owned a variety of companies through the Hendricks Holding Co. and a property development group with more than 25 million square feet of industrial and commercial real estate.

The couple had seven children, according to their biographies.
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Thoughts and Prayers are with the Hendricks fam in their time of mourning.




And How Was YOUR Day At Work??

Mich. man learns co-worker is birth mom
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PLAINFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Steve Flaig's long search for his birth mother ended at an incredible place: the checkout line of the home-improvement store where he works.

Flaig had met Christine Tallady after she started working at Lowe's several months ago, but it was only recently that the 22-year-old delivery driver figured out she was the woman who had given him up for adoption. It took him a few weeks, and some help from the adoption agency, to give her the news.

"I would walk by her, look at her from a distance, not knowing how to approach her," Flaig told The Grand Rapids Press for a story published Wednesday. "You don't come stocked with information on how to deal with this."

With support from his adoptive parents, Flaig had asked the agency, DA Blodgett for Children, for information on his birth mother when he turned 18. Tallady, who was single and not ready to be a mother when she gave birth to Flaig in 1985, had left the adoption record open, figuring he would want to contact her one day.

Flaig received information, including Tallady's name, but Internet searches turned up nothing. He didn't make the connection after meeting his birth mother because he didn't know her last name.

In October, Flaig looked at the paperwork again and realized he had been spelling Tallady's surname wrong. He soon came up with a home address around the corner from where he was raised, and less than a mile from the Lowe's in Plainfield Township, just outside Grand Rapids.

When he mentioned it to his boss, she said, "You mean Chris Tallady, who works here?"

"I was like, there's no possible way," Flaig said.

On Dec. 12, Flaig happened to be driving past DA Blodgett's offices, so he stopped in and told them of his find. An employee there volunteered to call Tallady for him.

Tallady, head cashier at the Lowe's, was astonished to learn that the son she had given up for adoption 22 years earlier was a co-worker.

"I started crying," the 45-year-old said. "I figured he would call me sometime, but not like this."

Flaig said he is eager to meet Tallady's other two children, 12-year-old Alexandria and 10-year-old Brandon, his half siblings.
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That IS a wonderful Xmas present.
I pray the transition is smooth and blessed!

"I have a complete family now, all my kids," Tallady said. "It's a perfect time of year. It's the best Christmas present ever.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

You Know You're An Idiot When...

SILLY BUS DRIVER- TRICKS ARE NOT FOR KIDS!!

School Bus is for TRANSPORTATION not COPULATION!!

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Bus Driver Allegedly Asks Decoy for Sex
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DETROIT — A Detroit school bus driver taking children to class is accused of trying to buy sex from an undercover officer posing as a streetwalker. Wayne County Sheriff Warren Evans didn't identify the 30-year-old driver.

Evans said the man stopped twice Wednesday to talk with the officer posing as a prostitute. The first time he had one child aboard and the second time he had four children, ages 5 to 9 on the bus.

The sheriff said the driver gave the officer a paper with his phone number and told her he wanted to rendezvous after delivering the children. Instead, deputies arrested him and delivered the children themselves to McKenny Elementary School.

The Detroit News and the Detroit Free Press said prosecutors are considering what charges to bring.

Oh Goodness, And I thought Black Skin Came With Issues!!

Literally, Paul Karason has blue skin.
Try explaining that at a job interview, or trying to pick someone up!
Not make-up, or special effects.
He is not part of the band, "The Blue Men"
See for yourself.

I LOVE Happy Endings! God Gets The Glory!

Snowbound family's 'Help' Sign leads to rescue!

(CNN) -- Stranded in the snowy California woods for three days after losing their way while searching for a Christmas tree, a father and his three children fashioned a "Help" sign out of twigs on a nearby unpaved road, according to the helicopter pilots who found them.

Lexi and Joshua Dominguez exit a helicopter Wednesday, shortly after being found. (story continued below)

(pic abovel)Lexi and Joshua Dominguez exit a helicopter Wednesday, shortly after being found.


