Don't Hate Katie Cuz She's A Celebrity and You're Not!!

Yes To Katie-No to the rest of you 60,000 NY Marathon hopefuls!

Well, it's another case of "it's-not-what-you-know-but-WHO-you-know!"

Suri's m-, Tom's wi-, I mean (clearing throat) Katie Holmes, was allowed to enter the NY Marathon after the deadline, and without being able to come in under 3h and 23min which was the qualifying time for women entrants.

Katie may have:

• Missed the entrance deadline


• been unable to to come in under 3h and 23min


• not been viewed as a serious athlete

But she had something the rest of the entrants didn't:

A HOOK-UP!!

That's right--what's the use in being married to full-time Scientologist & control freak, part-time actor/producer Tom Cruise-if you can't take advantage of the benefits?? So the "powers that be"(read, god Tom) commiserated and gave Katie the esteemed title of "VIP."

hmmmmm, that's interesting. According to Sarah Hunninghake the manager of media relations with the New York Road Runners Club, which promotes the New York City Marathon is quoted as saying that VIP spots are given to "to individuals with compelling stories, who are not admitted in the traditional way."

I wonder what "compelling story" did Kate give??

I'm not going to poke fun at this chile, cuz personally while i feel sorry for her-I'm almost positive Mr. Scientology has had a GPS tracking system sewn into her clothes-I'm also proud of her for COMPLETING the marathon!

If it was me, they'd still be looking for my booty..ok?

We really shouldn't be surprised...perks come with A/B list celebrities:

They spend 1 day in jail, hit maids & personal assistants upside the head with the closest projectile available, can smoke crack -shoot up heroin and still get 7-figure contracts, allow 8yr old celebrities to have alcohol, drive on suspended licenses, have 6 dui's before the courts do something...let Kate be A VIP in the marathon!

DON'T BE H8N!

At least she's not doing anything stupid (except for her marriage) like most celebrities. That's where Suri'll come in--give her about 11 years.

It's "M.M. Monday"-Jim Carrey's in a new movie!

"Christmas" comes early for Jim Carrey

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LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)- Jim Carrey will star in a special effects-heavy adaptation of "A Christmas Carol," which Robert Zemeckis will direct for Walt Disney Pictures.



Carrey will play Scrooge, the ghost of Christmas past, the ghost of Christmas present and the ghost of Christmas future.

Production will incorporate performance capture, and blend live action and computer-generated imagery, building on techniques used for Zemeckis' "The Polar Express" and upcoming "Beowulf," as well as "Monster House," which he executive produced with Steven Spielberg.

Zemeckis wrote the screenplay for the film, which will be made for a 3-D stereoscopic release. A release date has not been set.

Several Web sites have reported that Bob Hoskins -- who worked with Zemeckis on "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" -- might play Mr. Fezziwig in the film, but Disney said no official dealmaking has begun with the British actor.

Carrey's upcoming projects include "Ripley's Believe It or Not," and providing the voice of Horton for the animated film "Horton Hears a Who." His more recent credits include "The Number 23" and "Fun With Dick and Jane."