Shysters, Pimps and Perverts in Jesus Name...TONY ALAMO

Tony Alamo is shown with his wife, Susan, in this undated photo from Tony Alamo Christian Ministries.

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The 74-year-old founder and leader of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries was arrested without incident at 2:45 p.m. (4:45 p.m. ET) as he was departing the Little America Hotel with his wife, said Manuel Johnson, spokesman for the FBI in Phoenix, Arizona.

The FBI, the Flagstaff Police Department and the Arizona Department of Public Safety were involved in the arrest, he said.

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This man knows he is nasty.

How did he think he could get away with this trash.

Another Kristian.

This perv was charged with transporting a minor across state lines for sex.

Nicca please.

Of course the freak denied the charges...but this man had a 15-acre compound that was raided, and kids were removed and are being questioned.

He's also accused of marrying off girls when they reach puberty to older men.

Why?

Oh cuz Tony "Perv" Alamo says

"..puberty is the age of consent.."

PUNK, my godbaby entered puberty at 9...u mean to tell me that's giving consent for my baby to become sexually active.

This dude is SEVENTY FOUR, 74Y/O...so only GOD KNOWS how long he's been doing this ish.

Just nasty and I bet his nasty wife was in on it too.

Better late than never regarding his capture.

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And on that note...

MonkeyNoodleDoodleUgly+Hotmess*Ridiculousness/Ludicrousness+Extra Crispy=Don Juan

How Can a Hotmess SAVE Hotmess??

Just when you think the ridiculous and the sublime has run its course-enter Don "Witch doctor of Magic" Juan (DJ).
This male form who exists in utter denial has employed another marketing strategy (I'm guessing his outfits which screams "I WAS DENIED ATTENTION IN MY YOUTH SO THEREFORE I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM PLEASE LOOK AT ME" and riding Snoop's coat tails as a hanger-on are proving to be a bit tedious now) in order to stay relevant. This person has paid a webmaster to create a site dedicated to helping Britney Spears.

silence.

How noble.

Britney Spears has more people praying that her brain cells begin to regenerate pronto, than D.J's swarovski crystal covered goblet.

He could care less about Britney Spears.

Because if he truly cared, how about reaching further INTO YOUR PAST DJ...and creating websites and attempting to help those females you turned out onto the streets?!
How many websites have you created in order to help those women? Where are those women who were a part of your stable, freezing their behinds off walking the stroll, risking their lives flatbacking for a couple of dollars to relinquish to you, while u had your greasy, crispy hands wrapped around a steering wheel in a warm car???
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!

I chalk his desperate antic up as another opportunist attempting to garner attention at the expense of Britney Spears.
The child is a nutcase and I feel sorry for her...as I do for anyone struggling to make it through the day-but shoot Britney caused some of her own mess.
Why she chose drugs to cope...is beyond me.
And the 'razzi sure didn't help-criticizing everything she did when she had SP.
Be that as it may...the only people that girl needs is JESUS, the judge/lawyer and her parents.

The witch doctor that is DJ, needs to go take a bath complete with a flea dip. He looks as shady as he is dirty.
For more info on this dirtball's website go here.
I REFUSE to give him ONE HIT on that website.
I hope you all agree w/me.
YECCCCH

Come See What's Poppin'at Bria's Own Words, my OTHER blog!

Introducing, YBR's 1st Shyster & Pervert story in 2008

Putting Out a Call to Mason or Twyla Betha, or anyone versed in the bible who's a member of your church...what is going on at (IN)Sane Church??
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Pulpit Pimp's Puppe-uhh, Protege

You don't always have to look for a story, sometimes it'll come to you. Thus was the case of Mason Betha f.k.a Ma$on.
Mason has gone from P.Diddy's most successful artist/protege to that of Creflo Dollar's.
The following video of Ma$on is eerily similar to Dollar. From style of speech, to laughter, to anecdotes about his luxury items, to distorting the truth about God and money.
In other words...he's going to make WONDERFUL PULPIT PIMP!!
Creflo has cloned himself in the form of Ma$on Betha and its not a GOOD THING. I'm wondering how many more test tubes does Creflo have in his lab??
This is what happens when you attempt return to the vomit (rapping with G-unit?? R U nuts?!) that God took you away from. The world didn't want him, and he came back to the pulpit.
Ill prepared.
He's distorting God, and by the sound of the 3 or 4 people in the audience they agreed with him.
Woe unto him and them!