The four sought shelter from the snow in a culvert and removed their sodden socks in an effort to stay warm and dry while they waited for rescue, the pilots said.

Frederick Dominguez said that during the three-day ordeal, he and his children slept inside a log for warmth and ripped apart their shirts to wrap their wet, freezing feet.

"You just go to survival mode," he said. "Every parent would do that. You would do anything, sacrifice yourself, because these are your kids."

Dominguez and his children -- Christopher, 18; Lexi, 14; and Joshua, 12 -- were reported missing Monday night by Dominguez's former wife and the children's mother, Lisa Sams, according to police in Paradise, California, a town of 27,000 people about 90 miles north of Sacramento. Video Watch the family talk about their "scary" ordeal »

"I'm glad I'm home. Praise God," Dominguez told reporters after exiting a chopper at the command post. "It was awful."

Asked how he survived, he replied, "Jesus Christ."


Dominguez said he used branches and sticks to spell out the word "help" near the culvert, where the three slept the last two nights -- at times sleeping with their feet inside each other's shirts to help stave off frostbite.

He said his daughter was the first to hear a California Highway Patrol helicopter overhead. He said he ran though several feet of snow barefooted to wave it down.

"When they turned around, man, I was just praising God and saying, 'Thank you Lord, thank you Lord,' because I knew we had made it," he said.

Police vehicles equipped with snow chains rumbled up mountain roads to help conduct the search, which also involved a snowmobile and dogs. More than 80 searchers scoured the woods Wednesday until the four were found about 1 p.m. (4 p.m. ET).

Officer Steve Ward said he was piloting the helicopter out ahead of bad weather when he spotted Dominguez coming out of the culvert and waving. "We were very lucky that we just saw this guy at the last second."

Paramedic Flight Officer Dave White, who was with Ward, said that after the two shut down the helicopter and waved the family over, all four came running. "The little girl was in tears," he said.

White said the family was found north of where ground crews were searching. The pilots could see a "Help" sign they had made with twigs on a nearby four-wheel-drive road, he said.

Christopher Dominguez told CNN's Anderson Cooper the family got lost Sunday searching for a tree, which they had chopped down but later abandoned. He said they didn't have food, heavy coats or other provisions to help prepare for the cold nights.

"We weren't prepared at all," he said. "We just thought we were going to go up to the mountains, get our tree and go back home. It didn't turn out that way."

All four appeared to be in good condition as they were brought by chopper to the command post and taken to ambulances.

Wendy Wilson, the children's aunt, told CNN's Rick Sanchez the two younger children had some frostbite on their toes and a touch of hypothermia, but were expected to make a full recovery.

Butte County Search and Rescue dispatcher Madde Watts said, "they had angels with them, for sure."

The search riveted those in Paradise and beyond.

Mayor Alan White, whose son played soccer on the same team as Joshua last year, said he and many others in and around Paradise have cut Christmas trees in the same place where the family vanished. When winter weather sours there, he said, people in the woods can get lost quickly.

"If you're 50 feet from your car, you might not be able to find it," he said.

Although police found the family's car, it offered no clues as to where they might have gone.

The inaccessible area is beyond the reach of cell phones, authorities have said.
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Paradise High principal Mike Lerch said students had volunteered to help in the search. "This is a good family," he said.

Christopher Dominguez had graduated from the school a few months ago, Lerch said, and Lexi is a sophomore there. Joshua attends Paradise Intermediate School.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

"Shysters & Perverts In Jesus' Name"-Thomas Weeks Talks To Atlanta Journal Constitution!!

On this episode of Shysters & Perverts in Jesus' Name entitled:

"I'z got the flo' now!"

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Bishop Weeks says he was abused by wife, Evangelist Bynum
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In a one-on-one interview with the AJC, Weeks says he is suiting up for spiritual war

Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III is a man suiting up for spiritual war.

