MonkeyNoodleDoodleUgly+Hotmess*Ridiculousness/Ludicrousness+Extra Crispy=Don Juan

How Can a Hotmess SAVE Hotmess??

Just when you think the ridiculous and the sublime has run its course-enter Don "Witch doctor of Magic" Juan (DJ).
This male form who exists in utter denial has employed another marketing strategy (I'm guessing his outfits which screams "I WAS DENIED ATTENTION IN MY YOUTH SO THEREFORE I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM PLEASE LOOK AT ME" and riding Snoop's coat tails as a hanger-on are proving to be a bit tedious now) in order to stay relevant. This person has paid a webmaster to create a site dedicated to helping Britney Spears.

silence.

How noble.

Britney Spears has more people praying that her brain cells begin to regenerate pronto, than D.J's swarovski crystal covered goblet.

He could care less about Britney Spears.

Because if he truly cared, how about reaching further INTO YOUR PAST DJ...and creating websites and attempting to help those females you turned out onto the streets?!
How many websites have you created in order to help those women? Where are those women who were a part of your stable, freezing their behinds off walking the stroll, risking their lives flatbacking for a couple of dollars to relinquish to you, while u had your greasy, crispy hands wrapped around a steering wheel in a warm car???
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!

I chalk his desperate antic up as another opportunist attempting to garner attention at the expense of Britney Spears.
The child is a nutcase and I feel sorry for her...as I do for anyone struggling to make it through the day-but shoot Britney caused some of her own mess.
Why she chose drugs to cope...is beyond me.
And the 'razzi sure didn't help-criticizing everything she did when she had SP.
Be that as it may...the only people that girl needs is JESUS, the judge/lawyer and her parents.

The witch doctor that is DJ, needs to go take a bath complete with a flea dip. He looks as shady as he is dirty.
For more info on this dirtball's website go here.
I REFUSE to give him ONE HIT on that website.
I hope you all agree w/me.
YECCCCH

Come See What's Poppin'at Bria's Own Words, my OTHER blog!

Honestly, I didn't Think It Could Get Worse-It Did!

Britney's Teen Sister Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant

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Now We're Going to have a whole bunch of dumb girls mimicking Jamie Lynn's behavior-thinking it's cool to be pregnant at 16.

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Except MOST of those girls aren't rich and we (taxpayers) will pay for the kids instead.

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****Sadly, I think Jamie Lynn will end up being the better parent****
sigh

Britney Spears's 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

Nickelodeon, which carries her TV show Zoey 101, said in a statement: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

Spears and her mother confirmed the pregnancy to OK! magazine, saying she was 12 weeks along and the father is Jamie Lynn's longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Aldridge's mother confirmed it to TMZ.com.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," Jamie Lynn told OK!, according to the Associated Press. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears told the magazine that after confirming the pregnancy with a home test and a subsequent doctor's visit, she told only one friend – then waited two weeks before telling anybody else, including her parents.

"I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision," she told the magazine. "Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

Breaking the News to Her Parents

She told her parents just before Thanksgiving.

"I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious," her mother, Lynne Spears, told OK!. "She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

Aldridge's mother, Joyce Aldridge, told TMZ she was "aware of the recent interview regarding her and being pregnant" and that "we are in agreement with everything that was said by Jamie Lynn."

"Everything is fine," Joyce Aldridge added.

Spears, a high school junior who is 10 years younger than Britney, had until now escaped much of the attention about her personal life that has surrounded her sister.

Jamie Lynn stars as a schoolgirl at the fictitious Pacific Coast Academy in Zoey 101, finishing its third season next month as one of Nickelodeon's highest-rated shows.

A rep for Spears was not immediately available for comment.

Hope She Does Right by Those Babies...

Britney Spears allowed monitored visits to sons three times a week

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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A court commissioner granted Britney Spears three monitored visits a week with her two small sons while ordering the pop star to childproof her house and work out a schedule for the visits with her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, according to a ruling made Tuesday.

Britney Spears must work out a schedule for the visits with her ex-husband, Kevin Federline.

Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon also required that Spears undergo random weekly drug and alcohol tests.

Spears, 25, also must continue meeting with a court-appointed parenting coach, and the youngsters must be in car seats when they are being driven, the ruling states.

Calls to lawyers representing Spears and Federline weren't immediately returned.

The nine-page ruling said Spears could have overnight visits with her kids -- something she had been seeking. She will get two visits a week from noon to 7 p.m. and one from noon to 10 a.m. the next morning.

The order also cited some details of an Oct. 19 report submitted by parenting coach Lisa Hacker about her observations of Spears with her children.

The report makes it clear that Hacker feels Spears "loves her children and the children are bonded" to her, the ruling states.

However, Hacker was concerned that Spears didn't seem to have "child-centered" interactions, according to the ruling.

The "environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all," Hacker reported, according to the ruling.

During all three of her visits, Spears "rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play," Hacker said in her report.

Hacker also reported that Spears seemed to have a "lack of general attention at times" but added there was nothing she "would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense."

Hacker added that during an additional visit Oct. 23, Spears seemed "much more engaged with [Hacker] and the children," the ruling stated.

The ruling came after a three-hour hearing last Friday attended by Spears and Federline. Extensive testimony was presented on a number of issues.

Gordon previously said there was evidence that Spears is a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of drugs and alcohol.

He had withdrawn approval for her to even visit the children after finding she had failed to comply with some conditions for shared custody.

He later withdrew the ban and allowed her to visit Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1 -- but only in the presence of a court-approved monitor.

Spears had filed a request Friday to "terminate or modify" the order, according to court records.

Additional details about the request weren't disclosed.

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Those babies need Brit, whether she realizes it or not.
I truly hope she does the right thing-get her priorities straight.
It's not easy being a parent, but parenthood is a choice.
She chose them, not vice versa.

*IT'S "M.M. MONDAY!" What's Happening in Celebrity Land?

Britney Gets Her Kids Back ... For Now
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TMZ has learned Britney Spears has regained visitation rights with her children.

Her lawyer Anne Kiley says the pop tart is allowed to visit her two sons, but she would not elaborate on exactly what that visitation would entail.

As TMZ first reported, Los Angeles County Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon issued the order, stating "Petitioner's [Britney's] visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner's compliance with the court orders." Britney was seen driving with her kids over the weekend.

Another custody hearing is scheduled for Friday.

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Good for her!

Let's pray the chile gets her act together while there's still time!

Britney, What's Really Going On?!

Judge yanks Britney's visitation rights
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LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears can't even visit her children now. The troubled pop star may not see 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James — who are in the custody of Spears' ex-husband, Kevin Federline — until she complies with a court order, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled.

The order, dated Wednesday, does not spell out what directives Spears defied. A hearing in the matter was scheduled for Oct. 26.
A message left with Spears' attorney, Anne Kiley, was not immediately returned.

In the past, Gordon has reprimanded Spears for not complying with other court orders, repeatedly saying that she lost primary custody to Federline due to her own choices.
Among other things, Gordon has ordered her to undergo random weekly drug testing, citing evidence that Spears engaged in "habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol."

She could not visit with her children without a parenting coach present. The coach participated in the emergency hearing Wednesday. Both parents were ordered to remain sober around their children.

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I'm convinced. For some warped reason, Britney has set out to sabotage herself and lose those babies on purpose.

I'm not sure if she blames them for her career nosedive or what, but those babies didn't deliver themselves.

I didn't think much of K-fed, but whatever the motivation-he has stepped up.

Good for him.

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