Sherri...U'd NEVER See Whoopi Roll Like That!! SMH

"Yes'm, Ms. Waltas...I beez cleanin' wit' a smile on ma face..mmmhmmm yes'm"

What in tarnation has gotten into you, Sherri Shepherd!!

I know Whoopi, took off those shades, started to say something, and instead chose to shake her head.

I hope after the ceremony, she took u into a closet and shook the ish out of you, too!!

This is what i get for trying to creep over to my blog mama's crib, Lynn of Hicktown Press!

I come across this mess! smh

I tell you right now, had I been in Hollywood (L.A., is my hometown) and witnessed that buffoonery--I'da sent up a post via my T-mobile Dash to YBR soliciting for bail money, cuz I done whooped up on some Sherri Shepherd for her mammy foolishness!!

If it's not enough that she's grinning like a cheshire cat, it's a) she has an 'amn-da' (remember Pig Latin??) toothbrush and b) a copy of Wa-Wa got-dang book at her knees c) a book that exploits black folks, cuz otherwise no one would be interested in reading the snoozer!
Sherri?!

Do you honestly think she won't put your idiosyncracies in her next book????
U better check yourself!

HEFFA...what in Sam Blazes is wrong with you?? I mean seriously, job security is tight for the non-celebrity...but is it that serious that u have to skin & grin on ur knees in order to hold onto YOUR JOB?!

Sure..you've made stupid, idiotic, retarded remarks...but girl u don't have to trip unless your contract is up for renewal...
*silence*
IS it up for renewal??

U know what?
Even if it was..HAVE SOME DIGNITY 'BOUT URSELF, GIRL!!
Even Mammy from Gone With The Wind...put her foot down with Scarlett!
Remember the line, "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin'no babies?!" And Mammy didn't volunteer to take lessons, either! lol

Sherry, you're a Christian.
STOP ACTING LIKE WALTERS IS JESUS!!
Cuz she AIN'T!
Get ahold of yourself, and stop being a sycophant!!
You're embarrassing us, dang!

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Creflo...That"s A No-No...

Straight from Independent Conservative



Creflo Dolla was interviewed on CNN...and attempted to explain the Matthew 10:17...the story about the rich ruler who asks Jesus how he can go to heaven...

Watch as Creflo gives his own version of Matthew 10...smh





Church folk., esp. many black church folks like to be entertained at church. It doesn't matter that what they're saying is false, untrue and just plain ludicrous. As long as you were able to shout, "Preach Pastor," " Amen!" "Come on Pastor!!" i.e., as long as you're able to be a part of an INTERACTIVE SERMON ...'y'all don't hear me.....' 'ohhhh it's quiet in the church now...' as long as church folks can interact with the pastor...then they're satisfied.
smh

Christians should be like the Bereans in Acts 17:11:

Now the Bereans were of more noble character than the Thessalonians, for they received the message with great eagerness and examined the Scriptures every day to see if what Paul said was true.

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In the "Moving Right Along" News...

Spike says Jesse's jealous, and needs to sit down (I know that's right!)

Tailor-Made dumps 'New York'
(fakin' the funk since Feb/March!)



Another black entertainer glorifies liqua

Nas is ignant, & proud of it

ANTM Jaslene still hasn't eaten

Will Smith needs to learn when to SHUT UP

CONSPICUOUSLY Inconspicuous MiJac begs 4 attention

Gloucester H.S.'s role model, speaks. (the baby's fine)

Video ho--, err Vixens beefin' w/each other

Usher V, looks a LOT BETTER in this pic

Unknown (to me) rapper Yung Berg's babes must be his color or lighter smh

Russell Simmons' looking 4 a new barely legal

Doesn't look like new-ager Oprah will be fixin' d'em feets anytime soon! smh



















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Jesse Jackson to Quote Rihanna: "You Look So Dumb Right Now..."

From The Nicca Chronicles...

Ohhhhh Jesse.
Mr. Jackson if you're nasty.
When will you learn.
How many times have you been caught with that salty foot of yours in your mouth?!
You want to promote racial unity
... racial harmony
... you do remember the Rainbow Coalition??


So after all of your work...why would YOU of all people become a catalyst to cause more division in our already divided community??

I'm sure when you wished for Obama's nuts...u didn't mean it like the sign below...I'm sure u were uhhh, figuratively speaking...right?

Granted, you were the trailblazer as the 1st black man to make a bid for the presidency...but it was not time.
Now Obama, has walked in your footsteps and have created his own.

Sure he hem and haws, flips and flops-but he wasn't nearly as bad as poor ole Hillary-ous Clinton.
But was it necessary to put him on blast (although inadvertently), which resulted in putting yourself on blast as a
classless,
uncouth,
partaker of:

It's the truth anyhow.
Did you really have to say this about Obama:



You, a man who's been in front of a camera & mic'd up a kagrazillion times didn't think your mic was powered up this one time?
Don't you know people wait with bated breath for an opportunity to upload a hot mess on Youtube!!
smh
Come on now.

