Juanie B?! Will You Just Let Go and Let God, Already?!!!!

Ok..y'all know I have not written barely a word regarding this woman, this year...but what I read just made my sphincter muscle pucker, so I gotta talk.

WHY...WHY WOULD A SELF-PROFESSED CHRISTIAN...GO ON A SECULAR DIVORCE COURT TV SHOW...TO SAY THAT HER MARRIAGE IS OVER??

Who else besides Juanie B aka Juanita Bynum, would have the audacity to pull such a stunt??
My gawd...WE GET IT...it is widely known in the FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH...ur farce of a marriage is thru! Why must u continue to drag your mess outside of your house? Anything to stay relevant, right Juanie B?
I'm sure her having a sit down with Judge Toler of Divorce Court TV

will result in a couple of conferences for black christian divorcees and women currently going thru a painful -though i'm sure NOT PURPOSELY PUBLIC-divorce.
This is very dangerous, and is making a mockery out of the institution of marriage.
You better read Matt. 6:1-24, Juanie. You want to 'practice' your do gooding in front of people (abused women, public ) in hopes of coming across as a patron saint...God said He'll reward what He's seen done in secret...away from the public (cameras, lights, reporters, people).

You are treading on DANGEROUS GROUND...and you better repent! There is NO SCRIPTURAL foundation, for what you're doing.
NONE.
Repent Juanie B-b4 it's too late, in Jesus' name.

Read about this mess here.

Come See What's Poppin'at Bria's Own Words, my OTHER blog!

Juanie B Showin' Out in Detroit...

Profitess Juanita Bynum

pulpit-pimp
Charles Ellis III
Greater Grace Detroit

*sigh*

Tonight (less than an hour ago), I called a friend of mine's to touch bases with her, since I hadn't spoken to her in a couple of months.



After shooting the breeze, "Ann" brought up she saw Juanie B in Detroit at Pulpit Pimp "Bishop" Charles Ellis' church, Greater Grace Temple.
I was silent.

She then went on to say Juanie B showed her tail feathers (not her exact words)....Juanie B tripped out.
My mind said, "go on."
Ann then relayed, during Juanie's pilfering of the sheeple, I mean in the midst of Juanie's ministering, she asked for her 'black book.'
Her slave, err flunky, uhhh I mean armor bearer (i guess was her capacity) sheepishly admitted that it was at the hotel.

Diva, I mean Profitess berated this woman before the assembly at Greater Grace, addressing this woman as HER (Juanie B's) servant. Paraphrasing Juanie told the woman, this is what i'm talking about, you're here to serve me...you are to SERVE, I ask for something you're supposed to have it, you're the servant... and proceeded to give her a tongue lashing that made Satan proud.

"Ann" confessed that she couldn't believe Juanie spoke to that woman like that especially in front of people.

But she said the worse part of the debacle was...
The sheeple (audience) AGREED WITH JUANIE B!!
After openly expressing her indignation (after all, I did say she was my friend right...we don't roll with the majority), "Ann" said the sheeple sitting next to her said to her,
(insert neckroll here)
"I KNOW you're not going against her?!"
"Her" being Juanie B.
I said and and just who is Juanie B????
"Ann" when onto say that those who gave offerings of $50+ were extended the privilege of getting out of their seats to bring their offering. "Ann" said and I quote: 'you would've thought it was the Price is Right!! Come on Down-the way those people got out of their seats!"
For those who gave $20 and less...you were given the collection plate to pass around with your booty rooted to your seat.
I then told her about Juanie being a pulpit pimp, this blog etc etc.
*of course I sent her the link to YBR*
Also
"Ann" said she was observing a cult-Jim Jones, and got up and left.



Also while Juanie B's in Detroit (she's visiting til Feb'08 on Wednesdays) she wanted to get her hair done. "Ann's" associate was asked to do Juanie B's hair-but Juanie had one request: bring a hair dryer.
Ok. it happens...I guess.
Well, the Detroit weaveologist showed up at Juanie's location, with dryer in hand and proceeded to move towards the interior of the room. I said "proceeded" because Ms. Pittbull-in-a-skirt aka the Servant was now doing bodyguard duty.
She asked Sis. Beweavable: who, what,where,why for etc and at about question #98...Sis. Beweavable said and i'm paraphrasing ...
'Look! she called me. I didn't call her. she's the one who didn't even have a hair dryer'...
blah-blah-yada-yada
I'm left assuming Sis. Beweavable made it out alive. I haven't heard anything contrary.
I'll keep you posted.

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Not wanting to overlook pulpit pimp Charles Ellis III, "Ann" relayed a recent event that happened at Greater Grace.
A former congregant's mother had passed away and the daughter wanted to have the repast at Greater Grace since her mother was a member.
Let me preface this by saying her mother was a worshipper at Greater Grace when Ellis' father was pastor.
She was a member for approximately 50-60 years.
Ellis told the daughter she could have the repast at Greater Grace.
For $20 per head.
Mind you, mother was a member for 50+ years. Can you imagine how many tithes and offerings of mother's that is invested in that multi-million dollar edifice that's sitting on 7 mile Rd in Detroit??
Daughter, not one to be taking as a fool said:

And left.
But not before telling others congregants in the church, and they in turned left also.
"Ann" has echoed my sentiment which is to trust God, bcuz these pastors (those who are distorting God's truth) are greedy and aren't in accordance with the will of God.
They are out of order.
You Better Recognize sheeple...these NON-Anointed people cannot get you in heaven. They won't make you rich. And care only about your VALID credit/debit card, checkbook, and cash.

GOD ALMIGHTY will ask you on judgment day, WHY?? Why did you worship THEM, and not me?? What answer can you give that will satisfy God Almighty??