Pastor Mason Betha
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Betha gives an unscriptural explanation of sowing.
Whatever monetary value you're blessed with, you sow that amount into the Kingdom or you won't be blessed.
WHAT?!

So if...
I'm blessed with a box of $4 Kelloggs cereal, $2 socks, $7 tissue, $3.50 body wash, $10/wk for my kid's lunch money, $80/bi-wk for gas, $100 outfit, can't forget shoes...$60 shoes, $130 concert tix, $10 co-pay for my prescription, $800-rent (that's a blessing to pay that erry month)...well u get the idea...if I don't sow into the Kingdom (crunching some numbers)...approx $1206.50...I won't be blessed??
Well, what If I'm blessed by my friends and family, and they didn't tell me how much the blessing was?
Isn't tacky to inquire about the value of the gift? Will I NOT be blessed?
What scripture can I go to for reference, Betha??
Is there a scale that measures what's considered a "blessing?"
I mean all of the things listed above happened bcuz of God.

Drumbeat to my blogmom Lynn by way of DJenk 4 this mes-, I mean story

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This Star From "Shysters & Perverts In Jesus' Name" is trying To Put The Game on Lock!!

Important: Those caught up in idolatry of pulpit pimps and bound up in traditionalism (my pastor,my grandma taught me...) will not like this post.
But you better recognize...this is truth, and the truth hurts sometimes.
Get past your pride and learn about what goes on with pulpit pimps!


I klept'd this from one of the most aggressive watchmen (Melvin Jones is neck & neck) in the Body of Christ...IC.
Independent Conservative:

"Pulpit Pimp Eddie Long Tells His Followers They Can’t Watch Him On-Line if They are in His Area. How Else Can He Ensure They Give Him Money?"

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Blogger Attorneymom at the blog Character Corner was trying to view pimp Eddie Long online this past Sunday and was denied access to the live video stream. (I’m not calling her a follower of Long, or making any endorsement of her either.
I’m not making any assertions about her positive or negative, just citing her post because she has the scoop:

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'NO MORE NEW BIRTH CHURCH SUNDAY SERVICE LIVE ON STREAMINGFAITH.COM FOR METRO ATLANTA

'I paid a visit to streamingfaith.com to watch the live broadcast of New Birth Baptist Church only to learn that Bishop Long has discontinued airing the live broadcast of his services for those of us living in the metro Altanta area. He said that he has learned that certain of New Birth members were watching the service over the internet instead of actually attending the service.

Accordingly, he wants those of us living in the metro Atlanta area to personally come to the church if we want to hear him preach live on Sunday mornings.

Selah.'

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I guess a pimp has got to do what he’s got to do in order to keep the money coming in. I mean you don’t want people who could drive over, wait 1 hour in traffic for a parking spot (and another hour when leaving) and toss you some cash to sit at home and watch via the Internet. That tainted skim milk is not the kind of thing I guess he wants to help the sick and shut-in have easy live access to. Eddie is as bad as the NFL teams that prevent locally televised broadcasts of home team games when the venue is not sold out. But they are doing what we would expect from money changers. Oh wait, Eddie Long plays as if he can be the money changer for God, so no wonder he did this. OK, it all makes sense now, in a heretical kind of way.

I say Eddie should go the whole cow and just end all his media broadcasts, because he spreads straight garbage.