So now you're doing damage control:



There is NO privacy when you're near cameras with a mic on!
smh


I'm not sure if I'm voting for Obama, but I must give it to him for not letting ur words take him off his square, but instead chose to quickly accepting your apology.
IMO i think you're going to help him score more cool points.

Anyhooo...you've just given Loren Feldman ammunition to spoof our people-yet again. I guess he must make his money the best way he knows how, huh?
At our expense...but it's cool.
Anyway...I don't think you should apologize for something you meant to say.
I think you should keep it real and say...
I'm SORRY I GOT CAUGHT hatin' on Obama.
You're not sorry you talked about him...you're sorry /embarrassed your words were picked up on the mic...isn't that the truth, Jesse??

JJJ, Jesse's son, was quoted as saying (and man is he brave!):

"I'm deeply outraged and disappointed in Rev. Jackson's reckless statements about Sen. Barack Obama," the younger Jackson said. "His divisive and demeaning comments about the presumptive Democratic nominee -- and I believe the next president of the United States -- contradict his inspiring and courageous career."
He also said:
...he'll "always love" his father. But, he said, "I thoroughly reject and repudiate his ugly rhetoric."

sounds like a lil familial disharmony/division as well...hmm

Jesse (dad) read the lyrics below and see if you see yourself ANYWHERE in the lyrics...I'm just sayin:

Rihanna Lyrics

Family...what do you have to say???

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Black Folks! U Need To Boycott & Protest the Buffoons who embarrass our race...not the buffoons who mock the buffoonery!!

Ok, so I stop by Eurweb yesterday to check on the latest news in my community, right?
And I notice this dude with raccoon eyes has some type of youtube-ish video going on.
I then decide to read the article so I can put this video in context b4 I watch it.
Ok, so this dude named Loren Feldman of 1938 Media, questions the lack of black tech bloggers online. In the video he spoofs the indelible black spot (no pun intended) in our community.

The ignorant

The ghetto

The bling-blinged

The liquor guzzling/swilling buffoon.

the du-rag wearin', outside (a nicca must have)

the ho's havin'

the ebonic speakin

and so on and so on...

Feldman hits on the fact that blacks r techs in the area of cell phones, car stereos etc...

Am I offended by his antics?
Hell nawwwww. That's right, I said HELLL NAWWW.
I'm offended that he was able to GET HIS MATERIAL FROM REAL LIFE.
Niccas.
Niccas will always be around to provide material, the bullet, the poison (whatever cliche) to those who refuse to focus on the good in our community instead of the blight.
While there are truly some of us who have no clue about being clueless...when u set to make a living by being a stereotype-yeah. I have an issue.

It does not help that the media- remember watching the news, how many times do you see a toothless-crackhead lookin-polysyllabic monikered 'eyewitness' giving an account of a shooting when all 'dey wuz doin was goin' 2 da liqua stor to get my homiez cigarettes'-perpetuates the ignorance in our community.

Let's not forget, the pillar of the community-Viacom's very own BET who continues to make a mockery out of us, and is laughing all the way to the bank at our expense.

BET is nothing more than a broadcasting plagiarist who insists on pilfering from just as bad, MTV.

I say all that to say who's more offensive, ignorant (who happens to be Jewish) Feldman or the african-american FOOLS who insist on saggin their pants, and OTHER unmentionables, in addition to passing the offending behaviors onto their spawn.

Feldman is the LEAST of our concern.
The battle is in our unkempt backyard.
DEAL WITH IT.

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Two Weeks...and the mask cracks...

I don't write too many personal posts...but I'm going to make tonight an exception.

One of my favorite sayings is:






Ok. I have the 1st & 2nd points on lock. However, that last verb (for it IS an action word) is a point of contention for me.
Why???
It seems that when i think i've found 'THE ONE'...I actually did not.
My last relationship...though short in duration, started off beautiful & wonderful. It was ABSOLUTELY EXCITING!!
and then the two weeks came.
And slowly cracks started to appear.
Now I"m not going to put him on blast, cuz he may in fact read my blog.
He didn't show support for my blog when we were together, but that doesn't mean he won't visit it...eventually.
One of the cracks that appeared was of a mental nature.
Up/down mood swings.
Depression.
Given the fact that he was 10+yrs older I thought (imho) he would be able to govern his emotions better than what I observed.
Being around him became increasingly difficult as I had now gone from his woman to his traveling cheerleader.
I was exhausted.
I was frustrated.
And I was resentful.
I know initially, relationships are exciting. I know they can be tempestuous.
But for some reason, I keep getting played with the 'bait and switch.'
I meet these men who are nice, kind and sweet...and I swear when it hits the 2 week mark...the sweet words aren't as frequent, the calls are shorter in duration etc.
My twin One Man, blogged about having a broken heart and it's based off John Mayer's song entitled, "Dreaming With A Broken Heart" (check out Magic's video remake below-it's moving)


