Satan Responds to Pat Robertson...

We knew it wouldn't be long before 'Satan' issued a statement lol...THANKS AJAY!!

The Devil Sues Pat Robertson for Breach of Contract

EP: Virginia Beach – The devil filed a lawsuit in the Virginia Beach district court on Thursday suing Pat Robertson for breach of contract. “Pat Robertson has broken the terms of our agreement with him” said Arthur B. Ellzebub, an attorney for satan, “His public comments regarding various pacts we may or may not be involved in is in clear violation of the non-disclosure agreement we signed with him 36 years ago.” Ellzebub went on to explain that the controversy surrounding Robertson’s comments about the recent tragedy in Haiti is creating significant confusion as to whom exactly has a contractual relationship with the devil. Ellzebub clarified the issue when he explained that “Mr. Robertson first approached us seeking fame, fortune and power, and we agreed to grant him all these things in exchange for a series of services. These services include manipulating the faith of millions of believers for our political and financial gain and projecting himself in the mainstream media as a complete ass. While his work on both fronts over the years has been exemplary, we must enforce our deals to the letter. For this reason, the devil has decided to sue Mr. Robertson. “

In response to a question regarding the devil’s relationship with Haiti, Ellzebub responded “While I am not at liberty to divulge any of satan’s legal relationships, I can say that the devil prefers working with individuals like Mr. Robertson and quite frankly we do not have the legal resources to make such an arrangement with an entire nation.”

Robertson was not immediately available for comment. However his attorneys did release the following statement: “Mr. Robertson denies any relationship past or present with the devil. However, if there so happens to be evidence of any interaction with satan, the explanation for this would be that the devil had tricked Mr. Robertson into believing he was someone else.”

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Why is Pat Robertson still relevant??

I think by now, most people who I've talked to am aware that I no longer go to church, nor associate with Christianity. Some are understanding and others are the exact reason why I left...pure and unadulterated ignorance.

I've been away from my blog for awhile now, but in light of the Haiti Earthquake and its devastating status...I felt compelled to post (or vent lol) about televangelist Pat Robertson. I won't ask why is he still on TV, because with a net worth estimated between $200million and $1billion the answer to that question is painfully clear.

I am concerned that Pat Robertson continual gibberish is still being gobbled up and supported by many Christians. His latest words in regards to Haiti and the reason behind the Earthquake were quirky, stupid and that of a madman. If what Robertson said was true, the Earthquake was due to Haiti having a pact with a devil, what about the missionaries and Haitians who practiced Christianity and were killed? Were those lost lives simply...collateral damage??

How do you feel about the latest stupid thing Pat Robertson has said??

It's "M.M. Monday"-The Devil is Gay!

J.K. Rowling outs Hogwarts character
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NEW YORK - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay. J.K. Rowling, author of the mega-selling fantasy series that ended last summer, outed the beloved character Friday night while appearing before a full house at Carnegie Hall.

After reading briefly from the final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," she took questions from audience members.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."

"Oh, my god," Rowling concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction."

Potter readers on fan sites and elsewhere on the Internet have speculated on the sexuality of Dumbledore, noting that he has no close relationship with women and a mysterious, troubled past. And explicit scenes with Dumbledore already have appeared in fan fiction.

Rowling told the audience that while working on the planned sixth Potter film, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," she spotted a reference in the script to a girl who once was of interest to Dumbledore. A note was duly passed to director David Yates, revealing the truth about her character.

Rowling, finishing a brief "Open Book Tour" of the United States, her first tour here since 2000, also said that she regarded her Potter books as a "prolonged argument for tolerance" and urged her fans to "question authority."

Not everyone likes her work, Rowling said, likely referring to Christian groups that have alleged the books promote witchcraft. Her news about Dumbledore, she said, will give them one more reason.

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It does promote witchcraft, and this gives us more reason

TO PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL, J.K.!!