He's preparing for the conflict ahead by drawing on the word of God and the strength of the lineage of pastors in his family dating back more than half a century.

Bishop Weeks on the campus of his church, the Global Destiny International Center.


The 40-year-old senior pastor of Global Destiny Church and its international ministries has been accused of abusing his famous wife, national evangelist Juanita Bynum.

He says he is facing a war on three fronts —over the future of his Duluth church, which is losing members and money; over avoiding jail time for felony charges; and over peace at home. His wife is divorcing him.

Since the alleged attack in an Atlanta hotel parking lot on Aug. 21, Weeks, once known as an enterprising, spiritual leader with a vision for growing churches, is now being called on some Internet chat lines a "wife-beater" and a man who was jealous because his wife's international success dwarfed his own.

Weeks, who says he is innocent, recently shared his story with the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Bynum, who is developing a domestic violence ministry, has held local news conferences on TV and radio to discuss her accounts of the marriage. She has said through a spokesperson that she will consider an AJC request for a one-on-one interview but she has not set a date.

Weeks maintains that publications and broadcasts about his stormy marriage do not paint a complete and accurate picture. He maintains that he is successful in his own right having built Global Destiny's membership to 2,200 strong in two years. He says he put $100,000 of his own money down to start the church. The ministry covers nearly 70,000 square feet of space in an office park.

Q: Why did you become a minister?

A: I was called by the Lord himself in my freshman year in college ... Everyone in my family is in ministry. We have pastors, ministers, evangelists, bishops —legacy. It was something that was passed on by a mandate in our family lives. My grandmother and grandfather were in the ministry before they came from the British West Indies to the U.S. My grandfather is the senior bishop in one of the oldest pentecostal denominations in the world.

Q: Tell me how you started the church? Did you start it with your wife?

A: I started it in Washington D.C. 10 years ago. [The church] was known as Promise Ministries International ... We extended the ministry to Georgia in January 2006. We had four churches I was pastoring this year until August. They were Washington, D.C., Atlanta, Los Angles and London. Because of the situation, I have put other pastors over those churches because of my need to be over this house.

Q: How did you meet Juanita Bynum?

A: She came and spoke at a conference in 1998, one of my father's conferences ... Praise Power Celebration.

Q: How long did you date before you got married?

A: We dated sincerely about six weeks. Both of us had been through a number of things in our prior relationships ...We thought it would be best per her request, to go ahead and get married ... My family history was very clear, solid. She said out of her own mouth it's like marrying a pedigree of legacy. There were no outstanding issues or things that were kind of quirks for her to take major second guesses ... We wouldn't have dated each other if she didn't think I was marriage material or vice versa.

Q: When did you get divorced from your first wife?

A: I received divorce papers from my first wife in 1998.

Q: How long were you married before you began to have problems in your relationship?

A: As any couple, we had problems immediately ... You make the adjustments as you go through marriage. When did we come to major problems? I'd say within two years. We dealt with it and made adjustments ... There was pressure from outsiders ... If people did not interfere with where [we] wanted to go with our relationship early on, it probably could have developed into something tremendous.

Q: It has been said that you were having financial troubles when you met Bynum. Did she help you out of debt?

A: She became a supporter of the ministry ... Juanita Bynum is a great giver. From there we were able to continue to grow.

Q: Did you want to get married on television?

A: Over 80 million people watched the wedding ... I think the wedding gave a very tasteful presentation of her desire to present a wedding at the level of Juanita Bynum.

Q: You said she asked you to marry her. How did she pop the question?

A: It was over a telephone call one afternoon. She was sharing her heart ... We got married in July [July 21, 2002] ... in Las Vegas at the courthouse ... The major TV wedding that was on TBN was in April 2003. It was Juanita's desire to do it that way.

Q: Why did you wait before you announced your marriage?

