Desperate Measures...by Dumb Criminals...

I got this story from Crunk & Disorderly, and decided to a little more research.

Since i can't STAND the BET channel, I've decided to extol a 'you're-just-as-bootleg-as-BET-ain't-u-got-no-shame?' Award
upon Keison Wilkins.

Who's Keison Wilkins, you ask??

Keison Wilkins is,

"...a 33 year old man on trial for various charges including felonious assault, felon in possession of a weapon and firing a gun into a habitation was sentenced to 42 years in jail."
"...who was previously convicted in the case, won an appeal when a judge threw out the ruling, citing an inadequate defense. The case was retried last month, however this time, Wilkins insisted on representing himself." source

Since acting a donkey, by shouting out retarded statements about lynchings etc didn't work, Keison decided to go out like Fred Sanford and fake the Big One.
smh
the problem?
His judge Katherine Huffman, wasn't having it.
She even puts him on blast (after he's been checked out and cleared) by saying
"Mr. Wilkins is acting like he's asleep..."
lol
Needless to say, his acting skills (like BET) leaves a lot to be desired.
ewwww

His sentence?
42 years.
again.

Next time he oughta try an interpretive, lyrical dance.

Check out the video for yourself, it's ridiculous!

Come See What's Poppin'at Bria's Own Words, my OTHER blog!

A. This Game Show Host's Life Could've Been in "Jeopardy" After Suffering A Mild Heart Attack.

Q. Who Is Alex Trebek??
source
(editing, italics by IVBB)

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Alex Trebek, the long-time host of the popular television quiz show "Jeopardy," suffered a minor heart attack at his home Monday night.

Alex Trebek (above) has hosted "Jeopardy!" for 23 years.

Trebek, 67, was recovering at a local hospital, and it was not clear when he would be released, a representative of the show said. He is expected to resume taping the show in January.

The representative added that Trebek did not have any previous known condition that would have led to the heart attack.

Trebek, 67, is a native of Sudbury, Ontario. He has hosted "Jeopardy!" since 1984.

Prior to becoming "Jeopardy!" host, he served as emcee for a number of game shows, including "High Rollers," "The Wizard of Odds" and "Battlestars."

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Our thoughts and prayers are with the Trebek family, and wishing Alex a speedy recovery!

If Bobby Say it Ain't true...then daggummit, it ain't true!!

credit: AOL News

Well, Bobby's been calling radio stations, and jumping in front of cameras saying he did not have a heart attack. Ok cool. I'm glad for his sake, he didn't have a heart attack. However my previous advice still holds true:

'that lifestyle you live is not conducive to longevity.'

Alright, I'm done. Well, it looks like the "heart attack" rumor has extended his 28 min of fame to 31. See for yourself as Bobby B, continues his attempts to stay relevant.

Ivent