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Friday, July 18, 2008

Messy Jesse...Shall We Kiss U or Curse U??

I'm not sure if Messy Jesse Jackson has done us (America) a total disservice by once again proving his ignorance, now it's been leaked that Jesse used the N-word off air. who in the world is surprised at that?! Do u HONESTLY believed Jesse never let the nigga word pass out of his two piece of flesh called lips?
Jesse looks like he would cuss u out up one side and down the other...and I'm sure nigga was probably the word that was most easiest on the ear when he cussed u out!
a funeral for the n-word???
It was called A PHOTO OP!!
nigga please!

http://www.lindamoran.net/images/footinmouth.jpg
*any likenesses or similarities (in the above pic) to you know who is purely coincidental.*
image source

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/thisweekineducation/upload/2007/07/what_to_do_when_the_n-word_jus/n%20word.jpg

Once again we are dialoguing (for the umpteenth time) about the use of the N-word.
U may know it as Nigger, Nigga, Nicca etc
To use it, or not to use it?
When to use it?
Who can use it?

I'll admit it, I have as of lately used the term nigga (after being staunchly opposed to its use) as a way of venting my frustrations on STOOPID people.
I guess I could call people a muthapucka...but for some reason NIGGA has proved to be fitting.
In many cases.

Please let the record show, i'm an equal-opportunity-labeler.
If a person's actions, reaction etc has caused me to create a facial expression that results in expressing my absolutely incredulistic shock at their STUPIDITY...then yes I would've most likely referred to u as a 'nigga.'

Case in point:
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Walt Pavlo (white) was a corporate manager working for MCI who stole MILLIONS OF DOLLARS from customers. He stole $6 MILLION dollars...and basically got his belly rubbed by the courts of America. This man served 41mos at Club Fed.

Why was I tripping?

I watched this astard-bay SMUGLY relay how he stole from under his bosses' noses cuz they did not have internal controls in place.
but what puckered my butt... is KNOWING this man is pulling in a cool 6-DIGIT figure on the speaking engagement circuit.
How in the hell can this nigga brag about stealing millions, get 41 mos of incarceration, and then come out with a 6-friggin figure income. When u look at the video...he's bragging about this b.s. in front of impressionable YOUNG people who are goin to come away thinking 'so what if i get caught? i'll do 4 yrs in a country club. No biggie.'

or
Andy Dick.

This man's name is synonymous with the phrase: "Aww hell. What has he done now?"
Apparently his job offers has substantially declined ( or he's a victim or a re-org) and as a way to wittle away his free time, he thought it would be funny to PULL DOWN a 17-yr old girl's shirt/bra and EXPOSE HER TIGGLE BITTIES (BREASTS) IN PUBLIC...NIGGA HAVE U LOST UR MIND??? What is wrong with you????

And to be fair, let's talk about a nigga that is as stupid as Messy Jackson, the mayor of Detroit and his family-
Kwame Kilpatrick

sigh
Detroit will NEVER be able to escape the dark cloud that continually hover aboves with the likes of Kwame Kilpatrick and Detroit City Council. Those niggas be foolin!

(an example of Detroit City Council...this is a sedated edition)

I wouuullld have to live in MI...how will we ever live this mess down?
I lived in Detroit and 1 of the 2 times he was elected, I casted a vote in favor of this hot mess.
smh


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Nigga to the 'mpth degree

Another example of niggas, are these ignorant fools who participate and run a blog called Detroit is Crap
Detroit News for WHITES
Nig-gas please.

Get a life.
These niggas (white) know they need to find something better to do then dedicate a website to trash. The only thing worse than trash run by trash is mo' trash responding to said trash. But then again trash rolls with trash.
These niggas are hilarious!
How many of these niggas actually live in Detroit?
How many of these niggas are even attempting to BETTER Detroit?!
Well SHUUUUDDDDUPPP!
***
So while I now admit i have used the N-word more often than not as of late, I don't use the term loosely (not justifying, just keepin' it real).
I use in the way my blog twin, One Man does: To highlight, talk about, express anger and rage towards STUPIDITY!

I won't apologize for it either.
Also, I don't engage EVERYONE in those types of conversations. I don't mean that I don't keep white people out of it...i know some ignant people IN MY COMMUNITY, that I wouldn't discuss nigga-dom with.

Check out the video below:
It's the women (primarily Woopi & Elizabeth) of The View discussing the use of N-Word.
Both women make valid points.

I encourage your comments-and as for the trash that will come from Detroit is Crap attempting to bring trouble (that is what niggas do, afterall)??
if you niggas even THINK about comin' over starting trouble, u'll get ur feelings hurt.
Consider it your 1st and final warning.











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Sunday, February 10, 2008

If Mama Ivent's Not Happy, Neither Am I

Tina Turner-My mama aka "Mama Ivent" has but one Question:

What in the Monkeydoodledandiness have you done to yourself, Tina?!

WHYYYYYYYYY???
(ok, so it's more than one-get over it-we're in shock here!)

Why did you succumb to the pressures of fame, and jack your face up?!
The unnatural arch of your eyebrows and your shiny, prominent cheekbones, in addition to the breasts that rightly belong to a 22 y/o seems to be signs of visits to a plastic surgeon!
Quoting Mama Ivent in reference to you, she said:

"Why would she do that to herself?! She was aging so gracefully!!!"

My mama is convinced that wasn't you performing on the Grammy Awards a minute ago with Beyonce! You didn't look like your original self:




I had to convince Mama Ivent that was indeed you, the original Tina Turner-cuz Beyonce will not perform with anyone who's less than an A-lister, unless they are members of Destiny's Child!

