Mama Knowles Is A Pimp...Ya Heard?!

Beyonce's mama, and these kids' mamas have lost the good sense they had left.
Look at these babies.

I cannot believe the parents ok'd this country fried mess.
No offense, BUT I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE THE ORIENTAL BABY'S PARENTS OK'D THAT GEAR SHE HAS ON!

The answer to that is...babygirl was probably adopted from the Orient and transported to America. I don't believe oriental parents would ok, this hot mess. Heck, the baby doesn't ok this mess...look at her face!

Look at the baby with feather boa, and the girl next to her.
I swear they look like they gearing to go on the hoe stroll.
They look like baby Jezebels!
What is wrong with these people!

Someone PLEASE revoke their creativity license, in the name of all that's chocolate and holy!!

I have no further witnesses, your honor.
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If Mama Ivent's Not Happy, Neither Am I

Tina Turner-My mama aka "Mama Ivent" has but one Question:

What in the Monkeydoodledandiness have you done to yourself, Tina?!

WHYYYYYYYYY???
(ok, so it's more than one-get over it-we're in shock here!)

Why did you succumb to the pressures of fame, and jack your face up?!
The unnatural arch of your eyebrows and your shiny, prominent cheekbones, in addition to the breasts that rightly belong to a 22 y/o seems to be signs of visits to a plastic surgeon!
Quoting Mama Ivent in reference to you, she said:

"Why would she do that to herself?! She was aging so gracefully!!!"

My mama is convinced that wasn't you performing on the Grammy Awards a minute ago with Beyonce! You didn't look like your original self:




I had to convince Mama Ivent that was indeed you, the original Tina Turner-cuz Beyonce will not perform with anyone who's less than an A-lister, unless they are members of Destiny's Child!

Thank you Tina Turner-at the age of 62.5, my mom has few women in Celebrity-Land who was representing and keeping it real with their age...and now she has to scratch you off of her list. You'll be 69 this year...it's ok to have a little crow's feet etc. And I won't even tell you about the potential risks you exposed yourself to by undergoing your procedures.

Needless to say, Mama Ivent's TRAUMATIZED!!

I-I-I, I'm just at a loss...my mom will be ok..but will you? When will you accept yourself for the beautiful woman that you truly are?!
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Need to hear from the Lord? Then Start Listening to Your Children!

TWO LITTLE BOYS TEACH THEIR MOTHER TIMELESS TRUTHS: Children's Innocent Words Reveal lessons in self-love, faith, and trust in new Book.
(Source: eurweb.com,October 1, 2007)

Kim Parker, author

(photo, writingmomma.com)

"Out of the Mouths of Babes: Spiritual Insights for Practical Living" is a book that highlights the power of words.
It reveals how two little boys force their mother to take deep self-inventory and face, head-on, the many challenges she encounters.
In thoughtful, insightful, yet humorous language, author Kimberly K. Parker transparently exposes her life experiences in hope of transforming others.
With gentle, yet direct suggestions, Parker encourages readers to listen to children and learn from them for she believes without doubt that they are our greatest teachers.
"Out of the Mouths of Babes" is at Kimberly K. Parker's Web site, http://www.writingmomma.com/.

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Amen for Kimberly Parker, for humbling herself and seeing the gifts her children are. Speaking from personal experience, my two children were instrumental in the relationship my mother and I now have-it'll be 1 year December 2007. No one wants to receive truth from their children, it's human nature. However, how dare we - stinking-thinking-prideful "flesh creatures"(thanks Pastor Ellis!) believe when our kids are making sense-we tell them contrary, because we don't want to admit God can put correction on the mouth of our children?! When my kids ministered TO ME the EXACT thing I ministered to them (in the midst of a very heated exchange with my mother)-I looked at them, didin't make any excuses and said,I don't know how!!!!!!!!!! And I then said-PRAY FOR ME!! And they did. The fervent prayers of the RIGHTEOUS (age does not matter!) availeth much. Today I can say, I LOVE MY MOTHER! It took 38years to confess that. Praise God for His patience!!

Family, you better recognize the peace you're seeking may be on the tip of your child's tongue-Let them speak!!

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