Showing posts with label pimps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pimps. Show all posts

Monday, October 01, 2007

He Wrote a Song about it...Like to Hear it, Here it go...

If I could give this brother kiss and a hug ( agape love, people), I would!

This brother has made a song entitled "They are just Pimps In The Pulpit" and he is ministering, the truth, the truth, and nothing but the Truth!

The captives can be set free right here on You Tube!

Thank you man of God!!

(source: You Tube via IndependentConservative.com)

You Better Recognize--God will provide a platform to the willing to get HIS truth (not that watered down, freeze-dried mess you in hear in the church!)

Ivent

Saturday, September 29, 2007

W.D.J.T???


*sigh*



I am a huge fan of Melvin Jones. Melvin Jones of pulpit-pimps.org. He keeps it real, tells it like it is, and has SCRIPTURES to back his words. Having said that...I've visited his site today and read his post (always informative), and was disturbed by the "Church" yet again.



After reading Melvin's post I couldn't help but ask...W.D.J.T (What Does Jesus Think?) Brothers and Sisters, below is Melvin's post. Read it for yourself (and shake your head in disgust, dismay, add your own adjective here___________):



Posted by Melvin Jones on September 24th, 2007


Before I start the posting, I would like to dedicate it with a song by our official Hymnist and Mongoose, GaryV. It is sung to the tune of “Amazing Grace.”


Let’s praise the dollar with our voices! Everybody now!!!


Amazing waste, with Dolby Sound

And JumboTron® sized screens,

The marble’s gloss is worth the cost

The sheeple pay the lien.
T’was Jakes that taught poor John to shear

and fleece the wand’ring sheep

How precious did that cash appear

The hour they first deceived Come,

take a Starbucks to your chair

Recline and rest your feet

An ATM is built right in

To print out your receipt
This Sunday we have TD Jakes

Next week it’s Joel Osteen

And if the off’ring lags too much

Steve Munsey’s in the wings
When we’ve been gone a thousand years

And this old world is done

God will appraise Amazing Waste

By fire through His Son Amazing Waste,

they don’t expound

The Word unto the sheep

But you can get fresh bagels there

With jelly or cream cheese.
Amen


I made it out to the Mausoleum, Memorial and Museum Dedication and Mutual Admiration Event this past Wednesday. Between John telling us how wonderful T. Dexter is, and T. Dexter telling us how wonderful John Jenkins is, I thought they were going to start their own Big Dog Mutual Admiration Society right then and there. But more on that later.
I made a mistake, by the way.




In one article I said that the building was 120, 000 square feet. According to the Washington Post and the Souvenir Program, the building is actually 205,000 square feet. Here is an excerpt from the Post :


"The multimillion-dollar church building, one of the region’s largest at 205,000 square feet, includes a bookstore and several classrooms. It was designed by HH Architects of Dallas, which specializes in mega-churches." *quotes added by Ivent*



I’ve nattered on enough about the size in a previous post. I won’t revisit that.
I got to the church about 7:05 and the parking lot was already full. I had to park across the street in the little school’s parking lot. By the time I got back to the parking lot later that evening, the school parking lot was full as well.




For now I’ll attribute this to the fact that T. Dexter, the next Billy Graham was speaking.
Coming in the main entrance, one of the first things you see is the bookstore. Given my love of books, and considering the fact that you can tell where a person stands based on the books in his library, I made a beeline for the store. Here’s the fist thing I saw:
(see pic above, left )


Yeah, a great big blow up of John Jenkins and the First Lady. (Sorry about that all you second and third string ladies out there) And here’s the second picture
(see pic above on right)

Right again – it’s a huge blow-up of John. Maybe I could understand them if they were in some way tied to the grand opening. But these items don’t appear to be related to the grand opening at all. There is no reference to the grand opening. So tell me again that this is all about Jesus Christ and Him glorified.
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To read this post in it's entirety, go to http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/ dated September 24,2007. Bro. Melvin wrote a lengthy and informed post of his visit at this "mausoleum."
Bigger may be better to the world, but big edifices does not give you "go-straight-to-heaven" card. THIS IS NOT MONOPOLY, however these "leaders" are playing games with their lives, and those of God's people.
Only the weak, vulnerable, insecure and lazy (who don't read the bible because is tedious, or a chore) eat the chocolate (strawberry, caramel, add your favorite topping here ______________)-dipped words of these PROPHELYING leaders.
You better recognize, what is God and what isn't. God clearly says if any man lacks wisdom, ASK and it shall be given unto-LIBERALLY (paraphrasing James 1:5). In other words, first you have to ASK God for wisdom, and when he gives it to you, HE GIVE A LOT! What happens if you shake salt liberally on your chicken? When you eat it it's salty. Whom have you heard, after asking God for wisdom, is complaining because they're too wisdom-y?!
You better recognize (yep I said it twice--this is serious) WHO you are, AND WHOSE you are! You do not belong to your pastor...(i don't care how much you say "my pastor said..." "my pastor, my pastor...") YOU beloved, belong to God. The author and finisher of your faith. The one who died on the cross FOR YOUR SINS!
Will your pastor do that for you? Don't answer.
If you are guilty of committing idolatry, i.e., if you believe and follow the pastor regardless of the Bible's wisdom. If you know your pastor has misquoted, given erroneous information, acted unbecoming etc, and you justify the actions-this post is for you.
Repent. Confess your sins and ask God to forgive you and repent (turn away from) with a sincere heart.
I love you, but Christ loves you more-you better recognize.
Ivent.



Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Filed Under: DOESN'T SHE EVER GET TIRED OF HEARING HERSELF TALK?! Geesh! Also Filed Under: I'll Say Anything to Stay Relevant!



Because Juanita Bind'em is self-absorbed, greedy and shrewd- I mean she has stooped to the level of pimping her own domestic situation, she is a very rich woman. Her husband choked and stomped the daylights out of her and when the smoke cleared, in a moment of clarity, she had a new marketing angle. I have to admit- ole Juanita is an original. Greedy, but an orignal just the same. If mama's not too careful, Bind'em will have her up on the auction block next! *not bad-who's her surgeon?>>>


(side bar) *Words of advice to Mother Bind'em--NEVER be alone in the same room with your chile, baby Bind'em will slap a code on your back and sell you on her website!




Having said that, I've given up trying to figure out what makes this woman tick-that is besides the Spirit of error, haughty, willful disobedience and spirit of Jezebel. So my question is...how is that so many "christian" women have fallen prey to her forked tongue, talking out of the side of her neck? She prophe-lies all the time, and she hits the gullible and vulnerable in the gut by challenging them to send money for a blessing. (insert revelation here: GOD doesn't need your money to bless you! His Word says-YOU HAVE NOT-CUZ YOU ASK NOT-Or you've asked wrong-I now return to the original post...) And she's laughing all the way to the bank--WITH YOUR $$$$$ (see post, "pimpin' ain't ez, but it sho' is profitable). Coming to a plasma or youtube near you...once again the profitess shall speak. As if the "face of domestic violence" hasn't given enough interviews, the "face" (recently surgically altered) is giving MORE FACE TIME, by appearing Good Morning America. She's certainly making her rounds. No Chitlin' circuit for Bind'em!!

Read below::::::::::

SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM JUANITA BYNUM: Televangelist is scheduled to appear on Good Morning America but first asks followers to sow emergency seed.
(September 26, 2007) source: eurweb.com
Last weekend, a YouTube video emerged of televangelist Juanita Bynum asking her partners to sow an emergency seed -- any seed you can sow: $300, $500, $1,000 -- because she has been led by God to a new "threshing floor."
The new property, 30 acres of land with 12 acres of lakefront, will be used for the new Juanita Bynum Ministry. The property costs approximately $200,000. Bynum apparently has to "pick up everything and move it for her safety." Check out the threshing floor gift video on YouTube. It was originally posted on Bynum's site but has been removed. After being beaten by her husband, Bishop Thomas Weeks III, in August, Bynum christened herself the "new face of domestic violence." Since the incident, Bynum filed for divorce and made only a few select public appearances. She is scheduled to make her next appearance on ABC's Good Morning America this morning (September 26). Bynum also attended a fundraising gala earlier this month for Barak Obama at Oprah's California estate. Oprah invited the televangelist to the event. After initially saying he would contest the divorce, the Bishop Weeks says he will go along with his wife's wishes. He said the devil made him do it and he still hopes to reconcile with Bynum. He faces charges of aggravated assault and terroristic threats . As we previously reported, Bishop Weeks is also having an "everything must go" sale on his website.
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Juanita-You betta recognize that repentance and A SINCERE contrite heart is a beautiful thing. You used to know that. God bless you.
Ivent

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Pimpin' Aint EZ, but it Sho' is Profitable--False Profits, Pastors, Perverts and Prostitutes are bad **Just say NO**








I had the privilege of being part of an awesome panel on internet radio called BlogTalkRadio-Hick Town Press-this is talk radio on the internet, if you're curious here's a link: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/profile.aspx?userid=6380.

Today's topic was: Pulpit Pimps, Panhandlers, Prostitutes and Perverts. And let me add this in reference to CHURCH...not the world, listen here http://www.blogtalkradio.com/hicktownpress/2007/09/22/pulpit-pimps-panhandlers-prostitutes-and-perverts

It's spearheaded by a fabulously astute, and talented young woman named Lynn. Check her blog out at http://www.hicktownpress.com/.

I had the awesome privilege of sharing the panel with my Hicktown brother and sisters and they were COP, CBW, Franetta & Leslie. The broadcast is archived therefore you can listen anytime as we discussed the prominence of pulpit pimps, panhandlers, prostitutes and perverts in the church. Lynn, posed questions that caused you to search your soul! Amen.

Source of Image, Pulpit-pimps.org

You betta recognize, family!

Ivent ;)