(Thanks Overanalyze It & dlisted.com)
It's hard being objective when looking at Mike.
Ok, I was understanding as to why he thinned his nose a little.
Then a little bit more.
Then a little more.
Then some more.
Then lighter skin.
And yet lighter skin.
Ok, when the chin took on a frankensteinesque square shape-I became alarmed.
Fast forward to today:
I mean come on Michael!!
You're becoming more and more ridiculous when I see you.
If a doctor does not confront M.J. and his OBVIOUS body dysmorphic disorder,
I'M GOING TO SUE ON M.J'S BEHALF.
It's time for an intervention!!
He's not even white-HE'S BEIGE!
Mike you CANNOT TELL ME, that's the look you were going for-
these doctors need to be sued, fined, and licenses revoked.
You Betta Recognize--you better be glad it's him & not me!
p.s. I don't know when this Ebony comes out, but I'm not purchasing it cuz i'd be too creeped out with Michael looking up at me from the cover-that's it I'm suing Ebony on BEHALF of M.J. I'm suing for false representation, coddling him in his false reality, and making him look even more mannequinesque.
I know Ebony, isn't Essence Magazine-but this, Michael looks pure-d-ridiculous.
That is not keeping it real Ebony Magazine!