A: The first word she said to me after we got married is she felt like she was stuck ... She wanted to make an adjustment into marriage. She wanted to be married a year before we told people. She wanted to keep her base. She is the queen of "No More Sheets" so how would all the women who support her ministry, who are single, feel about her getting married. A note was put on her car from someone that said they knew that we were married ... she decided to make an announcement ... on TBN.

Q: Why did your wife seek a separation and send you the cease and desist letter?

A: She requested a separation in June via ... fax. The separation was over a studio ... Juanita thought I was holding back a studio from her. It was a very strong disagreement about steps and processes.

Q: Did you have incidents of abuse in your relationship?

A: There were moments of dysfunction, not physical abuse. Certainly there was heated fellowship. ... I never hit or did anything to physically harm her. I have been the one that has been physically abused. I kept it quiet and silent for over 90 days. I have been struck on the face and in the head ... with a fist. I have been choked ... We had gone to counseling.

Q: Did you give your wife those bruises in an attack on Aug. 21?

A: I did not choke my wife, I did not beat my wife, I did not kick nor stomp her. A woman said to be kicked, punched, choked and brutally beaten by her husband, does she show up at the hospital four hours later ... and refuse to let the police take official pictures of all of the bruises?

Q: Are you grooming a successor [at Global Destiny] while you go and defend your criminal charges?

A: There are other great leaders here that can handle the ministry.

Q: Before this happened, how many members did Global Destiny have?

A: Over 3,400. We lost 1,600 members in this church alone. It started in June ... absolutely in August.

Q: Was there a separation or attempt at divorce other than this one?

A: There had been 10-day to two-week separations. The first divorce papers that Juanita prepared was because some adviser in her life concocted a story that I was gay; never have been one fraction of a second. She retracted that ... before the major wedding that was on TV.

Q: Why did you write and then pull the book "What Love Taught Me" [from publication]?

A: Juanita made a statement that when she heard about the book she felt like she had been hit in the head by a bat. That got back to me. I felt the pain of what she said. That is why I apologized to her. I started focusing putting tog[the book] after the Essence [article about Bynum]. That was nothing but a ... villianization of who I am as a person.ether

Q: There is a restraining order in effect, but in your [online] apology last week it appears that you both have been communicating?

A: I have never been able to contact her and I have not attempted to ... She sent me a prayer shawl ... [and] text messages. People don't think I have text messages from her but I have more than 100 ... from Aug. 1 to Oct. 27 .... the night before my 10-year anniversary [as a minister].

Q: Would you like to reconcile with your wife?

A: I would like for us to be friends in the future. I don't think there is an absolute possibility that we will never reconcile.
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You know what? I know this man ain't lying about getting abused by Juanie B.
She looks like she can get crunk on that butt!
Dysfunction + Dysfunction=Doubly the hot mess!

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It' s too bad they can't keep their marriage goings on under wraps, like the other pulpit-pimptress and soon to be ex-hubby pulpit pimpin'
Paula & Randy White.

(((AJ & ROSEMARIE I MISS YOU AT YBR!!!)))

Sisters, I miss you sooooo much! I'm not sure what the issue is that prevents you from accessing YBR...but please know you're missed.
Listen to my smiley as he briefly serenades you:



Family, these aren't fake tears!! If anyone can help us understand why AJ of Overanalyze It and RoseMarie of Miscellaneous Matters blogs are unable to access my blog-please don't leave me hangin...let me know what's really going on!!

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Hurry-before I drown in sorrow, please.
-IVBB

Love you AJ & RoseMarie!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Honestly, I didn't Think It Could Get Worse-It Did!

Britney's Teen Sister Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant

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Now We're Going to have a whole bunch of dumb girls mimicking Jamie Lynn's behavior-thinking it's cool to be pregnant at 16.

