Why Is Talley Rich?? And Why Is He Still Wearing A Red Hot Sausage Casing?!

Since I've been cramming for my Statistics Final

...since 7-ish tonight, I decided I needed a well-earned break, so I perused to my fave entertainment sites
...sigh...
Why? Why did I insist on clicking the link??

The Hotmessness known as Talley, has spilled over into 2008
SMH

Why did he insist on bringing his hot sausage casing to a soiree??
Does he think it makes him look slimming??


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Venus Williams, Karl Lagerfeld, Andre Leon Talley (above)
*Talley's afraid Karl Lagerfeld's going to spill his concoction on his snausage casing*

I wrote about him 6 mos ago in October.

There he goes looking like a red-hot, I have the hankering for sauerkraut, and mustard.
Help me.

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Well, I've cracked on Talley long enough.

It's hard to believe he works for Vogue.

Oh well, it takes all kinds, I guess.

Alright...time to get back to my statistics-

PRAY FOR ME

:p

Come See What's Poppin'at Bria's on Words, my OTHER blog!

Told U Huddy-boo was slimming down!

Ok, I was doing my blog cruise (b4 I retire for the night) and decided to hit my new friend Tanyetta of That's Right Tanyettasedit!

And whom do I see?
Look at Title for hint



oh yeah Huddy-boo?

Work that, Huddy-boo!
If you're skirrrred, call the police!



Huddy-boo is looking like a satiny, slippery, slimmery, mushroomy vision in white.
Being a W.W.C (woman w/curves) myself,
it's easy to spot when one of my members are leaner, if you will.

Let me just say for a CCW to rock white clothing-this baby's self esteem has shattered some penthouse rooftops, ok??
And I ain't mad at her.
Also, it seems as if she's sharing Rihanna's hairdresser.
Good move, this cut has definitely made her look more youthful.

So let me go over some figures real quick:
1(new haircut) *(improved clothing choices)*(courage to wear white)*(kool-aid smile) can only mean ONE THING-(and please let me be right Lord!):
SHE HAS TOLD ANDRE LEON AND HIS MUMUS TO GO BACK TO HIS DESK AT VOGUE WHERE THEY BELONG, BETTER YET,GO CHEW ON OPRAH'S EAR!! Refresh Your memory

Huddy-boo,
thanks for representin' the WWCs.
You've truly done us proud.
*sniff, sniff*

note: Bria's not just a member, but WWC's president!
2nd & 3rd images klept'd from Shae-Shae's Blog

Andre Leon-You Are Under ARREST!

And He Represents, Vogue Magazine?!
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Just because Andre's cool with Oprah & J Hud
it still gives him no just cause to come out (in public no less) looking like a) a choir member who was a guinea pig for her best friend's sewing class
b) The next marlon/wizard in J.K. Rowing's future (??) movie
c) Cousin Hattie
d) a satin pillow or
e) red hot sausage.
I just want to split him open in the middle and add relish & mustard!
2 badges-cuz he's double the foolywang!
He get 4 tickets and a crash course in reminding him who he works for-VOGUE, man!!!!
I give J-Hud a crack across the knuckles for coming out in public w/Andre, and pretending she's cool with that outlandish get-up!

And because I'm feeling nice-I'm going to give Andre a voucher to ABC's Ugly Betty's fashion closet so he can get hooked up!
You better recognize Andre, us everyday people have our eyes on you!