Friday, August 22, 2008

From the "Get Noticed (By Anybody) Or Die Trying" Files

Just. Say. NO.


Oh dear!


This is what McGuyver came up with when he was given
a child's Onesies,
foil,
blonde colored mop,
2 balloons filled with cement
and 2 feather dusters:


Traci "Thingham" Bingham



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In all fairness, we can't blame L'Oreal for the caucasoiding of this poor if-at-first-u-don't-succeed-keep-reinventing-urself-until-the-paps-finally-

point-their-camera- your-way-science project aka Bingham.

HOW MUCH DO U WANNA BET SHE WAS A MIDDLE CHILD?! LOL

Trying to get that swag the best way she knows how.

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Was she paid to find a creative way to use this $1 store Duster???

She used to be sooooo pretty.
I swear it looks like she's been overhauled to look the bride of Franken-Tranny!

or an Extraterrestrial Tranny.

And this outfit looks to be a project runway reject, that got the contestant voted off.


ok, let me quit.

I want to just strum a spanish guitar and sing a spanglish melody until my heart no longer cries out in pain and anguish.





Traci: JESUS CAN WORK IT OUT IF U LET HIM!

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