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Except MOST of those girls aren't rich and we (taxpayers) will pay for the kids instead.
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smh

****Sadly, I think Jamie Lynn will end up being the better parent****
sigh



Britney's Teen Sister Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant | Jamie-Lynn Spears
Britney Spears's 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

Nickelodeon, which carries her TV show Zoey 101, said in a statement: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

Spears and her mother confirmed the pregnancy to OK! magazine, saying she was 12 weeks along and the father is Jamie Lynn's longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Aldridge's mother confirmed it to TMZ.com.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," Jamie Lynn told OK!, according to the Associated Press. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears told the magazine that after confirming the pregnancy with a home test and a subsequent doctor's visit, she told only one friend – then waited two weeks before telling anybody else, including her parents.

"I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision," she told the magazine. "Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

Breaking the News to Her Parents

She told her parents just before Thanksgiving.

"I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious," her mother, Lynne Spears, told OK!. "She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

Aldridge's mother, Joyce Aldridge, told TMZ she was "aware of the recent interview regarding her and being pregnant" and that "we are in agreement with everything that was said by Jamie Lynn."

"Everything is fine," Joyce Aldridge added.

Spears, a high school junior who is 10 years younger than Britney, had until now escaped much of the attention about her personal life that has surrounded her sister.

Jamie Lynn stars as a schoolgirl at the fictitious Pacific Coast Academy in Zoey 101, finishing its third season next month as one of Nickelodeon's highest-rated shows.

A rep for Spears was not immediately available for comment.

JESUS HAS TAKEN THE WHEEL-Amy Winehouse Arrested!!!!!!!!!

Lord thank you, O Hearer of Prayers!!
I'm so glad this child is arrested.
Now....at first glance, it may not seem a blessing.
But Amy will be drug free at least while she's being held...which i hope is for some time!


Winehouse Reportedly Arrested in Britain

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Amy Winehouse was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of attempting to interfere with a court case involving her husband, according to several British media reports.

Authorities said a 24-year-old was arrested during an appointment at a police station as part of an investigation into "perverting the course of justice," an offense similar in American law to contempt of court or obstruction.

British singer Amy Winehouse arrives at the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, in this June 3, 2007, file photo. Winehouse was arrested Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2007 on suspicion of attempting to interfere with a court case involving her husband, Sky News reported. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian, File)

Several British media outlets — including Sky News, Times Online and the Press Association news agency — reported that the woman was Winehouse. Police would not confirm the reports.

Winehouse, 24, recently canceled all concerts and public appearances for the rest of the year on doctor's orders. Her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was ordered held in custody in London last month on charges of perverting the course of justice stemming from a case in which he is accused of assaulting a male bartender in June.

Fielder-Civil allegedly tried to interfere with a witness' testimony, according to court documents.

Winehouse, an admitted marijuana smoker, has been dogged by reports of continued drug use amid a flurry of canceled concert dates. She was recently spotted walking outside of her London home wearing a bra and jeans, with no shoes, looking distressed


**UPDATE** Ike Turner's Last Hoorah


MEMORIAL SERVICES SET FOR IKE TURNER: Public viewing to take place Thursday.
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A public viewing for late rock 'n' roll pioneer Ike Turner will be held on Thursday in Los Angeles with funeral services to follow the next day in Gardena, his management has confirmed.

  1. Turner's body will be on public view at the Angelus Funeral Home at 3875 South Crenshaw Blvd. on Dec. 20 from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. The public may also attend his funeral on Friday, Dec. 20 at 11 a.m. at Greater Bethany Community Church City of Refuge, located at 14527 South San Pedro St.

TMZ.com is reporting that Turner's fellow Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees Little Richard and Soloman Burke are scheduled to speak at the funeral service. Tina Turner, the late musician's ex-wife of 16 years, will not attend either service, according to Bang Showbiz.

TMZ is also reporting that Turner's final moments at his San Marcos home on Wednesday included a breakfast in the morning followed by a nap intended to last only a few minutes. His personal assistant was at the house, along with members of his Kings of Rhythm band.
According to TMZ, one of the musicians from the band went to wake Ike up, and he was non-responsive. Paramedics were called around 11 a.m. and were unable to revive him with CPR.

