Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts

Monday, March 17, 2008

I Married Paul McCartney, and All I Got Was A Bloody Check For $50MILLION DOLLARS!!

$$$ Heather Hit A Lick for Real! $$$

The divorce proceedings that seemed to never end...has ended.
Heather will be getting a check cut out in the amount of $50m!
That is $50,000,000.00-that's alot of doggone zeroes.
Ex-Beatle to pay $50M in divorce settlement

The downer to this story is lil Beatrice (their offspring) gets a pittance of $70k/year.
http://www.beatles-unlimited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/windowslivewriterpaulmccartneypicksupbeatricefromapartyin-6804beatrice1.jpg
(image source)
THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT I MAKE IN SALARY EA. YEAR!!!
And Heather's complaining! smh
She said she is, and this is from CNN:
...unhappy with that amount because it isn't enough for school tuition, private security, or first-class airfare.
She also said, and I quote:
"He likes her to fly five times a year on holiday," Mills said of McCartney. "It's 17,000 (pounds) for two people return (round-trip) first class, so that's obviously not meant to happen for her anymore. It's very sad."
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I didn't want to think Heather was on a paper chase..., but she leaves me with no other doubts. Beatrice is a kid..she can go to public school like I did, get ONE SECURITY GUARD, AND PUT HER BUTT IN COACH ON AN AIRPLANE (SHE'S ROCK ROYALTY...NO ONE'LL MESS WITH BEA, ALSO SHE HAS ONE BODYGUARD!!!), AND HAVE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT KEEP AN EYE ON HER...THAT'S WHAT MY MAMA DID!!!!
And unless Beatrice has a cocaine crack problem Paul doesn't know about, I would think $70k /yr should suffice FOR A FOUR YEAR OLD!! Or better yet Heather, PAY FOR HER STUFF OUT OF UR $50MILLION DOLLARS!! She (heather) married for 4 yrs, had a child and made more money then she'll ever make in her entire life and she's still complaining?! Give me a break! You know Paul is going to hook Beatrice up...but for her to complain in public is ridiculous.
How about a simple--"Pleasure doing business with you, Paul??
And I've said it before- kids
are resilient. Ok, you're not living in a mansion anymore...you've downgraded to a mini-mansion.
Heather, you tell Beatrice "this is our new home and you're gonna like it doggone it! Unless you want to pay the bills out of your paltry $70,000 child support money-I suggest you shut your trap. (Beatrice shakes her head "no.")That's what I thought, Bea. Now be a good girl for mummy...go look at the 12 bedrooms and pick yours o
ut out...better yet, tell your Nanny to pick it out for you...now bugger off, while mummy smoke a fag (a cigarette, sigh)
Sadly, I don't believe this is the end of their drama. Somebody's goin to write a juicy tell-all. I won't buy it, no offense-but British people bore me. Unless you're Scary Spice or Prince Harry, or Emma Thompson-there's a couple of others, but their names escape me now.

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Saturday, February 02, 2008

LIKE CHRIS ROCK::I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE...BUT I CAN'T STAND NI**AS!

PASSING FOR WHITE WOULD SOOOOO COME IN HANDY 4 ME, RIGHT ABOUT NOW...

Ok, Bria did not want to go there during black history month.
But after mulling over Morgan Freeman's quote "There is no black history month Black history is American history"-I'm like, you know what Freeman? I agree. Having said that, since this is now just a regular ole ordinary day, I have made my mind up to clown on some 'u know u ghetto when...what in the world were u thinking...when will ni**as learn...your priorities are screwed...enough of this frackanackle bull...why didn't you invest, instead of buyin' this mess?" type of crap.

Idiocy* at its finest, ptII
[id-ee-uh-see] 1. utterly senseless or foolish behavior; a stupid or foolish act, statement, etc.
2.
Psychology. the state of being an idiot
*Dictionary

A while ago, I posted about synthesizer singing Sean Kingston and his blinged out Crayola chain Remember this?

I never thought I'd live to see this let along post about it, but someone has ordered 16 bedazzlers from that woman's bootleg commercial and went nuts on a box of cereal. I'm waiting for the matching gallon of milk chain to come out next.


WHAT IN THE SNAP-CRACKLE-POP FOOLISHNESS IS THIS?!

(Didn't Kris Kross wear their jeans backwards...LIKE 15 YRS AGO?!)
Emulating 12 year olds...

(why does that look like an actual size box of Frosted Flakes?!)
Glorifying cereal...
Wearing said glorified cereal...

I'm not a Dr., nor do I play one on TV, but I believe my informal diagnosis is spot on:

"ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"
(kid trapped in adult body)
Arrested development defined


And bcuz they have embarrassed our race TO NO END...I'm getting my Twin One man, my lil bro DB, and my lil sisters Shae & Hotsauce, and my girl Tanyetta in on the mix. These cats are like are like pittbull/rottweilers in the blackosphere.

Y'all gone get it now!!

Don't make Bria mad!!
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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Awww H*#$@ NAW!!!!

HAS BLACK AMERICA BEEN HOODWINKED BY YOUTH OF JENA 6?!

At Crunktastical.blogspot.com (crunk's site here) there is a video featuring still pics of Jena 6's Robert Bailey in unflattering poses on his myspace page. I'm not trying to start anything...I'm just saying.

If a pic is worth a thousand words, how much is several pics uploaded at youtube worth?!


Judge for yourself:


Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Right When I thought HE was taking the HIGH ROAD...


(video source: brightcove.tv via hicktownpress.com)
Gotta give it to him. He's good. He's almost convincing had I not known he stomped his wife Juanita Bynum, in the va-j-j in the parking lot. If he's not embarrassed, then I am for him. Goodness gracious! Weeks said the video should be bought for historical purposes--No comment. I guess the pimp, still has some pimp juice left after all. I'm all for wanting to be rid of your past---so why not just give it away?? Nevermind. I know the answer to that one.

You betta recognize, by hook-shook-or-crook, these hustlas are going to find SOMETHING to sell to you.
*smh*
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