To "Ann"
God's Word is not a fad.
It will guide you into all truths
and I thank God that you were courageous and stood
for righteousness, and refused to be corrupted by immorality,
witchcraft, and divination.
God bless you.

ATTN: Juanie B & 'Bishop' T- Same Conference dates? What's the Sheeple to do???

This just in from the set of "Shysters & Perverts in Jesus' name", HicktownPress' ace reporter, Lynn was on the scene first to bring us this news: source

BTWIII
Schedules "Renaissance for Domestic Wholeness Conference," Valentine's Day Weekend 2008
(He still hasn't admitted his problem with Domestic Violence, he's just admitting Domestic Violence is a problem...whatev) *see vid below*

Sheeples are good for being pimped at conferences...they're like conference "groupies." They will use all of their vacation days for a conference! But what's a sheeple to do when there's TWO false teachers' ministering at the same time?? This calls for creative scheduling, as Weaks' soon-2-b-x-wife Juanie B, has scheduled her Domestic Violence Conference for the same weekend, Valentine's Weekend 2008!

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All is not lost...although Juanie B is "scheduled" to have a conference in February, she has nothing in stone at her website. However...she doesn't seem like the type that'll back away from a challenge. This would be right up her alley to have the conference in order to prove something to BTWIII.

This has great potential to get ugly, but if they allow to come in and minister to them, Valentine's Day can prove to be a day of healing for them both.

Juanie B Comes Outta Hiding...

Bring In The New Year with Juanie B on the cover of Essence Magazine
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Well, well look who's come out of hiding!
Juanie B herself.
You know it's time to make the rounds since Part I of her story will be in Essence Magazine this week, and Part II (because we never tire of Juanie B) will be in the January 2008 issue of Essence Magazine, and guess who has the cover?? Your royal profitess, that's who!

I don't want to ruin the article but did you know:

• After the marital drama went down, Juanie"lost her $2.5 million home with the prayer room that gave her a quiet place to soothe her spirit... she cried for two days? Wow. She was traumatized!
• Her estate in a Duluth, GA country club was headed for foreclosure. Profitess couldn't see that coming?!
  
• And, always out to make a buck Juanie B is having Valentine's Day conference on Domestic Violence...i'm sure she's going to take the women to yet "another level" --I mean it's their "destiny" isn't it. Tell me, how many levels in Christ are there, when there's only ONE ANOINTING?? I'm just asking.

If I read the article, it'll be because I was chillin' at Hair Styles By Thomas, or the Dr's office cuz I'm not giving one slug, drachma, lyre, dollar, euro, peso, pound, loony, escudo, franc, shilling, or deutsch mark to Essence Magazine, because I know they've negotiated a financial deal with Profitess Bind'em.
She's not making money off of me. She won't be buying Jimmy Choo shoes with a solid gold heel, engraved initials with a diamond-encrusted insole courtesy of me.



It's going to be interesting to hear what she says, and then to hear of Weaks' reaction or non reaction.

Stay tuned for another episode of "Hot Mess in the Body of Christ"...at a church near you.

More Juanie B- You Can't Keep A Good Hustla', Swindler, Profitess, Entreponegro Down!!

**More Juanie B-If you can stand it...

JUANITA BYNUM: Tax Drama Can't Stop Her From Getting 'Unplugged'

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(emphasis by Ivent)
When you address Juanita Bynum you better refer to her as "Doctor."
Or that's how she prefers to be referenced as.

A media alert announcing a last minute press conference for the Pentecostal Prophetess circulated earlier this afternoon saying that "Dr. Bynum will address the media regarding the current tax issues facing Juanita Bynum Ministries."

Held at the Atlanta gospel radio station WPZE-FM, the 48-year-old self-proclaimed "new face of domestic violence" wanted to face the music in regards to reports that implied her money was funny.

Earlier this week, Ware County Tax Commissioner Steve Barnard said this week the property owned by her ministry would be auctioned off next month if Bynum didn't pay more than $33,000 in property taxes.

Today, the Chicago native said that all those taxes have been paid, adding that she wants to turn the property into a spa for women and that her lawyers told her it could be considered a tax-exempt religious building.

"It didn't work out that way...So be it," the tell-it-like-it-is televangelist said.
What she didn't say was whether she planned to charge women to visit the spa, whether it would be an overnight facility or the size of the building where the spa would be housed.

The near 7000-square-foot house sits on more than 23 acres. Bynum's Waycross-based ministry bought the building Aug. 18, 2006, tax records indicate.

The county tax commissioner said he had received a check earlier for $33,904.15 from New Light Church World Outreach in Houston, the Associated Press reported. However, that the property technically remained set for auction on Nov. 6, he added.
"It's not paid off until the check clears the bank," he said, noting he expects to know next week whether the check clears.

In other related news, the tax drama isn't holding Bynum back from releasing her new music project.

Her publicist confirmed to The BV Newswire that 'Juanita Bynum: Unplugged' will be released in November via Flow Records. Recorded in "High Definition" at a small Atlanta church, the nearly 2 hour DVD is comprised of candid interviews, anointed, uncut performances from her latest hit opus 'A Piece of My Passion,' and her trademark dynamic ministering!

If this new project is anything like the I've witnessed recently on YouTube.com, it should be thoroughly enthralling.

The record label has pledged to donate a portion of the proceeds from each DVD sale to organizations fighting against Domestic Violence.

Shortly after being allegedly assaulted by her estranged husband Bishop Thomas Weeks, III,

Bynum announced she will take a stand against mental and physical abuse by lending her support to a myriad of causes.

At presstime, an organization has not yet been named.

*the story continues to unfold*