Mamacita w/ El Nino & Nina in Tow!

I must admit it, motherhood does fit J-Lo.
She's absolutely glowing.
Shoot I would too if I owned an empire, had nannies on call, could pay (in full, up front) for a plastic surgeon to snap my stomach/and boobages to pre-pregnancy state, among other things.
J-lo's livin' la vida loca!
And I ain't mad at her.

I do like the children's names. Max and Emme, not bad.
I'm guessing there's better pics of the kids in People Mag.

Ok..anywhooo CONGRATS AGAIN JEN & MARC.
I wanna see Nahlah Ariela, now!




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The Booty & Skeletor Welcomes Twins!

J-Lo, Anthony Welcome Twins
Boy, Girl Make Jennifer Lopez Mom For First Time

NEW YORK -- Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday, making the singer and husband Marc Anthony the parents of a boy and a girl after one of pop music's most closely watched pregnancies.

Lopez representative Simon Fields told People magazine the babies were born shortly after midnight on New York's Long Island, with the 5-pound, 7-ounce girl arriving first, followed by her 6-pound brother minutes later. The location was not identified.




"Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon," Fields told the magazine.

Lopez' publicists and agent did not return telephone calls from The Associated Press early Friday.

Ending months of speculation, Lopez confirmed her pregnancy at a Miami concert in November. Her father, David Lopez, told Telefutura's "Escandalo TV" earlier this month that the 39-year-old singer was expecting twins.

Lopez and Anthony, 38, married in 2004. The twins are her first children, and his third and fourth. source

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CONGRATULATIONS!!




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**UPDATE**And I Can't Get ONE Husband!

You're Kidding Me, Right?!

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Meet Eunice Lopez.
Eunice is in her 20's (*sigh* if you say so, Eunice) and has married 10 men.
At once.

They paid her to marry them.
Girl, what were you thinking?!!!!


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Eunice, YOU have a lot of nerve!!
But your eyebrows are shaped nice.

-IVBB

And I Can't Get ONE Husband!!

Fla. woman has 10 husbands, charges say
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Eunice Lopez has been charged with bigamy, accused of marrying 10 men between 2002 and 2006 without divorcing any of them, federal immigration authorities say. The Miami Herald reported Saturday that a records search by the newspaper found seven additional marriages under the bride's name and birth date.

Lopez arrived in South Florida from Cuba in 2002 and was a legal U.S. resident.

"I can tell you that none of the individuals she married had any type of residency," said Terry Chavez, a spokesman for the Miami-Dade office of the state attorney.

Prosecutors say she charged her husbands an unspecified amount to help them secure immigration status and continued asking the men for money long after the wedding, threatening to expose them if they didn't pay.

Chavez said the state attorney's office began investigating after being tipped off by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Lopez was released on $18,000 bond. Her last known address was in Hialeah, just north of Miami. A telephone listing for her could not be located, and it was not known whether she had an attorney.

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Obviously, Eunice didn't think highly of United States law.
How this swindler/extortionist thought she could be a polygamist and get away with it is beyond me.
Well, I'm sure she'll have to ponder her wrongdoings and see the err of her ways.

Note to Eunice: there's nothing wrong with hustlin'- as long as it's on the RIGHT SIDE OF THE LAW~You Better Recognize!
Now you're about to go to jail and become the wifey of someone else...for FREE!
Hope you saved some $$$ so you can trade with Big Bertha!
Shame on you for making a joke out of marriage!
-IVBB

In Case Anyone was under a rock somewhere...

Big Booty Baby Skeletor is on the way!!
(I'm soooo bad, I couldn't resist!)

The couple have finally come out of the closet and admitted Jr's on the way.

I can't believe how well that was kept secret! ;)
*I just pictured their baby wearing baby hip-huggers, one-shouldered blouse and baby high-heel boots!*

Naaawwwwww

Congratulations!

File This Under: Whatever It Takes To Stay Relevant

Rosie: I Made J.Lo

Jennifer Lopez was just Jenny from the block -- fat and clumsy Jenny from the block, when she got her start, says squeaky-voiced Rosie Perez in the new issue of Out magazine.
Rosie says it was she, not Keenan Ivory Wayans, who hired Lopez as a dancer on the hit '90s comedy show "In Living Color." "He didn't want her because she was overweight and didn't dance well, but I said, 'she has star quality.

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I respect Jennifer L, and how she's climbed the ranks. I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I do love her choreography. And speakin of fans, she needs to turn down those big hurricane Katrina fans, though, I don't care where she's at performing, that chile has huge fans blowing so hard, it catches MY BREATH and I'm at home, OK?! (Beyonce, and Mariah too...we know y'all have hair, ok?!)

Re- Rosie Perez's claims:

Yeah ok..Rosie. I'm sure there was a point to that quote,but anyhooo... the only thing that's fat on JLO, are her closets and bank accounts!! Which by the way, she's laughin all the way to probably right now as I'm typing!!! Those obstacles in her Living Color Days, proved to be motivational. Also, yeah my girl looked homegrown in those Living Color days, but she could only work with what y'all had. I mean come on...that was a stepping stone for you too, but Jennifer HAS STEPPED UP. Have you checked out girlfriend's choreography? You KNOW you can't touch her. (i'm not a fan of J-lo, but I respect her grit and not quit, attitude)

Jenny isn't just on the block...SHE OWNS THE BLOCK! We understand how you feel, this "fat" dancer you "made" is everywhere you look. She's on magazine covers, tabloids, TV, concerts, hawking perfume, have 2 clothing lines, and now is about to have a baby...it's been said she's having TWINS. Yep Rosie, she doesn't know how to do "alright", Jen does "i'm going to blow your mind." And she blew yours too, that's why you'd say something like that. I'm going to believe YOU didn't say that, and someone's trying to get a "rivalry" initiated between you two. I know you're not like that...YOU'RE A LADY! However, if you did say that...it makes you look like a hater...not cool.

You betta recognize, Rosie! Better yet, maybe she can return the favor, and MAKE YOU!!

Now go somewhere and sit down, ok? Alright cool.

Ivent