Results of an autopsy are pending. However, Turner's manager has said that Ike suffered from emphysema that was getting progressively worse.

Despite health issues, Ike continued to record and had several tours scheduled for 2008. Ike's manager tells TMZ that the musician was in final negotiations for a life story movie and was near the end of filming a pilot for a reality TV show.
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R.I.P., Dude

Monday, December 17, 2007

**UPDATE**And I Can't Get ONE Husband!

You're Kidding Me, Right?!


Meet Eunice Lopez.
Eunice is in her 20's (*sigh* if you say so, Eunice) and has married 10 men.
At once.



They paid her to marry them.
Girl, what were you thinking?!!!!


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Eunice, YOU have a lot of nerve!!
But your eyebrows are shaped nice.

-IVBB

**UPDATE** Ike Shoulda Ate The Cake!!


Turner died during post-breakfast nap
Ike Turner died in his sleep after deciding to take a nap following breakfast.

The rocker passed away at his San Marcos, California home, on Wednesday, aged 76. Turner was with his personal assistant and members of the band Kings of Rhythm when he lay down to rest after finishing his meal. However, when one of the musicians tried to wake him, the star was unresponsive and panicked staff immediately called an ambulance.

But attempts to resuscitate Turner failed and paramedics were forced to declare him dead just after 11am. The official cause of death has yet to be determined but he was known to have been suffering from the lung condition emphysema.

Despite his health suffering in recent years, Turner continued to record music and had several tours scheduled for 2008. The musician was also in final negotiations for a movie about his life and had nearly finished filming the pilot episode of a reality TV show, according to TMZ.com.

There will be a public viewing of the body at the Angelus Funeral Home in Los Angeles on December 20th. The funeral service will take place the next day and will be held at the Greater Bethany Community Church City of Refuge in Gardena, California.

This Star From "Shysters & Perverts In Jesus' Name" is trying To Put The Game on Lock!!

Important: Those caught up in idolatry of pulpit pimps and bound up in traditionalism (my pastor,my grandma taught me...) will not like this post.
But you better recognize...this is truth, and the truth hurts sometimes.
Get past your pride and learn about what goes on with pulpit pimps!
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I klept'd this from one of the most aggressive watchmen (Melvin Jones is neck & neck) in the Body of Christ...IC.

Independent Conservative:



"Pulpit Pimp Eddie Long Tells His Followers They Can’t Watch Him On-Line if They are in His Area. How Else Can He Ensure They Give Him Money?"

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Blogger Attorneymom at the blog Character Corner was trying to view pimp Eddie Long online this past Sunday and was denied access to the live video stream. (I’m not calling her a follower of Long, or making any endorsement of her either.
I’m not making any assertions about her positive or negative, just citing her post because she has the scoop:
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'NO MORE NEW BIRTH CHURCH SUNDAY SERVICE LIVE ON STREAMINGFAITH.COM FOR METRO ATLANTA

'I paid a visit to streamingfaith.com to watch the live broadcast of New Birth Baptist Church only to learn that Bishop Long has discontinued airing the live broadcast of his services for those of us living in the metro Altanta area. He said that he has learned that certain of New Birth members were watching the service over the internet instead of actually attending the service.

Accordingly, he wants those of us living in the metro Atlanta area to personally come to the church if we want to hear him preach live on Sunday mornings.

Selah.'
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I guess a pimp has got to do what he’s got to do in order to keep the money coming in. I mean you don’t want people who could drive over, wait 1 hour in traffic for a parking spot (and another hour when leaving) and toss you some cash to sit at home and watch via the Internet. That tainted skim milk is not the kind of thing I guess he wants to help the sick and shut-in have easy live access to. Eddie is as bad as the NFL teams that prevent locally televised broadcasts of home team games when the venue is not sold out. But they are doing what we would expect from money changers. Oh wait, Eddie Long plays as if he can be the money changer for God, so no wonder he did this. OK, it all makes sense now, in a heretical kind of way.

