Showing posts with label fool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fool. Show all posts
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Church Has No Sanctity Anymore...
My goodness...the devil is getting bolder and bolder erryday! Folks can't even enjoy a doggone church festival w/out worryin about looney tunes trying to play target practice with their lives!
...I don't think y'all would've gotten in trouble with Jesus if you 'accidentally' hit the b butt of his gun against his cranium a couple of HARD times! Sorry, Jesus. Thoughts and prayers are with the vics and families.CNN
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Timbaland Acts A Monkeydoodledandy Fool At His Own Party---This is The Best Black History Month in Black History Month's History!!
Timbaland Acted Like He's Sufferin' From Roid Rage @ his own party!
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People's all-star, pre-Grammy concert with Timbaland ended with a resounding crash this morning (Feb. 9), when the producer/rapper delivered a foul-mouthed tirade against the magazine because some of his friends were apparently left outside the venue.
With a blinged-out cross dangling from his neck, a sweaty Timbaland addressed the crowd at Los Angeles' Avalon Club just after finishing a high energy set with longtime muse Missy Elliott, capping a night of performances from acts such as Chris Cornell, Grammy-nominated band Paramore and OneRepublic in front of a crowd that included Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Ludacris.
"Next time I have one of my homeboys in line, let that (expletive) in!" Timbaland shouted as the event winded down after 2 a.m., adding that he was a "peoples person." "I don't like to see my people turned around for some (expletive) magazine ... (expletive) y'all!"
After his tirade ended, he walked off stage with music blasting. The party was effectively over.
A source close to Timbaland who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the situation said the entertainer had been frustrated at what was described as security and production mishaps, and said he didn't mean to lash out at the magazine.
People magazine didn't have an official comment but a source close to the celebrity weekly said they were perplexed as to why Timbaland was upset and that they had considered the event a success. The magazine co-sponsored the party with Verizon Wireless to celebrate Timbaland's deal with the carrier to create a mobile album and content for the network.
Before that, the night was a sea of booze, glitz and lighter vibes, with Elliott wearing a black sweat shirt with "CHING A LING" spelled out in glittering gold letters on the front and a bright gold "MS" ring on her hand.
Elliott led the crowd in singing happy birthday to Timbaland, whose real birthday is in March. Hard-stomping dancers surrounded them. Elliott even joked, "Leave Britney alone! I like Britney," when the DJ started in with a clip of one of Spears' songs while Elliott performed.
Timbaland's discontent, however, could be seen earlier in the evening. As a shaggy-haired Chris Cornell, backed by a full band, rocked out some old hits and a new song in a 1:30 a.m. set, Timbaland stood at the side of the stage with a scowl on his face. But he only had a glowing intro for Cornell, whose upcoming solo album he produced, saying it was "the best" work he had ever done.
Right before he delivered his rant, he threatened to outdo Kanye West, known for his outbursts.
A bevy of other stars, including Jordin Sparks, will.i.am, Fergie and Mario Lopez, flocked to the party, where attendees guzzled beer and vodka and feasted on tiramisu cups and mini burgers in the darkly lit club.
"Hannah Montana" teen phenom Miley Cyrus danced barefoot in front of the stage surrounded by a group of friends.
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What can you say? It's his party so he can tantrum if he wants to?? smh
I like how the article pointed out, he wore a blinged out cross, lol!
It was not a blinged out cross-it was a blinged out lower case "t", duh...as in "t-imbaland" lol.
Just bcuz someone wears a cross (or what appears to be a cross) doesn't mean they're Christian. Many celebrities wear it cuz it's faddish-their boys (girls) are rockin' a cross, so they do too. How many of these rascals have degrading music, but when they win an award they thank God?? The only god who blesses a mind to churn out that trash is the devil himself. The only man who I'd think is qualified to have hissy fits (who's gone stop him) is Lil' Richard, but between Kanye & Timbaland, Lil Richard may not be able to hold onto his title as "Hissy Fit Queen" for much longer. Sorry Richard--you may have to pass the pancake make up to Kanye or Timba.
Now the question of the day is:
WHY WAS HANNAH MONTANA W/OUT A BANDANA OR A BANANA aka Miley Cyrus bka Achy Breaky heart Billy Ray's daughter doing at a doggone Timbaland party?!
This kid has already had pics of herself online in her draws (panties) and now she's hanging out BAREFOOT (future Brit-Brit??) at a Timba party? what kind of frackaknackle bullcrap is that?
