Showing posts with label fake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fake. Show all posts

Friday, February 15, 2008

The Hilton Children Are So Well Rounded And Adjusted-what's their parents' secret??

Baby Hilton, Now Has Street Cred
(after being jailed for one night-now he can make a rap song!)

Hilton has checked out.

After spending the better part of the day behind bars since being booked on suspicion of driving under the influence Tuesday morning, Barron Hilton posted $20,000 bail at around 5:45 p.m.

(B-arron, doesn't look happy-noooo noooo nooo)
(He gets it from his sisterrrr)


A trio of friends put up the amount through a bail bondsman after the Hilton family appeared content to let him spend the night in jail, as reported earlier by E! Online senior editor Marc Malkin.

Hilton exited the station through a rear door, jacket over his head, and hopped into a silver SUV with two guys and a woman inside, none family members.

Sources close to Paris Hilton confirm that Barron phoned her earlier Tuesday asking for help, but, at the urging of her parents, she declined to post bail for him.

"It broke her heart, but she did what her parents thought was best," the insider tells E! Online.

Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Officer Steve Whitmore said Barron Hilton's bail was upped to $20,000 from the previous $5,000 because he is now facing a felony charge of possessing a forged California driver's license in addition to misdemeanor DUI.

The third of Kathy and Rick Hilton's four offspring has been ordered to appear Apr. 14 at the Malibu courthouse.

And Barron Hilton's rap sheet could get meatier still if charges are filed in connection to the smashup the hotel heir was involved in shortly before his arrest.

Not long before Paris Hilton's 18-year-old brother was arrested, witnesses saw his black Mercedes E350—with an unidentified woman at the wheel—sideswipe a grey Ford Ranger pickup truck on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu and continue on its merry way.

The other vehicle's presumably peeved driver followed Hilton, who at some point returned to the driver's seat, and his cruising partner to a gas station on PCH, where authorities eventually caught up with them—although not before, according to eyewitness accounts, Hilton had a run-in with a station employee's leg.

Per the L.A. County Sheriff's report summing up Hilton's arrest at 8:05 a.m. for alleged DUI, the California Highway Patrol was investigating a possible collision that occurred while the unnamed woman was driving.

CHP Public Information Officer Leon Hines said the Mercedes bumped into the Ford at 6:10 a.m. while heading north on PCH just above Sunset Boulevard.

The driver of the Ford continued to follow the Mercedes to Coral Canyon at PCH, and that's where CHP responded to the call and began the preliminary collision report, Hines said. Neither of the drivers involved appeared to be under the influence.

As for the man whose leg got in the way of Hilton's car, he told the New York Post and TMZ that, after the impact knocked him over, leaving him with some bruises, two men jumped out of a Ford with a dented left side and grabbed the keys out of the Mercedes to prevent the car's occupants from driving away again.

The driver of the truck had called the police en route to the gas station, and he had Hilton wait it out on a bus bench until authorities arrived.

Hilton, who blew a 0.14 percent on a Breathalyzer test and was found to be carrying the fake ID, was booked into custody at the Lost Hills Sheriff's Station at 8:35 a.m. source

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This kid WAS DRUNK AT 8 in the morning!
What in the world??
He also was carrying a fake id *sigh*
It's funny...NOW U WANT TO SHOW TOUGH LOVE?!
Those Hiltons better show that boy a tough rehab!
I guess he can to Promises...that seems to be celebrities' choice of rehab these days.
I want to shout out..that brave driver who followed that lil rascal and made him sit his but on the curb til the po po's arrived.
Barron seems to follow directions well, lol
I wondered if his parents attempted to GIVE HIM DIRECTIONS or tell his narrow behind to sit down???
I see a male Lohan in the future.
I can't believe these grandkids haven't killed Grandpa Hilton.
I guess you have to have thick-skin and a way to detach yourself if you're to be a tycoon.
smh

Is Gramps really goin to leave his Hotel Empire to a bunch of drunks/and hands of parents? If they can't handle their family affairs....how can they run a company effectively??
I'm just askin.'


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Monday, November 05, 2007

*It's M.M. Monday!* Ebony Magazine Wins PhotoShop Award!