As a woman of the ol' school...I also want a man who's ol' school. That doesn't mean you know all of Al Green's & Sam Cooke's songs.
This means YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE!!
Ladies, how many men do u know can actually change a tire?
Do u know every man I've attempted to date-cannot change a tire.
(except for my ex in Cali, and he's a pretty boy who doesn't mind getting dirty under the hood...but then again he's Belizian so that may have something to do with his work ethic. He's a police officer/mechanic)
For some reason, I AM COMPELLED to ask "do u know how to change a tire??"

they ALWAYS answer, No.
I swear, it's like a part of me dies inside.
My fear:
I get a flat tire, and call my man up,
tell him I got a flat tire,
and he asks me...did u call AAA??
NO.
I'm calling YOU...
so YOU, not AAA can change my tire, doggone it!!
I know more WOMEN who can change a tire than I do men..smh

what's going on?

This post isn't about changing tires, but its about the quality of men that I encounter.
I just think about the kind of man my daddy is.
My daddy worked OT without complaining-taking care of 4 kids, fixed our cars and neighbors' cars, I mean if there was an issue MY DADDY was called.
He was the go-to guy, a hero if you will.
My daddy was the 1st one you called, and still is.
And before anyone asks...my daddy grew up in a single mother household-who raised 7 chirren.

Now if I call a man..this is the conversation (hypothetical)
him: hey babe.
me: hey.
him: what's wrong? u don't sound good.
me: yeah, my tire's on flat, and I need to get to work. I need u to come change it.
him: Uhh, I don't know how to change a tire...did u call AAA?
me: *silence*
him: hello
me: *silence*
him: hello? Bree.
me: i'm here. And no, I did not call AAA. I called you.
him: well did u call your mother?
me: she doesn't have a car.
him: did u call ur sis?
me: she lives in Cali.
him: did you call you bros?
me: he's in Tennessee. Both of them.
him: well, what about 1 of your friends?
me: you want me to call 1 of my friends...and I have a man? Do u know how embarrassing it is to have a man, who can't change a tire? Hell, u can go online and learn how to change a tire!!
him: Well, I'm sorry Bree, i don't know how to change a tire. Do you want me to call AAA for you?
me: *click.*
him: Bree? Bree?
me: *dial tone*

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Where are the MEN??
I know everything's in God's hands, so please don't tell me that-I already know.
However in my humanness i still have questions that I ask aloud.
This is just one of those times.
Oy vey.
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One Word Answers---My Answers...

Jacked from Eb the Celeb :)

Where is your cell phone? on my bed, blue tooth in my ear

Your significant other? at home-we're broken up (i'm fine)

Your hair? curly

Your Skin? peanut butter brown

Your mother? my future (Gawd, I hope not!)

Your favorite thing? T-mobile Dash, Laptop

Your dream last night? can't remember

Your favorite drink?coffee

Your dream/goal? law school>pass bar 1st time>live in Aruba

The room you're in? my bedroom

Your ex? love & hate me

Your fear? failure

Where do you want to be in 6 years? living down south somewhere

Where were you last night? home

What you're not? married

Muffins? croissants

One of your wish list items? My children grown, on their own, and productive

Where you grew up? Los Angeles, CA

The last thing you did? turned in my team's assignment

What are you wearing? blue jean skirt and blouse

Your TV? no TV in my bedroom

Your pets? none

Your computer? Sony Vaio laptop

Your life? Living it like it's golden

Your mood? tense, just a smidge

Missing someone? my son (with his dad 4 summer)

Your car? '05 Taurus

Something you're not wearing? jewelry

Favorite Store? Target

Your summer? freeing

Like someone? not at this moment

Your favorite color? black of course :)

When is the last time you laughed? now

Last time you cried? couple of days ago

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Dang...Usher V Looks Like He's Smoking Cigs With Pops!! lol

Usher V...got those smoker lips like his daddy! lol
They've been sharin' Newports in da' club! :)
Is it possible for spermatazoa to carry nicotine into the womb and sit it on a baby's lips?!
I'm just askin'
I wonder why they didn't photoshop Lil V's lips??

Anyhoooo, baby Raymond is a cutie pie with those deep penetratin' see clear down to the bone marrow of your sould kinda eyes, and I'm lovin' that newspaper boy hat he's rockin'

Look for the Urshers to the 2nd power on a newsstand near you...August Edition.

I gotta go find another story, cuz I can't stop looking at that baby's lips...smh

Also, I still think Usher was mad cuz magazines weren't trying to pay him $$ katrillions of dollars, like other A-list celebs, to get pics of lil Nicotine, and that's why he called all of the other celebs parents who did get to laugh all the way to the bank -sell-outs.

Keepin' it real, I wonder how much can I get for my hankty rascals?
Ursher can call me a sell-out, cuz I'll correct him and tell him to call me "SOLD OUT" after the check clears!
Ya heard?!

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p.s., Congrats to Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban on the arrival of their daughter,
6lb 7.5 oz, Sunday Rose Kidman-Urban

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