Now I'm going to keep it real, ok? I am a proud black woman who has 2-stepped and country line danced to Billy Ray's music. Additionally, besides his gorgeous looks- back in the day (his current Keith Urban & botox makeover leaves a lot to be desired with this sista...JUST SAY NOT 2 BOTOX, Billy Ray!), I liked that I had not heard anything scandalous about Billy Ray. He withstood criticism regarding that mullet of his (honestly, I think he's the only who can get away with said hairstyle), and then he rode off into the sunset quietly.
Having said that-I'm not sure why he's ok with his baby girl being around grown people in this type of atmosphere. Everyone knows where there are celebrities congregated...so are E pills, 'caine and whateva new designer drugs that are avail only to celebrities.
Heck the celebrities are even being accused of Steroids...you don't want Hannah, I mean Miley around that 'roid rage...do you? Better yet-WHERE'S MILEY'S MOM?!
This girl is being set up to end up like 'half-a mind' "British-American" Britney Spears, if someone doesn't put a stop to this Tom (Cruise) foolery... watch.
Lolo Lohan's mama, aka The White Oprah allowed her child the same opportunities and look at her now. She's a hotmess.
Being in this business as a child- the kid is forced to mature sooner.
However, maturity is NOT the equivalent of grown.
Wake up Billy Ray and Mama Cyrus.
If Miley turns out to be a mess...I'm going to town on you two's behind on my blog-that's a promise.
****
To Timbaland,
Hissy fits are never, ever cute esp when it originates from a muscular, testosterone pumping MAN.
Excuse me??
As soon as you found out your boy was outside, you should've walked to the doggone door and brought his narrow behind in. I know you have a sidekick, or a blackberry and i know your boy blew it up.
Don't act brand new.
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People's all-star, pre-Grammy concert with Timbaland ended with a resounding crash this morning (Feb. 9), when the producer/rapper delivered a foul-mouthed tirade against the magazine because some of his friends were apparently left outside the venue.
With a blinged-out cross dangling from his neck, a sweaty Timbaland addressed the crowd at Los Angeles' Avalon Club just after finishing a high energy set with longtime muse Missy Elliott, capping a night of performances from acts such as Chris Cornell, Grammy-nominated band Paramore and OneRepublic in front of a crowd that included Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Ludacris.
"Next time I have one of my homeboys in line, let that (expletive) in!" Timbaland shouted as the event winded down after 2 a.m., adding that he was a "peoples person." "I don't like to see my people turned around for some (expletive) magazine ... (expletive) y'all!"
After his tirade ended, he walked off stage with music blasting. The party was effectively over.
A source close to Timbaland who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the situation said the entertainer had been frustrated at what was described as security and production mishaps, and said he didn't mean to lash out at the magazine.
People magazine didn't have an official comment but a source close to the celebrity weekly said they were perplexed as to why Timbaland was upset and that they had considered the event a success. The magazine co-sponsored the party with Verizon Wireless to celebrate Timbaland's deal with the carrier to create a mobile album and content for the network.
Before that, the night was a sea of booze, glitz and lighter vibes, with Elliott wearing a black sweat shirt with "CHING A LING" spelled out in glittering gold letters on the front and a bright gold "MS" ring on her hand.
Elliott led the crowd in singing happy birthday to Timbaland, whose real birthday is in March. Hard-stomping dancers surrounded them. Elliott even joked, "Leave Britney alone! I like Britney," when the DJ started in with a clip of one of Spears' songs while Elliott performed.
Timbaland's discontent, however, could be seen earlier in the evening. As a shaggy-haired Chris Cornell, backed by a full band, rocked out some old hits and a new song in a 1:30 a.m. set, Timbaland stood at the side of the stage with a scowl on his face. But he only had a glowing intro for Cornell, whose upcoming solo album he produced, saying it was "the best" work he had ever done.
Right before he delivered his rant, he threatened to outdo Kanye West, known for his outbursts.
A bevy of other stars, including Jordin Sparks, will.i.am, Fergie and Mario Lopez, flocked to the party, where attendees guzzled beer and vodka and feasted on tiramisu cups and mini burgers in the darkly lit club.
"Hannah Montana" teen phenom Miley Cyrus danced barefoot in front of the stage surrounded by a group of friends.
******
What can you say? It's his party so he can tantrum if he wants to?? smh
I like how the article pointed out, he wore a blinged out cross, lol!
It was not a blinged out cross-it was a blinged out lower case "t", duh...as in "t-imbaland" lol.
Just bcuz someone wears a cross (or what appears to be a cross) doesn't mean they're Christian. Many celebrities wear it cuz it's faddish-their boys (girls) are rockin' a cross, so they do too. How many of these rascals have degrading music, but when they win an award they thank God?? The only god who blesses a mind to churn out that trash is the devil himself. The only man who I'd think is qualified to have hissy fits (who's gone stop him) is Lil' Richard, but between Kanye & Timbaland, Lil Richard may not be able to hold onto his title as "Hissy Fit Queen" for much longer. Sorry Richard--you may have to pass the pancake make up to Kanye or Timba.
Now the question of the day is:
WHY WAS HANNAH MONTANA W/OUT A BANDANA OR A BANANA aka Miley Cyrus bka Achy Breaky heart Billy Ray's daughter doing at a doggone Timbaland party?!
This kid has already had pics of herself online in her draws (panties) and now she's hanging out BAREFOOT (future Brit-Brit??) at a Timba party? what kind of frackaknackle bullcrap is that?
Now I'm going to keep it real, ok? I am a proud black woman who has 2-stepped and country line danced to Billy Ray's music. Additionally, besides his gorgeous looks- back in the day (his current Keith Urban & botox makeover leaves a lot to be desired with this sista...JUST SAY NOT 2 BOTOX, Billy Ray!), I liked that I had not heard anything scandalous about Billy Ray. He withstood criticism regarding that mullet of his (honestly, I think he's the only who can get away with said hairstyle), and then he rode off into the sunset quietly.
Having said that-I'm not sure why he's ok with his baby girl being around grown people in this type of atmosphere. Everyone knows where there are celebrities congregated...so are E pills, 'caine and whateva new designer drugs that are avail only to celebrities.
Heck the celebrities are even being accused of Steroids...you don't want Hannah, I mean Miley around that 'roid rage...do you? Better yet-WHERE'S MILEY'S MOM?!
This girl is being set up to end up like 'half-a mind' "British-American" Britney Spears, if someone doesn't put a stop to this Tom (Cruise) foolery... watch.
Lolo Lohan's mama, aka The White Oprah allowed her child the same opportunities and look at her now. She's a hotmess.
Being in this business as a child- the kid is forced to mature sooner.
However, maturity is NOT the equivalent of grown.
Wake up Billy Ray and Mama Cyrus.
If Miley turns out to be a mess...I'm going to town on you two's behind on my blog-that's a promise.
****
To Timbaland,
Hissy fits are never, ever cute esp when it originates from a muscular, testosterone pumping MAN.
Excuse me??
As soon as you found out your boy was outside, you should've walked to the doggone door and brought his narrow behind in. I know you have a sidekick, or a blackberry and i know your boy blew it up.
Don't act brand new.
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Monday, October 29, 2007
*It's M.M. Monday!* Is His Mother Alive?, and Isn't He Married? Isn't He a Father? And Desperate to Stay Relevant *smh*
What in the fooly-ooly-wang-ang, tranvestitistic, drag queendom, multiple personality is really going on??? This is what happens when dad isn't in the home in your youth. His kids are going to need years of EXCORCISMS & THERAPY!!
Thanks, YBF!
But His ________ Looks Nice: The Halloween Edition
The foolywang material that is Dennis Rodman busted out with this hideousness the other day (hopefully) to celebrate Halloween early:
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Thanks, YBF!
But His ________ Looks Nice: The Halloween Edition
The foolywang material that is Dennis Rodman busted out with this hideousness the other day (hopefully) to celebrate Halloween early:
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Friday, October 19, 2007
$$$ FINANCIAL FREEDOM FRIDAY $$$
Because some people are STUPID enough they will buy anything, savingadvice.com provided tips:
Top 10 Ways to Waste Your Money on e-Bay This Week
By Cortni Marrazzo
While I can’t guarantee that these are the absolute top 10 ways you can waste money on e-Bay this week, they certainly deserve some attention and possibly some laughs…
10. A rubber band: No joke. You can get a regular rubber band for $1 with free shipping.
9. A million ants: You can adopt an ant that has nested in the bottom of some guy’s garden. Apparently you get an adoption certificate and everything. Only $2. (The listing says this is actually a fundraiser. By adopting an ant you are helping raise money to develop and build a theme park for physically challenged children. If this is in fact the case, it wouldn’t really be a waste of money, but it’s a nice addition to the list)
8. 3 Huge 20 inch Rubber Chickens: Why?
7. Plans for a Shoulder Fired Toilet Paper Bazooka: For only $9.99 you can get the plans to build a bazooka that can apparently shoot the following according to the listing:
1) Toilet paper (5 rolls at a time if you like)
2) Stuffed Animals
3) T Shirts, including unwanted laundry (yes panties!)
4) Confetti, on mass
5) Water – Be careful with shooting water as it is more equivalent to a fire hose
6) YOU HAVEN’T LIVED until you have shot off a barrel of popped popcorn. Instantly turn a room white – Maybe at the office
6. Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages: Band Aids that look like real pieces of bacon. You can also get ones in the form of T-Bone Steak. Buy it now for $4.95.
