Dang...Usher V Looks Like He's Smoking Cigs With Pops!! lol

Usher V...got those smoker lips like his daddy! lol
They've been sharin' Newports in da' club! :)
Is it possible for spermatazoa to carry nicotine into the womb and sit it on a baby's lips?!
I'm just askin'
I wonder why they didn't photoshop Lil V's lips??

Anyhoooo, baby Raymond is a cutie pie with those deep penetratin' see clear down to the bone marrow of your sould kinda eyes, and I'm lovin' that newspaper boy hat he's rockin'

Look for the Urshers to the 2nd power on a newsstand near you...August Edition.

I gotta go find another story, cuz I can't stop looking at that baby's lips...smh

Also, I still think Usher was mad cuz magazines weren't trying to pay him $$ katrillions of dollars, like other A-list celebs, to get pics of lil Nicotine, and that's why he called all of the other celebs parents who did get to laugh all the way to the bank -sell-outs.

Keepin' it real, I wonder how much can I get for my hankty rascals?
Ursher can call me a sell-out, cuz I'll correct him and tell him to call me "SOLD OUT" after the check clears!
Ya heard?!

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p.s., Congrats to Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban on the arrival of their daughter,
6lb 7.5 oz, Sunday Rose Kidman-Urban

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Tyra...You're Single...BUT UR STILL RICH.....GET OVER URSELF ALREADY!

drumbeat to Real Recognizes Real for the story:

Tyra Banks, Is Gracing Essence Magazine's Cover
She looks good.


Well, Tyra's lonely.
Still.
Again.
Newsflash.
Tell us something we don't know.
Give it a rest already.

What is the problem? You're rich, beautiful, the lace front wigs are getting a lot better...sorry, I can't front.
Let me have 2 of those issues.
Chile please...everytime I'd get hit with a pang of loneliness, would mean a new stamp on my passport, ok??.

I think it's a turn off-well, I know I'm turned off by Tyra's invoking of the Oprah W spirit-- if somethin bad happens to a guest, make sure u confess it happened to u too.
This is especially common with Tyra if a guest is single and bemoaning the fact.
*yawn*
yeah Ty-Ty, I know you're going to make the story segment about YOU.
*sigh*
Maybe the guys are bored and tired of hearing u complain about ur status too. In every interview that I've read...she complained about being single-I can only imagine what my friends and family would think if I talked about my singledom ALL THE TIME.
G-Money would check me in such a godly fashion.
and Mama Ivent would tell me to suck it up!
I'm just sayin.

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The Latest Episode of "Shysters & Perverts in Jesus' Name"

The latest episode of "Shysters & Perverts in Jesus' Name," has revealed that divorce talks have broken down between Juanie B & BTWIII, since the Essence Magazine article featuring Juanie B. I have entitled this episode "Was it Something She Said?"...I tell you someone out to write a screen play on this drama...Juanie can play herself when she was 19.
oh the drama...the tragedy of it all!

Now, tune into "Shysters & Perverts in Jesus' Name"...

Bynum-Weeks divorce talks break down after Essence article

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Talks in the divorce case of national evangelist Juanita Bynum and her estranged husband have broken down since the pastor dished about her troubled marriage in Essence magazine.

Attorney for Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III said Monday that the magazine story has halted negotiations between the couple.

Bynum is featured in a story this month about her tumultuous relationship with Weeks. She discusses past incidents of abuse and the night of the alleged Aug. 21 attack that eventually led to the divorce.

Bynum's divorce attorney, Karla Walker, did not want to comment Monday on the case.

Bynum has accused her husband of beating, choking and stomping her to the ground in an Atlanta hotel parking lot. After the incident, Weeks was charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats and simple battery.

Weeks' attorney Randy Kessler, of Kessler, Schwarz & Solomiany, said the story in Essence "revealed a calculated, aggressive media attack on Bishop Weeks," who has denied the alleged attack.

Juanie B Comes Outta Hiding...

Bring In The New Year with Juanie B on the cover of Essence Magazine
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Well, well look who's come out of hiding!
Juanie B herself.
You know it's time to make the rounds since Part I of her story will be in Essence Magazine this week, and Part II (because we never tire of Juanie B) will be in the January 2008 issue of Essence Magazine, and guess who has the cover?? Your royal profitess, that's who!

I don't want to ruin the article but did you know:

• After the marital drama went down, Juanie"lost her $2.5 million home with the prayer room that gave her a quiet place to soothe her spirit... she cried for two days? Wow. She was traumatized!
• Her estate in a Duluth, GA country club was headed for foreclosure. Profitess couldn't see that coming?!
  
• And, always out to make a buck Juanie B is having Valentine's Day conference on Domestic Violence...i'm sure she's going to take the women to yet "another level" --I mean it's their "destiny" isn't it. Tell me, how many levels in Christ are there, when there's only ONE ANOINTING?? I'm just asking.

If I read the article, it'll be because I was chillin' at Hair Styles By Thomas, or the Dr's office cuz I'm not giving one slug, drachma, lyre, dollar, euro, peso, pound, loony, escudo, franc, shilling, or deutsch mark to Essence Magazine, because I know they've negotiated a financial deal with Profitess Bind'em.
She's not making money off of me. She won't be buying Jimmy Choo shoes with a solid gold heel, engraved initials with a diamond-encrusted insole courtesy of me.



It's going to be interesting to hear what she says, and then to hear of Weaks' reaction or non reaction.

Stay tuned for another episode of "Hot Mess in the Body of Christ"...at a church near you.