Thank you Tina Turner-at the age of 62.5, my mom has few women in Celebrity-Land who was representing and keeping it real with their age...and now she has to scratch you off of her list. You'll be 69 this year...it's ok to have a little crow's feet etc. And I won't even tell you about the potential risks you exposed yourself to by undergoing your procedures.

Needless to say, Mama Ivent's TRAUMATIZED!!

I-I-I, I'm just at a loss...my mom will be ok..but will you? When will you accept yourself for the beautiful woman that you truly are?!
smh



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Friday, December 28, 2007

This Here Required Prayer and Fastin', ok???

Brandy, Not Charged in Fatal Crash







LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The Los Angeles city attorney's office said Friday it will not charge Brandy in a deadly December 2006 freeway crash.
Brandy

Brandy was involved in a fatal accident in December 2006.

Spokesman Nick Velasquez said there is "insufficient evidence" for a jury to find the 28-year-old actress-singer guilty of misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter beyond a reasonable doubt.

The decision runs counter to a recommendation from the California Highway Patrol that Brandy, whose real name is Brandy Norwood, be charged in the December 30, 2006, crash.

Brandy was driving on a Los Angeles freeway when traffic slowed and her Land Rover smashed into the back of a Honda.

That car was involved in several other collisions. The driver, 38-year-old Awatef Aboudihaj, died in the accident.source
(edited by Ivent)
***
I KNOW Brandy's sleeping a lot better these days!
And I know a prayer warrior who was on the battlefield interceding for her baby Brandy-my aunt Ida.
Aunt Ida lives in ...well, I won't give the town but it's a rural town in Mississippi.
(no , I won't narrow it down!)
My aunt Ida has the faith of ...goodness, well she has the faith of Abraham.
SmileyCentral.com

She's my great aunt, and she's in her 80's and is the most soft spoken woman I've ever come across, except when she's praying!
Then a whole 'nother Aunt Ida comes out!
When I visited my aunty last year (my 1st visit to MS), she broke out with family albums and pointed out a young lady.
I'm like "yeah, ok."
She said, "that's your cuz Brandy."
Well, upon closer inspection it was Brandy, Brandy Norwood.
I heard she was part of my family, but had no evidence.
We had a new addition to the family this year- my cuz British (I LOVE HER NAME!) became a mom, and there's pics of Brandy w/British's baby-I cannot remember her child's name-we haven't seen Brit's baby yet :(
I said all of that to say this:
I don't care what a prophelying, prosperity preachin', candle making, gift selling, silver tongued pimp/pimptress talking, snake oil selling wanna be in the name of Jesus is prostituting.
NOTHING, and I MEAN NOTHING, will bring you closer to Christ than believing the word of God, applying the word to your life, and executing faith.
I KNOW Aunt Ida wailed, beseeched, pleaded and asked God for favor for Brandy.
I know she didn't waiver in her faith--Aunt Ida had too much peace!
My quiet aunty, with enough faith to tell Mt. Everest to "GET OUT OF HER WAY"
PRAYED & BELIEVED.
She didn't buy a prayer.
She didn't sow a seed in exchange for a blessing.
She did it the old fashioned way.
She went before the throne of Grace through Jesus...ALONE!

"...no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." (John 14:6b)
Notice, the scripture didn't say to come to Father God through Eddie Long, Dollar, White (insert name of person who is falsely teaching the Bible here) or by sowing a seed of faith.
No-just come by "me"-"me" being Jesus Christ.
He alone is worthy.
That is what aunt Ida did.
Am I saying Aunt Ida got Brandy off the hook?
Of course not-but I do know God's word says the
"...effectual fervent prayers of a righteous man, availeth much." (James 5:16b)
I know Aunt Ida is NOT surprised ONE BIT, by the outcome of this situation.
Her faith is like the acacia (shittim)tree (Ex. 25:23)...it doesn't rot.
Ever.
Keeping it real, I thought Brandy was going to get probation, to say the least.
smh
But God.
May we all come to a place of maturity like that of Abraham, my aunt Ida and all of the wonderful seasoned saints who know the power of God and isn't easily moved by circumstances!

And I know the heavens (and our family) will rejoice when Ray J gets over his...his...alternative career in "movies."
SmileyCentral.com
I mean his last CD was great! I don't understand why he took 4 steps backwards. Im sure people said the same thing about me...thank God for Bigma...another prayer warrior (may she r.i.p)!
I'm not worried...aunt Ida's praying for him too...and trust...so am I!
:)


Monday, November 12, 2007

It Could've been Worse...She Could've Named the Kid, "Bif"



For those who waited with bated (sp) breath as Hasshof-, I mean Hasselbeck took her sweet time revealing "male baby Hasselbeck's name" you can now breath again.

She gave her youngin' a nice trust-fund worthy name: Taylor Thomas Hassebeck. Classy. source

Ok now, about me. I was able to leave work 4 hours early and that's why i'm blogging. I'm also distracted, can you tell? My eyes are so heavy i feel as if I'm under sedation! I.....Must.....Fight!

be back soon,
Ivent

Sunday, November 11, 2007

*Yawn* They Had A Boy...

Congrats to the Hasselbecks on their 7lb 15oz, son. source

baby Hasselbeck's first name was not known at press time! (haha--i'm with the press heehee)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is like Nyquil to me...she makes me sleepy, but there's someone out here in in YBR-land who wants to know about her.
Glad I'm at work when the View comes on-as if she doesn't have enough topics to speak on.

And yes, I'm a mother.

Mothers--most of the time the only people who find your baby fascinating is-you, husband (boyfrien), and grandparents (extended family).