If Mama Ivent's Not Happy, Neither Am I

Tina Turner-My mama aka "Mama Ivent" has but one Question:

What in the Monkeydoodledandiness have you done to yourself, Tina?!

WHYYYYYYYYY???
(ok, so it's more than one-get over it-we're in shock here!)

Why did you succumb to the pressures of fame, and jack your face up?!
The unnatural arch of your eyebrows and your shiny, prominent cheekbones, in addition to the breasts that rightly belong to a 22 y/o seems to be signs of visits to a plastic surgeon!
Quoting Mama Ivent in reference to you, she said:

"Why would she do that to herself?! She was aging so gracefully!!!"

My mama is convinced that wasn't you performing on the Grammy Awards a minute ago with Beyonce! You didn't look like your original self:




I had to convince Mama Ivent that was indeed you, the original Tina Turner-cuz Beyonce will not perform with anyone who's less than an A-lister, unless they are members of Destiny's Child!

Thank you Tina Turner-at the age of 62.5, my mom has few women in Celebrity-Land who was representing and keeping it real with their age...and now she has to scratch you off of her list. You'll be 69 this year...it's ok to have a little crow's feet etc. And I won't even tell you about the potential risks you exposed yourself to by undergoing your procedures.

Needless to say, Mama Ivent's TRAUMATIZED!!

I-I-I, I'm just at a loss...my mom will be ok..but will you? When will you accept yourself for the beautiful woman that you truly are?!
smh

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I'm Feeling TobyMac

Parodying those Geico Commercials, watch as Regis "Sucka Child" Funk help Toby tell the story behind their hit One World"

"...jive turkay, jive turkayyyy with a side of beannnnns." -Sucka Child

Below the video is the MP3 of One World...it's a fun song with a powerful meaning, featuring the powerful voice of Siti (See-Tee) Monroe (who sounds very much like Chaka Khan!)

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New Castmates Added to "Shysters & Perverts In Jesus' Name" How far is too far?!

Jesus...Here's a Wheel, Please take it!


New Co-stars:

"Pastor" Alton 'I've overstepped all kinds of boundaries' Williams, Memphis, TN

Sis. Sherrilyn 'Helpmeet in overstepping bounds instead of praying' Williams

This Episode of "Shysters & Perverts in Jesus' Name" takes place in the boudoir via the pulpit!

Pastor A.R. Williams Shows The Women Of His Church "How to Keep Their Husbands So The Hoe Don't Get Him"
Thaddeus Matthews Blog

Members of World Overcomers were shocked on last Sunday morning when they entered the place where they assemble to worship God. In the pulpit was a Queen sized bed draped in burgundy and gold.


Members were wondering why the place that normally Pastor Alton R. Williams preaches the word of God from had turned into a large bedroom, when he entered wearing a robe and pajama pants with his bible in hand. the lights are dimmed, mode music is playing,Williams at this point lays on the bed reading from the Songs of Solomon.

While still reading the bible his wife Sherrilyn enters the sanctuary wearing a long red feathered seductive fitting gown. Mrs. Williams very seductively walks across the pulpit turn bedroom and sits on the bed next to her husband. She closes his bible and begins to rub on him, and then lefts him from the bed and very passionately embraces and kisses him. Pastor Williams whose Sunday morning freak session is designed to save marriages tells the women in the congregation "This is how to keep your husband so the Hoe don't get him".

In my opinion A.R. Williams has gone to far, the pastor who spent $260,000 to build a statue that reminds you of the Statue Of Liberty has lost his God focus and now become an entertainer willing to do anything to keep fleecing his flock of their money so that he can continue to live his luxury lifestyle.

In a time that people in the community need the Word of God for deliverance from their plights by allowing the word to get them up and motivated to make changes in their lives, this fool wants to hold Sunday morning sex classes. What about salvation and the saving of souls? I guess with New Directions Church being less than a mile away Williams is losing members which means that he is losing dollars.

So what will Williams do next Sunday, Show the men how to please their wives by performing oral sex on sister Sherrilyn, or maybe he'll give a course on the various positions of lovemaking. What ever it is you can be sure that his cult of followers at WORLD OVERCUMMERS will not get a show without paying.
THIS WILL BE THE SUBJECT OF TONIGHT'S "EXPRESS YOURSELF" FROM 6-7PM ON AM990 KWAM.

Oh Lawd!

He's smilin' & profilin' but is he pimpin'?

(image courtesy of Google Images)

While perusing the ever informative blog www.independentconservative.com, I came across a post about a popular church here in Michigan called Detroit World Outreach, aka DWO. Needless to say it was an Channel 7 News expose on the pastor who is living in a $3.6m home. Must be nice. Did I mention, that he's living in a $3.6M as in million DOLLAR, home? Did you know the church is paying for it, and Michigan IS STILL in a recession, but he's living in palatial mansion??? Oh, ok. I just wanted to be sure.

Pulpit Pimp??? I'm not sure if he's pimpin' but he's living the life in the pulpit!
see for yourself: