Showing posts with label Ebony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ebony. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

"Nippy" Don't Worry About Jet/Ebony..it's not as if they're Essence Magazine!!

I'm kind of a Whitney Houston fan...but then again i'm not.
I became a fan of her later work...the more R & B sounding music she came out with b4 her hiatus.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/05/whitney_houston_narrowweb__300x468,0.jpg

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/04/06/whitney_houston_is_back/Whitney%20Houston.jpg

I had a love/hate relationship with her..she just didn't know
it.
It started when she had Bobbi Kristina and B.K.'s hair was looking like who did it, why and what for-while "Nippy" (aka Whitney) was looking fierce.
We won't talk about her marriage.

Anywhoooo...i just read an interesting article regarding Whitney's lackluster performance in Tobago by Ebony/Jet.com.
While they (Ebony/Jet) did say she looked great, in a form-fitting white gown, they also said she missed all of the notes on "I'll Always Love You," and her voice cracked on the very songs that made her famous.

Poor Whit.

Shoot girl-don't worry, I can't sing the way I used to be able to in my 20's.
I mean after hollering at my kids, and crying when they're were colicky, and going off on baby daddy (not to mention smoking yada, yada, yada).. u can imagine the damage to my vocal cords...lol

Anyhooo...Whitney it's all good.
God can repair those vocal cords, but you should always have a plan 'B, C, D ...'

Don't give up your dream, Whitney.
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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Not Feelin' Her Hair Choices, But Janet Still Got It!

Yeah, she STILL has IT!!
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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

I Will NOT Be Able to Sleep Tonight! More pics of MJ on Ebony Cover


What in the Macy-Kohl- Target-Kmart-Ann Klein- Sears-Montgomery Ward (yeah I went there)-mannequin h*ll is going on???
Piggy backing on this article: read here I've taken the liberty of adding a couple of more pics.
I have no more words. Seriously.

Monday, November 05, 2007

*It's M.M. Monday!* Ebony Magazine Wins PhotoShop Award!

Michael Looks Beautiful in an Inanimate, Frontlace-tastic Kind of Way
(Thanks Overanalyze It & dlisted.com)

It's hard being objective when looking at Mike.

Ok, I was understanding as to why he thinned his nose a little.

Then a little bit more.

Then a little more.

Then some more.

Then lighter skin.

And lighter.

And yet lighter skin.

Ok, when the chin took on a frankensteinesque square shape-I became alarmed.

Fast forward to today:

Tight jeans-high-heels-wearing,purse-toting-mask-wearing-beige-colored-skin-inhumanly-possible-perfect-frontlace-wig-white-babies-with-black-dna...

I mean come on Michael!!

You're becoming more and more ridiculous when I see you.

If a doctor does not confront M.J. and his OBVIOUS body dysmorphic disorder,

I'M GOING TO SUE ON M.J'S BEHALF.

It's time for an intervention!!

He's not even white-HE'S BEIGE!

Mike you CANNOT TELL ME, that's the look you were going for-

these doctors need to be sued, fined, and licenses revoked.

You Betta Recognize--you better be glad it's him & not me!
p.s. I don't know when this Ebony comes out, but I'm not purchasing it cuz i'd be too creeped out with Michael looking up at me from the cover-that's it I'm suing Ebony on BEHALF of M.J. I'm suing for false representation, coddling him in his false reality, and making him look even more mannequinesque.
I know Ebony, isn't Essence Magazine-but this, Michael looks pure-d-ridiculous.
That is not keeping it real Ebony Magazine!