To anyone who desires to view Eddie Long online because you feel he is a man of truth, please consider:

(note:please see the source above to check out the links for the bulletins listed below, very enlightening-with scriptural backing-bria)

* His ways against a read of Matthew 23.
* His efforts to have people give money for fulfillment of their personal desires against a read of Acts 8:20-23.
* Think about the big passover scam he runs annually.
* Consider 1 Timothy 6 and the instruction to FLEE bad doctrines, that do things like treat godliness as a means for financial gain.
* The games he plays with sermons.
* He claims to hear straight from God on High, yet lies and tells Christians they should pay into a man contrived system of collections that has been labeled a “tithe”, but is not tithing, can’t be tithing and was never a weight God placed on the church.
* His so-called “slain in the spirit” trick.
* His flip-flop regarding his treatment of Louis Farrakhan.
* His trashing of the gospel and charity scam.
* His assuming a place under Oneness heretic TD Jakes.
* His work with Paul Morton, that does not hold up to scripture.
* The support he gave to Earl Paulk when the scandals were breaking in the news.
* How his teachings fail to express scripture’s command of contentment.

Turn from those who make merchandise of the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ, 2 Corinthians 2:17.

Rapper Pimp C, dead in L.A. Hotel (I'm not familiar with him...my kid is)

Houston Rapper Pimp C Found Dead In Hotel

LOS ANGELES -- Pimp C, one-half of the veteran Houston rap group UGK, was found dead in an upscale hotel on Tuesday. He was 33.

"It is with great regret that I must confirm that Chad Butler aka Pimp C, one half of the legendary UGK, was in fact discovered dead this morning," his publicist, Nancy Byron, said in a statement. "Manager Rick Martin is asking that everyone please respect his family and those close to him at this time and refrain from rumors and innuendo."

Pimp C, born Chad Butler, was found dead in the Mondrian hotel, a longtime music-industry hangout.

Butler and his partner, Bernard "Bun B" Freeman, were pioneers of Southern rap, and hit the mainstream with their cameo on Jay-Z's smash "Big Pimpin'." Though they never enjoyed the pop-chart success of some other rappers, their 1996 CD "Ridin' Dirty" is considered a rap classic, and their laid-back sound, complete with gangsta tales of creeping through humid streets gripping wood-grain steering wheels, was influential in shaping the Southern rap movement.

The duo's career was derailed when Butler was jailed for three years in 2002 on gun charges. He released an album while in prison, and this year the group made a comeback with the critically acclaimed album "Underground Kingz," which included the hit "Int'l Player's Anthem (I Choose You)," featuring OutKast.

Barry Weiss, CEO of their record label, Jive, said in a statement: "We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad. He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront."

Butler, who grew up in Port Arthur, Texas, came from a musical lineage. His father was a professional trumpet player, and the rapper studied classical music in high school. He even received a Division I rating on a tenor solo at a University Interscholastic League choir competition.

"That's how I came up listening to everything," he told The Associated Press in a 2005 interview. "Music don't have no color or no face. It's a universal language. I think being exposed to all that kind of stuff influences the way I make records."

But it was rap music that would become his passion. Together with Bernard "Bun B" Freeman, Butler's friend since junior high, they started UGK, short for Underground Kingz.

Oh Lawd!

He's smilin' & profilin' but is he pimpin'?

(image courtesy of Google Images)

While perusing the ever informative blog www.independentconservative.com, I came across a post about a popular church here in Michigan called Detroit World Outreach, aka DWO. Needless to say it was an Channel 7 News expose on the pastor who is living in a $3.6m home. Must be nice. Did I mention, that he's living in a $3.6M as in million DOLLAR, home? Did you know the church is paying for it, and Michigan IS STILL in a recession, but he's living in palatial mansion??? Oh, ok. I just wanted to be sure.

Pulpit Pimp??? I'm not sure if he's pimpin' but he's living the life in the pulpit!
see for yourself: