Open Letter to Mr./Ms. Attention Whore

Dear Attention Whore,
You know who you are. First let me ask you, what makes you think you're SO great? Who did you pay (or barter SERVICES with) in order to play judge at a beauty pageant-YOU of all people?! Was Gary Coleman unavailable?? Why is it that the only way your ignorant, celebrity brown-nosing azz can feel great about your uncomfortably built self, is by disparaging others? I'm lead to believe and this is purely subjective as it's MY OPINION and MY BLOG, that you were perhaps a middle child (I could be wrong)-who was overlooked by whomever your caretaker was and now you're attempting to make your mark by wielding the sword of spite. It is not the fault of celebrities (big/small) that others in your familia- nicer, more approachable mijas and mijos took precedence over you. Your ass is bitter, despicable and desperate for attention. Attention whores such as yourself are nothing than wadded up used tissues...tossed to the side, overlooked and stepped on. You try as your might to reinvent yourself to no avail.

Please, do not think for one moment ur a celebrity. Ur a poser and a loser-nothing more nothing less. So what you're in the company of well known names-I bet you're the butt (if you had one) of many jokes! But knowing you-bad publicity is better than NO publicity, right?? You will always live vicariously through others. You're a walking facade. You're as hollow as those dead eyes of yours. Ur sorry ass get a beatdown (not the 1st and I'm willing to bet NOT your last), and then tweet the ordeal. Can you say, 'sorry ass??' You're a joke that's not funny! Question-I don't follow you and your bs-but what you did today with Michael is low even for your low-belly ass. You're not certified, bonified nor QUALIFIED to determine WHAT state Michael Jackson was in, and yet you took your drag queen she-male heels and lace panties straight to the keyboard and offered an opinion-and cause trouble. WHO IN THE HELL ARE U?? Better yet, WHO ASKED U??

click the image to see what PH said about Mj

You took it upon yourself to offer an unsolicited opinion AND U WERE WRONG...like those swollen/dirty feet of yours. U may want to take a water pill/and a soap cloth for that-what were u doing? Ewwww, walking the floor of the Jordan River?! honey-not that you asked me or anything-very unbecoming for a *snicker, snicker* 'queen.'

You and your mindless 'idiots,' 'el stupidos' or whatever the hell you call them behind their backs-with your uber cowardly ass-can sit on a razor blade cactus and spin. Your days as an 'E-lister' are numbered. I'm sure E-online will be all too happy to host a 'where are you now' episode once you've faded to black lol. Ur a mindless, gutless (ur spirit-not ur abdominal area!) egotistical (why I've NOT a clue), big prickly pineapple who WISHES he had the looks and admiration that he sickenly bestows upon those who could care less. You've attempted to create a vapid alter-ego when in reality you're nothing more than a child trapped in an adult (physically, speaking) casing. You think more of yourself than you ought. I wonder...what would happen if crazy ass Randy Jackson was in a room with you for two minutes!lol oh how I'd love to be a butterfly in that room. U've proven consistently that you do and say things for mere shock value...anything 4 a pat on that wide back of yours. Ur methods for publicity are deplorable & atrocious at best and it's a saaad state of affairs when GLAAD wants nothing to do with you lol Your 'respect' is drooping like your belly and manboobs- gurrrrl!

So cavity creep-I wait for the day you and your pear shape will ride off into the sunset. And I wonder-hypothetically speaking of course, what people will say about YOU when you fall ill: 'Melodramatic Fool' or 'Desperate Ploy to Stay Relevant?' In the meantime kick rocks you plagiaristic, copyright infringing, lying, self-serving, thieving, lawsuit magnet, frankinstein looking, backwashed, sycophantic charlatan! boy-BYE!

Anti-PH petition
To the empty-headed, thoughtless twits who are following the jackass on Twitter: #unfollowperezhilton!

REST IN PEACE, MICHAEL JACKSON-KING (4EVER AND ALWAYS) OF POP

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