If Mama Ivent's Not Happy, Neither Am I

Tina Turner-My mama aka "Mama Ivent" has but one Question:

What in the Monkeydoodledandiness have you done to yourself, Tina?!

WHYYYYYYYYY???
(ok, so it's more than one-get over it-we're in shock here!)

Why did you succumb to the pressures of fame, and jack your face up?!
The unnatural arch of your eyebrows and your shiny, prominent cheekbones, in addition to the breasts that rightly belong to a 22 y/o seems to be signs of visits to a plastic surgeon!
Quoting Mama Ivent in reference to you, she said:

"Why would she do that to herself?! She was aging so gracefully!!!"

My mama is convinced that wasn't you performing on the Grammy Awards a minute ago with Beyonce! You didn't look like your original self:




I had to convince Mama Ivent that was indeed you, the original Tina Turner-cuz Beyonce will not perform with anyone who's less than an A-lister, unless they are members of Destiny's Child!

Thank you Tina Turner-at the age of 62.5, my mom has few women in Celebrity-Land who was representing and keeping it real with their age...and now she has to scratch you off of her list. You'll be 69 this year...it's ok to have a little crow's feet etc. And I won't even tell you about the potential risks you exposed yourself to by undergoing your procedures.

Needless to say, Mama Ivent's TRAUMATIZED!!

I-I-I, I'm just at a loss...my mom will be ok..but will you? When will you accept yourself for the beautiful woman that you truly are?!
smh

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Hmmmm...Wonder How Much the Police Spent on the Nailahs and the Latashas who went missing???

Police spent $250,000 searching for Chicago woman

CHICAGO — Family members arranged a meeting at an undisclosed location between investigators and a married woman from Illinois whose disappearance on Christmas Eve prompted a costly search.

Anu Solanki, 24, met with law enforcement officials at an undisclosed location Friday, said Cook County sheriff's police spokesman Steve Mayberry.

"I don't care why she left," her brother, Dhiren Patel, told reporters. "Hey, she's alive. That's the most important thing."

Cell phone records indicated Solanki had left voluntarily with a 23-year-old male friend from California, authorities said earlier Friday. Mayberry did not know whether the friend, Karan C. Jani, had returned with Solanki.

"As far as I'm aware her physical condition is fine," Mayberry said. "At this time she hasn't been charged with anything."

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Anu Solanki's car was found Monday in a forest preserve parking lot, triggering the search by police and relatives, who distributed flyers with her picture.
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Solanki's husband, who lived with his wife near suburban Des Plaines, was not aware of her friendship with Jani, Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart told reporters.

Anu Solanki's car was found Monday in a forest preserve parking lot, triggering the search by police and relatives, who distributed flyers with her picture. A sheriff's department helicopter was also used in the search.

Authorities spent about $250,000 on the search and in investigating Solanki's disappearance, Dart said.

Her family had expressed relief and asked Solanki to contact them.

Her husband, Dignesh Solanki, had said his wife may have been placing a religious statue in the Des Plaines River on the day she went missing. The statue of the deity Ganesh, revered as the Hindu god of good fortune and wisdom, had broken and a religious leader told them that placing it in the water would ward off bad luck.

Authorities said earlier this week that they feared Solanki might have slipped underwater and drowned while placing the statue in the current and divers also searched the river for signs of a body.

The Solankis were born in India's Gujarat state, and were married Oct. 6, 2006. During a second Hindu wedding on May 6 in New Jersey, the Ganesh statue played a role in the ceremony, Dignesh Solanki has said.

Dart said authorities did not know how Solanki and Jani met, but the cell phone records suggested they had been in contact for about a year.

Anu Solanki called a friend Monday afternoon and said four men were following her, then called back saying they were not following her anymore, relatives have said.

Jani placed several cell phone calls to Anu Solanki while she was at work at a Wheeling hotel Monday morning, the sheriff's office said in a statement. Solanki may have met Jani a short time later that day, then left the area with him, officials said.

Jani is a recent graduate of University of Southern California and may still live in California, although authorities said they were still trying to determine where Jani now lives.

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It's a beautiful thing, knowing your loved one is safe and alive.
I'm happy for Anu's family.
I just wish, the police would be as aggressive when a black person goes missing.
You're happy when you hear of someone being found alive, but then you're upset when you how about the lengths law enforcement will go to for certain people.

$250,000?!
That could've done a lot for those young missing black women. smh
I'm sure Deidra of Black and Missing have a couple of ideas!

Priority #1-Not the U.S.A, but the Mrs. (and they call us "ghetto," and "uncouth?!")

Well it looks like Rudy Giuliani's , presidential candidate, weakness is still women. So much in fact, that during a speaking engagement with the NRA (National Rifle Association for those unaware) his wife called him during his speech (who does she think she is-doesn't she know he's a public speaker?!), and he not only answered the phone but he engaged in conversation! (excuse me?!). Everyone knows the NRA do not play, and he better thank his heavenly Father-that he didn't catch 6 bullets to his cell phone hand! I'll thank Him on his behalf---

Thank you Lord, for being the soothing balm on the NRA's itchy trigger fingers!

Can you imagine him as President and during the middle a very important press conference, his wife calls and he answers?! I shudder to think. Let this be a foreshadow of things to come, if this man is chosen as President. You can only ride the wave of 9/11 for so long before that comes to an end-Guiliani. Get it together and tell that woman to send you A TEXT MESSAGE (when you can't speak on the phone) or better yet CALL DURING THE RIDE TO WORK, ON BREAK, ON LUNCH, OR ON THE WAY HOME- like the rest of WORKING AMERICA!! As a customer, I know for a fact you can get an unlimited text msg pkg w/T-mobile for $14.99.

Guiliani needs to pull the reigns in on that one!

You don't believe Guiliani's capable of something so tacky? Well neither did I until my mama enlightened me. I present to you the evidence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ffXJOSKZg

Can you say stupid? This goes under the file "What in the World was He thinking?!"

Y'all betta recognize, fam!
Ivent

source: electionbid2008.com/?p=27476, and youtube