When WILL This Nicca Learn?!

What is dude's problem?!

This man has had more breaks than skateboarder Tony Hawk, and still he can't get it right.

He was not charged in Donda (Kanye's mother) death, and yet he still can't seem to handle his biz.

He can't quite lick his alkey (alcohol) problem, seeing as how he he has received yet another DUI charge.
And if that wasn't enuf...his medical license has been revoked (let the choir say "amen!") due to him being bootleg with his child support payments.
I'm glad he can't go 'chop-shoppin' on unsuspecting, non-researching prospective patients any longer.

This brotha' needs help.
*all images courtesy of Google Images*

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Kimora Got Over Like Fat Rat...

Update-Russell speaks:
In a letter addressed to critics, Simmons defends his child support ruling and explains the reasons he thinks it's appropriate. He stated the following:

Friends of mine have forwarded me gossip online about my custody agreement details with Kimora. The fact is, we’ve had a pretty good partnership at sharing the girls in the past.

There have been a few bumps in the road, and those bumps have led us to negotiate a minimum amount of time I’m guaranteed to see my kids. That deal is as follows: I have the girls one full week out of every eight, half of the summer, half of all the holidays, a full week at Christmas, and half of Spring Break.

Like in all good partnerships, contracts are meant to protect the partners but are usually not the only way the partners work together. If I show up in L.A., where she now lives, unannounced, I can call up Kimora and she will most likely send them right over. The same goes for when she comes to New York.

We have always had a school in New York and a school with the same curriculum in L.A., so when the girls are with me in New York, we can spend quality time together. I can get up with them, take them to school and just be together. Kimora consults with me about doctors or schools for the girls, but she’s always had final say in those areas. If we had an argument about a school, guess who’s going to win?

But there are other stipulations in our agreement where we have to make final decisions together. Anything having to do with business decisions pertaining to my kids cannot be done without my consent. I’ve also seen a lot about people reading into the supervised visits stipulation. Kimora travels with a security guard and a nanny.

In the past, she’s gotten really nervous that I never travel with security, so if it makes her more comfortable to have her security and a nanny with us when I’m with my kids, that’s OK with me. Finally, I want to say Kimora is an excellent mother and is doing a great job with them. My kids are studying a couple of foreign languages, they travel around the world, they practice yoga, ballet, swimming, karate and piano, among other things...sometimes I think they do too much, but I trust in Kimora on this because she IS a good mother.

Regarding the money, my kids live a tremendous life. They do have lots of security, nannies, educators, special programs, travel, chefs, on and on. Their mother manages all of those luxuries and I’m happy to provide for that.

With great love all things are possible.
Russell Simmons (source)

**And on that note, if he likes it-I LOVE IT! Thanks Shae-Shae!!**

Well dang!
You'd think after reading the documents pertaining to RussMora's chirren, Aoki & Ming were british royalty or at best, Bria's two beautiful babies!! lol

Not only does Kimora "The Neck" Simmons get to keep Baby Phat-but she's getting $40,000 per month for her two most precious commodities, err children.
Honestly, I'm wondering if the judge wasn't star struck:
-Buying a car valued AT NO LESS THAN $60,000 every 2 yrs for these kids to ride around in? So these little girls are above riding around in a Toyota Camry, a Ford Taurus, or a Honda?!

The Neck gets to choose the car, but Russell gets to pay the lease/car note/buy outight...and the $60k is counted as child support. So dividing the $60k over 2 yrs is $30k/year...so the neck's child support is actually $510k/yr.
-Additionally, until their New Jersey home is sold, Russell is to pay the Neck $18k/month-addtl child support.

She hit a lick for real!

Are these kids battling a bad crack habit we don't know about?
Obviously there is more to this story...esp since it's documented Russy can't be around his children w/out a nanny or w/out supervision.

mmmmmhmmmm...

This is an extreme case when it comes to child custody...however i do believe The Neck's move to Cali WAS TOTALLY STRATEGIC.
It's no secret that Cali is a 'woman's state.'

But in lookin at the docs, Russell signed 6 days BEFORE The Neck. Maybe he figured it was a small price to pay to be done with her...who knows.