Michael Looks Beautiful in an Inanimate, Frontlace-tastic Kind of Way
(Thanks Overanalyze It & dlisted.com)

It's hard being objective when looking at Mike.

Ok, I was understanding as to why he thinned his nose a little.

Then a little bit more.

Then a little more.

Then some more.

Then lighter skin.

And lighter.

And yet lighter skin.

Ok, when the chin took on a frankensteinesque square shape-I became alarmed.

Fast forward to today:

Tight jeans-high-heels-wearing,purse-toting-mask-wearing-beige-colored-skin-inhumanly-possible-perfect-frontlace-wig-white-babies-with-black-dna...

I mean come on Michael!!

You're becoming more and more ridiculous when I see you.

If a doctor does not confront M.J. and his OBVIOUS body dysmorphic disorder,

I'M GOING TO SUE ON M.J'S BEHALF.

It's time for an intervention!!

He's not even white-HE'S BEIGE!

Mike you CANNOT TELL ME, that's the look you were going for-

these doctors need to be sued, fined, and licenses revoked.

You Betta Recognize--you better be glad it's him & not me!
p.s. I don't know when this Ebony comes out, but I'm not purchasing it cuz i'd be too creeped out with Michael looking up at me from the cover-that's it I'm suing Ebony on BEHALF of M.J. I'm suing for false representation, coddling him in his false reality, and making him look even more mannequinesque.
I know Ebony, isn't Essence Magazine-but this, Michael looks pure-d-ridiculous.
That is not keeping it real Ebony Magazine!



Sunday, October 28, 2007

FEMA: SYNONYM FOR "FOOL"


Another embarrassment for FEMA
At the height of the fire disaster in California, FEMA officials staged a fake news conference. source
(image courtesy, Google Images)


WASHINGTON - The homeland security chief on Saturday tore into his own employees for staging a phony news conference at the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

"I think it was one of the dumbest and most inappropriate things I've seen since I've been in government," Michael Chertoff said.

"I have made unambiguously clear, in Anglo-Saxon prose, that it is not to ever happen again and there will be appropriate disciplinary action taken against those people who exhibited what I regard as extraordinarily poor judgment," he added.

Asked specifically if he planned to fire anyone at FEMA, which is part of his department, Chertoff declined to say, citing personnel rules.

"There will be appropriate discipline," he told reporters at a news conference with New York's governor where they announced an agreement on a driver's license plan.

Chertoff said he knew nothing about the matter until after it happened and that he "can't explain why it happened."

The White House on Friday scolded FEMA for the faux press conference about assistance to victims of wildfires in southern California.
The agency — much maligned for its sluggish response to Hurricane Katrina over two years ago — arranged to have FEMA employees play the part of reporters at the event Tuesday and question Vice Adm. Harvey E. Johnson, the deputy director.

The questions were soft and gratuitous.

"I'm very happy with FEMA's response," Johnson said in reply to one query from an agency employee.

FEMA gave reporters only 15 minutes notice about Tuesday's news conference. But because of the short notice, the agency made available an 800 number so reporters could call in. Many did, although it was a listen-only arrangement.

Johnson said in a statement Friday that FEMA's goal was "to get information out as soon as possible and in trying to do so we made an error in judgment."

"Our intent was to provide useful information and be responsive to the many questions we have received," he said. "We can and must do better."

Remember the video you're about to watch is FAKE, STAGED, FRAUDULENT, A FARCE:view video
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You have GOT TO BE KIDDING, RIGHT?!


How stupid, or lame-brained do they think the public is?


Better yet, what was Harvey Johnson, thinking?!


If you performed your assigned tasks, at optimal level there would be no need to "fake a news conference!"

FEMA, are you implying that no improvements have been made since Hurricane Katrina??


*sidebar-due to a hot tip from Mama Ivent (my momz!) I have another unbelievable post on the way regarding FEMA, and disparity between socioeconomic classes, stay tuned-now back to the regularly scheduled post!*

It's insulting to believe that A GOVERNMENT AGENCY would go to such great lengths to pull off a ruse such as this!!

Heads are sure to roll in the aftermath of this DEBACLE!!