Showing posts with label profitess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label profitess. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2007

Juanie B Showin' Out in Detroit...


Profitess Juanita Bynum

pulpit-pimp
Charles Ellis III
Greater Grace Detroit


*sigh*

Tonight (less than an hour ago), I called a friend of mine's to touch bases with her, since I hadn't spoken to her in a couple of months.

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After shooting the breeze, "Ann" brought up she saw Juanie B in Detroit at Pulpit Pimp "Bishop" Charles Ellis' church, Greater Grace Temple.
I was silent.


She then went on to say Juanie B showed her tail feathers (not her exact words)....Juanie B tripped out.
My mind said, "go on."
Ann then relayed, during Juanie's pilfering of the sheeple, I mean in the midst of Juanie's ministering, she asked for her 'black book.'
Her slave, err flunky, uhhh I mean armor bearer (i guess was her capacity) sheepishly admitted that it was at the hotel.


Diva, I mean Profitess berated this woman before the assembly at Greater Grace, addressing this woman as HER (Juanie B's) servant. Paraphrasing Juanie told the woman, this is what i'm talking about, you're here to serve me...you are to SERVE, I ask for something you're supposed to have it, you're the servant... and proceeded to give her a tongue lashing that made Satan proud.



"Ann" confessed that she couldn't believe Juanie spoke to that woman like that especially in front of people.

But she said the worse part of the debacle was...
The sheeple (audience) AGREED WITH JUANIE B!!
After openly expressing her indignation (after all, I did say she was my friend right...we don't roll with the majority), "Ann" said the sheeple sitting next to her said to her,
(insert neckroll here)
"I KNOW you're not going against her?!"
"Her" being Juanie B.
I said and and just who is Juanie B????
"Ann" when onto say that those who gave offerings of $50+ were extended the privilege of getting out of their seats to bring their offering. "Ann" said and I quote: 'you would've thought it was the Price is Right!! Come on Down-the way those people got out of their seats!"
For those who gave $20 and less...you were given the collection plate to pass around with your booty rooted to your seat.
I then told her about Juanie being a pulpit pimp, this blog etc etc.
*of course I sent her the link to YBR*
Also
"Ann" said she was observing a cult-Jim Jones, and got up and left.

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Also while Juanie B's in Detroit (she's visiting til Feb'08 on Wednesdays) she wanted to get her hair done. "Ann's" associate was asked to do Juanie B's hair-but Juanie had one request: bring a hair dryer.
Ok. it happens...I guess.
Well, the Detroit weaveologist showed up at Juanie's location, with dryer in hand and proceeded to move towards the interior of the room. I said "proceeded" because Ms. Pittbull-in-a-skirt aka the Servant was now doing bodyguard duty.
She asked Sis. Beweavable: who, what,where,why for etc and at about question #98...Sis. Beweavable said and i'm paraphrasing ...
'Look! she called me. I didn't call her. she's the one who didn't even have a hair dryer'...
blah-blah-yada-yada
I'm left assuming Sis. Beweavable made it out alive. I haven't heard anything contrary.
I'll keep you posted.

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Not wanting to overlook pulpit pimp Charles Ellis III, "Ann" relayed a recent event that happened at Greater Grace.
A former congregant's mother had passed away and the daughter wanted to have the repast at Greater Grace since her mother was a member.
Let me preface this by saying her mother was a worshipper at Greater Grace when Ellis' father was pastor.
She was a member for approximately 50-60 years.
Ellis told the daughter she could have the repast at Greater Grace.
For $20 per head.
Mind you, mother was a member for 50+ years. Can you imagine how many tithes and offerings of mother's that is invested in that multi-million dollar edifice that's sitting on 7 mile Rd in Detroit??
Daughter, not one to be taking as a fool said:


And left.
But not before telling others congregants in the church, and they in turned left also.
"Ann" has echoed my sentiment which is to trust God, bcuz these pastors (those who are distorting God's truth) are greedy and aren't in accordance with the will of God.
They are out of order.
You Better Recognize sheeple...these NON-Anointed people cannot get you in heaven. They won't make you rich. And care only about your VALID credit/debit card, checkbook, and cash.
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GOD ALMIGHTY will ask you on judgment day, WHY?? Why did you worship THEM, and not me?? What answer can you give that will satisfy God Almighty??

To "Ann"
God's Word is not a fad.
It will guide you into all truths
and I thank God that you were courageous and stood
for righteousness, and refused to be corrupted by immorality,
witchcraft, and divination.
God bless you.










Friday, October 19, 2007

Profitess, PLEASE GO FIND A THRESHING FLOOR AND LAY ON IT! THANK YOUUUU!

Is That a Bic?! AWAY FROM ME-COMMONER!
image source: Google Images



If you write with a Bic pen you are "common", ordinary. You need to "upgrade." At least that's according to the gospel of Ms. Her-face-is-in-everyplace-Bynum.

She has paid $5,000 for a pen! Did you read that Bynum followers?? She's paid $5k for a pen, but she wants you all to finance her threshing floor complete with gold placards...yeah right!

I followed a link from independentconservative.com's site and it linked to YouTube. I.C.'s post was about RingoTV (the one who uploaded this YouTube video of JB). I'm not promoting Ringo...I just want to expose JB'S nonsense to as many people as possible!

Listen as she continues to talk out of the side of her neck:





Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Filed Under: DOESN'T SHE EVER GET TIRED OF HEARING HERSELF TALK?! Geesh! Also Filed Under: I'll Say Anything to Stay Relevant!



Because Juanita Bind'em is self-absorbed, greedy and shrewd- I mean she has stooped to the level of pimping her own domestic situation, she is a very rich woman. Her husband choked and stomped the daylights out of her and when the smoke cleared, in a moment of clarity, she had a new marketing angle. I have to admit- ole Juanita is an original. Greedy, but an orignal just the same. If mama's not too careful, Bind'em will have her up on the auction block next! *not bad-who's her surgeon?>>>


(side bar) *Words of advice to Mother Bind'em--NEVER be alone in the same room with your chile, baby Bind'em will slap a code on your back and sell you on her website!




Having said that, I've given up trying to figure out what makes this woman tick-that is besides the Spirit of error, haughty, willful disobedience and spirit of Jezebel. So my question is...how is that so many "christian" women have fallen prey to her forked tongue, talking out of the side of her neck? She prophe-lies all the time, and she hits the gullible and vulnerable in the gut by challenging them to send money for a blessing. (insert revelation here: GOD doesn't need your money to bless you! His Word says-YOU HAVE NOT-CUZ YOU ASK NOT-Or you've asked wrong-I now return to the original post...) And she's laughing all the way to the bank--WITH YOUR $$$$$ (see post, "pimpin' ain't ez, but it sho' is profitable). Coming to a plasma or youtube near you...once again the profitess shall speak. As if the "face of domestic violence" hasn't given enough interviews, the "face" (recently surgically altered) is giving MORE FACE TIME, by appearing Good Morning America. She's certainly making her rounds. No Chitlin' circuit for Bind'em!!

Read below::::::::::

SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM JUANITA BYNUM: Televangelist is scheduled to appear on Good Morning America but first asks followers to sow emergency seed.
(September 26, 2007) source: eurweb.com
Last weekend, a YouTube video emerged of televangelist Juanita Bynum asking her partners to sow an emergency seed -- any seed you can sow: $300, $500, $1,000 -- because she has been led by God to a new "threshing floor."
The new property, 30 acres of land with 12 acres of lakefront, will be used for the new Juanita Bynum Ministry. The property costs approximately $200,000. Bynum apparently has to "pick up everything and move it for her safety." Check out the threshing floor gift video on YouTube. It was originally posted on Bynum's site but has been removed. After being beaten by her husband, Bishop Thomas Weeks III, in August, Bynum christened herself the "new face of domestic violence." Since the incident, Bynum filed for divorce and made only a few select public appearances. She is scheduled to make her next appearance on ABC's Good Morning America this morning (September 26). Bynum also attended a fundraising gala earlier this month for Barak Obama at Oprah's California estate. Oprah invited the televangelist to the event. After initially saying he would contest the divorce, the Bishop Weeks says he will go along with his wife's wishes. He said the devil made him do it and he still hopes to reconcile with Bynum. He faces charges of aggravated assault and terroristic threats . As we previously reported, Bishop Weeks is also having an "everything must go" sale on his website.
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Juanita-You betta recognize that repentance and A SINCERE contrite heart is a beautiful thing. You used to know that. God bless you.
Ivent