I say Eddie should go the whole cow and just end all his media broadcasts, because he spreads straight garbage.

To anyone who desires to view Eddie Long online because you feel he is a man of truth, please consider:
(note:please see the source above to check out the links for the bulletins listed below, very enlightening-with scriptural backing-bria)

* His ways against a read of Matthew 23.
* His efforts to have people give money for fulfillment of their personal desires against a read of Acts 8:20-23.
* Think about the big passover scam he runs annually.
* Consider 1 Timothy 6 and the instruction to FLEE bad doctrines, that do things like treat godliness as a means for financial gain.
* The games he plays with sermons.
* He claims to hear straight from God on High, yet lies and tells Christians they should pay into a man contrived system of collections that has been labeled a “tithe”, but is not tithing, can’t be tithing and was never a weight God placed on the church.
* His so-called “slain in the spirit” trick.
* His flip-flop regarding his treatment of Louis Farrakhan.
* His trashing of the gospel and charity scam.
* His assuming a place under Oneness heretic TD Jakes.
* His work with Paul Morton, that does not hold up to scripture.
* The support he gave to Earl Paulk when the scandals were breaking in the news.
* How his teachings fail to express scripture’s command of contentment.

Turn from those who make merchandise of the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ, 2 Corinthians 2:17.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

JUST WATCH THE VIDEO!!!

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Anyone who is able to spell their first & last name, knows it takes a special
person to be able to sing Jennifer
Holiday's
"And I'm Telling You"
-But what about if you're a child?
What about TWO children?

Fam, allow me to introduce to you

Bianca Ryan & Charice Pempengco
Two young teens approx 13 & 14yrs old, respectively.

Bianca is American and Charice is from the Phillipines.

Note: pay attention to the response from the audience when Charice performs, and somewhere in Charice's family is a soul sista or brotha!
Watch her neck, and the microphone!! ;)




**UPDATE** This Is Why I'm Seriously Considering Moving Back To L.A.!

this is what I walked up to-aye yi yi

broom standing upright in the snow-unassisted


Son, handling his biz (2nd pic)










Ok, after 2 back-to-back phone calls warning me about my car getting possibly stuck,
I decided to bite the cold bullet and take my butt outside and attempt to dig (at least partially) my behind out.
Reports have come in about people being killed in car

accidents & dying from heart attacks as a result of shoveling this heavy snow. SmileyCentral.com
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(other pics : my feet, snowdrift next to my car, right rearview of my car- look down at the trench!)

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Therefore, I did what any self respecting parent would do--I TOOK MY KID WITH ME...that way we can die together!! LOL

Seriously though, my son is 16- and while some parents think that means their child is an indentured slave, I believe in riding and dying together.
We broomed(don't have a shovel living in an apt-I knew I should've kept 1!) and footed (used our feet to sweep away snow) together.
I have a Ford and it's front wheel drive, wouldn't you know it...the ONE TIME I didn't back in to my parking spot-I get a small wall of snow behind my rear tires!
Well, we cleared the snow and I jumped in my car, and SLOWLY backed out, making sure i didnt get stuck atop any snow drifts.

I drove forward and reverse several times, until I was satisfied with the path my tires created.
I then pulled out and backed into my parking spot-for ez exit in the morning.
Tonight, the temp will get down to 19degrees, which means rock salt will be necessary to roll over the sheet of ice that's coming tonight which means disaster during tomorrow's rush hour traffic.
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It was afterwards, that I was reminded by mama of course, that I had AAA roadside assistance!
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Well, it didn't kill me so I guess in some way, it'll make my son Tony and I stronger.



@Cop-I have NY in my prayers...thanks for keeping me in yours!