Showing posts with label Sherri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sherri. Show all posts

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Sherri...I draw the line at your child! Give this boy a fade haircut!

Ohhhh I KNOW UR KIDDING ME, SHERRI!!!



Ain't NOTHIN' cute about a male child rockin' fat, wormy, spiral curls.
Please don't try to pass this style off as part of our culture under the guise of 'twists'...NOT.
This is a boy.
NOT A GIRL.
He IS NOT SHIRLEY TEMPLE, Sherri.
He ain't a goooood ship, lol-li-POP.

You are soooo wrong on so many different levels for doing this to this baby, I don't know where to start. Why are u attempting to emasculate this child??

Uh-uh uh-uh uh-uh uh-uhhhhh, this style isn't even cute on a female child, ok?!
I know you've been catching a lot of heat for the 'crazy' stuff you've said lately, but do you know what your son (YES HE'S A BOY!) is going to catch rocking this hairstyle??
A DOGGONE BEATDOWN!
Give him a fade haircut (see pic)
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It's ok for you to be ditzy...i'm sure it's helping The View's ratings...but your son will be sporting a BLACK EYE!
Take your man-child to a black barbershop and let them tightin' him up with a fade and nice cleaning lining, for goodness sakes!


HE'S 'A BOYYYY!'
*like Money Mike said to Damon on the movie Friday After Next!*
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Intercessors need to start praying along with Holy Ghost now, so this child doesn't grow up thoroughly confused, sigh


here's a video clip of Money Mike (katt williams) and Damon (Terry Crews) from Friday After Next...
*warning: contains profanity*




And on that note...

Come See What's Poppin'at Bria's Own Words, my OTHER blog!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Sherri...U'd NEVER See Whoopi Roll Like That!! SMH

"Yes'm, Ms. Waltas...I beez cleanin' wit' a smile on ma face..mmmhmmm yes'm"

What in tarnation has gotten into you, Sherri Shepherd!!


I know Whoopi, took off those shades, started to say something, and instead chose to shake her head.

I hope after the ceremony, she took u into a closet and shook the ish out of you, too!!

This is what i get for trying to creep over to my blog mama's crib, Lynn of Hicktown Press!

I come across this mess! smh

I tell you right now, had I been in Hollywood (L.A., is my hometown) and witnessed that buffoonery--I'da sent up a post via my T-mobile Dash to YBR soliciting for bail money, cuz I done whooped up on some Sherri Shepherd for her mammy foolishness!!

If it's not enough that she's grinning like a cheshire cat, it's a) she has an 'amn-da' (remember Pig Latin??) toothbrush and b) a copy of Wa-Wa got-dang book at her knees c) a book that exploits black folks, cuz otherwise no one would be interested in reading the snoozer!
Sherri?!

Do you honestly think she won't put your idiosyncracies in her next book????
U better check yourself!

HEFFA...what in Sam Blazes is wrong with you?? I mean seriously, job security is tight for the non-celebrity...but is it that serious that u have to skin & grin on ur knees in order to hold onto YOUR JOB?!

Sure..you've made stupid, idiotic, retarded remarks...but girl u don't have to trip unless your contract is up for renewal...
*silence*
IS it up for renewal??

U know what?
Even if it was..HAVE SOME DIGNITY 'BOUT URSELF, GIRL!!
Even Mammy from Gone With The Wind...put her foot down with Scarlett!
Remember the line, "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin'no babies?!" And Mammy didn't volunteer to take lessons, either! lol


Sherry, you're a Christian.
STOP ACTING LIKE WALTERS IS JESUS!!
Cuz she AIN'T!
Get ahold of yourself, and stop being a sycophant!!
You're embarrassing us, dang!

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Come See What's Poppin'at Bria's Own Words, my OTHER blog!