*It's M.M. Monday!* Aye Caramba! Marie Faints During Samba!!

Samba-dy Help! Osmond Collapses on "Dancing"
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Just moments after Marie Osmond busted out an intense samba routine, she hit the dance floor even harder -- passing out cold on tonight's live broadcast of "Dancing with the Stars."

As the judges stared in shock, host Tom Bergeron kept his composure and quickly threw to commercial while Osmond was sprawled out on the floor.

But all concerns were eased after the break, when Marie was up and moving around backstage. According to Bergeron, the first thing Marie said when she came to was, "Oh crap."

Osmond then explained her breakdown on camera, saying, "Once in a while it happens to me ... I stop breathing. I'm so sorry." Uh, might wanna get that checked out.

No sympathy points from the judges -- Osmond only scored 21 out of a possible 30 points.

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Well, that's definitely an attention getter!!

I don't understand why she nonchalantly said, "once in a whie it happens to me...i stop breathing. I'm so sorry."

Chile, don't be sorry--you need to get that checked out, with the quickness!

Not+Breathing=pushing up daisies

You owe your children and yourself better.

I shouldn't have to be the one to tell you that, Marie
-Ivent

THIS IS SHOCKING..LITERALLY!

Shock burns cable thief beyond recognition
credit: Yahoo! News
Mon Oct 8, 10:42 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A thief in Germany was charred beyond recognition by a 10,000 volt electric shock when he tried to steal a live copper cable, authorities said Monday.

Police in the western city of Duisburg found the 32-year-old man's blackened remains by a set of cable cutters and pile of non-live cables he had already stolen.
Only because one of his hands survived incineration were officers able to identify the man as German of Kazakh origin.

"His fingerprints were already logged on police files," a local police spokesman said. "The force of the shock was so great that the hand was severed from his body."

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Well, you kind of feel sorry for the way he fried to death. No one deserves that...however it was avoidable.

I can't imagine dying in such a horrible death!

To the cable thieves in Detroit...

THIS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!!!

It's just not worth it!

You better recognize-the one who's in for a shock-IS YOU!

Ivent