I know The Neck isn't totally to blame...but i can't help but ask what in the world was the judge thinking.
smh
view the documents, here

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((((LOVE TO MY MICHIGANDERS)))))

Just want to spread some love to a couple of my MI visitors who pop in and out
BUT DON'T COMMENT...(woosahh, wooosahhh)
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To quote Philly: Let's do it 'great in 2008!'

File this One Under: Is This The Face of A Woman Who Needs Financial Support?! and Under: Only God Knows Who's Saved For Real!

Bynum, granted restraining order, seeks financial support from Weeks
(source: www.ajc.com )
(Ivent's commentary's reflected in blue)

National evangelist Juanita Bynum has filed for divorce in Gwinnett County and has been granted a restraining order as the proceedings move forward. (what exactly did this man do to her to make her so vindictive? It seems that he ain't thinking about her, but her obsession with him has taken hold of her-LOOSE HER SATAN IN JESUS' NAME!! Hell has NO WRATH LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED-that's what they say anyway)

The petition for divorce and the mutual (mutual?? hmmm, I'm not surprised at that revelation) restraining order was received by the Gwinnett County Superior Court Thursday afternoon.

Bynum, who separated from her estranged husband Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III in June, is seeking a divorce based on the argument that her marriage has been "irretrievably broken (I thought her husband came from God??)," and that she is a victim (victim?? no comment) of "cruel treatment."

Bynum, 48, told police in August that Weeks beat, choked and stomped her to the ground in the parking lot of an Atlanta hotel. Weeks, also a pastor, has denied the alleged abuse.

He was charged with felony aggravated assault, felony terroristic threats and two counts of simple battery in connection with the alleged attack. (old news)

The wealthy (wealthy, at the expense of "her flock"-as her fans are referred to at time.com) evangelist is also asking the court for possible financial support (ok, where's the cameras? Is this candid camera? is this a joke? no seriously, is this a joke?! So-it seems to me Mrs. Pulpit-pimp, is trying to "pimp" her soon-to-be-ex, a fellow Pulpit-pimp! Ashton... Ashton, I'm tired and am in no mood to be Punk'd-Ashton,come on out, now!!) that the court may deem equitable or appropriate."

The divorce petition in Gwinnett mirrors a petition Bynum had filed earlier this month in Ware County. That petition was dismissed because it was filed in the wrong jurisdiction. Lawyers for Weeks, 40, said the case had to move north to Gwinnett because that's where Weeks resides. The couple have a $2.5 million home at a Duluth country club. (mmmm-hmmmm)

Attorneys for Weeks said Friday they will respond to the divorce petition, but said they question Bynum's motives (by george, I think they've got it!)for her recent media appearances. In recent weeks Bynum has appeared on the front page of The New York Times and has been a guest on Christian radio and Good Morning America (no chitlin' circuit for JB!).

Bynum, who has declared herself (she's soooo humble!) the "face of domestic violence," has said she plans to launch a ministry (how many ministries can one person have?!--she's going to fleece the abused women-rember it's the vulnerable who falls for the silver-forked tongue!) to help women who suffer partner abuse.

"She thinks she is going to get some benefit (oh, you think??)by going public with this," said Randy Kessler, Weeks' attorney. "It is not necessary for divorce purposes. We are going to take the high road." (i have to agree-very minimal face time)
Bynum's attorney Karla Walker also sought a restraining order in the divorce petition.

The protection order prohibits both Bynum and Weeks from "any act that injures, maltreats ... intimidates or harasses" each other. It also prevents the couple from retaliating against each other by disconnecting the utilities or canceling insurance policies. (are they talking about Christians, or Church folks aka worldly people who go to church?)

Bynum, who uses the married name Bynum-Weeks, is asking the court that her last name be restored to Bynum, which she uses for professional (not spiritual but professional, she is a pro when it comes to separating currency from people's pockets, wallets, socks, bosoms, book pages etc) purposes on occasion.

Bynum and Weeks married in an elaborate ceremony in 2002 (how ironic, the wedding was much talked about, and so is the pending divorce! tsk tsk tsk). They moved to metro Atlanta in 2006 to start Global Destiny Church in Duluth.
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Well. Well. Well. I'm searching for words...still searching...still searching.

I just have this to say: JUANITA, THOMAS!! YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE--MY GOD IS NOT TO BE MOCKED!!!

For Galatians Chapter 6 says:

7) Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8) For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life.

Repent in the name of Jesus! God loves you, and so do I!

Ivent