5. A Talking Toilet Paper Holder: Record your own messages to be heard every time the roll turns. Only $9.95
4. A Fritos Chip shaped like the breast cancer awareness ribbon: Starts at only $1 with $5 shipping (you have to keep it padded so it doesn’t break during shipment)
Also available: a potato chip that looks like Scarlett Johansson and some dryer lint that looks like Tom Brady of the Patriots.
3. A giant 725lb pumpkin: Even though bidding starts at only a penny, I think transporting this thing would be more work than it’s worth. Here’s what the listing said:
This is auction is for pickup only and the buyer must provide a means of transporting them. you must have a pickup truck and 7 strong men and/or a back hoe at your disposal with a crane connection and bridal/harness. A have an Amish sheet with a couple dozen handles you can use to help you get it in the car. it can be flipped onto that and everyone can grab a pair of handles. this sucker is heavy!!
2. OJ Toast: You can buy this piece of toast with OJ Simpon’s picture burnt on to it. Actually featured on the Jay Leno Show. Currently going for $41.
And the number 1 way to waste your money on e-bay this week…
1. Afterlife Messenger Service: Just email them your message along with the email or street address of the recipient where you want your message delivered. Make sure somebody will place your name in the obituaries when you are dead. They search obituaries from more than 400 U.S., Canadian and U.K. newspapers and the Social Security Death Index and their computers will alert them when its time for them to send your message. According to the listing:
That’s right folks you can now make arrangements to express yourself from the grave…Certain restrictions do apply. Other arrangements, details and instructions for what to do after you are dead are negotiable.
Starts at only $6.99.
So even if you haven’t been able to stick to your budget this week, don’t totally despair. You certainly could have wasted it on much more useless junk than you probably did.
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Top 10 Ways to Waste Your Money on e-Bay This Week
By Cortni Marrazzo
While I can’t guarantee that these are the absolute top 10 ways you can waste money on e-Bay this week, they certainly deserve some attention and possibly some laughs…
10. A rubber band: No joke. You can get a regular rubber band for $1 with free shipping.
9. A million ants: You can adopt an ant that has nested in the bottom of some guy’s garden. Apparently you get an adoption certificate and everything. Only $2. (The listing says this is actually a fundraiser. By adopting an ant you are helping raise money to develop and build a theme park for physically challenged children. If this is in fact the case, it wouldn’t really be a waste of money, but it’s a nice addition to the list)
8. 3 Huge 20 inch Rubber Chickens: Why?
7. Plans for a Shoulder Fired Toilet Paper Bazooka: For only $9.99 you can get the plans to build a bazooka that can apparently shoot the following according to the listing:
1) Toilet paper (5 rolls at a time if you like)
2) Stuffed Animals
3) T Shirts, including unwanted laundry (yes panties!)
4) Confetti, on mass
5) Water – Be careful with shooting water as it is more equivalent to a fire hose
6) YOU HAVEN’T LIVED until you have shot off a barrel of popped popcorn. Instantly turn a room white – Maybe at the office
6. Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages: Band Aids that look like real pieces of bacon. You can also get ones in the form of T-Bone Steak. Buy it now for $4.95.
5. A Talking Toilet Paper Holder: Record your own messages to be heard every time the roll turns. Only $9.95
4. A Fritos Chip shaped like the breast cancer awareness ribbon: Starts at only $1 with $5 shipping (you have to keep it padded so it doesn’t break during shipment)
Also available: a potato chip that looks like Scarlett Johansson and some dryer lint that looks like Tom Brady of the Patriots.
3. A giant 725lb pumpkin: Even though bidding starts at only a penny, I think transporting this thing would be more work than it’s worth. Here’s what the listing said:
This is auction is for pickup only and the buyer must provide a means of transporting them. you must have a pickup truck and 7 strong men and/or a back hoe at your disposal with a crane connection and bridal/harness. A have an Amish sheet with a couple dozen handles you can use to help you get it in the car. it can be flipped onto that and everyone can grab a pair of handles. this sucker is heavy!!
2. OJ Toast: You can buy this piece of toast with OJ Simpon’s picture burnt on to it. Actually featured on the Jay Leno Show. Currently going for $41.
And the number 1 way to waste your money on e-bay this week…
1. Afterlife Messenger Service: Just email them your message along with the email or street address of the recipient where you want your message delivered. Make sure somebody will place your name in the obituaries when you are dead. They search obituaries from more than 400 U.S., Canadian and U.K. newspapers and the Social Security Death Index and their computers will alert them when its time for them to send your message. According to the listing:
That’s right folks you can now make arrangements to express yourself from the grave…Certain restrictions do apply. Other arrangements, details and instructions for what to do after you are dead are negotiable.
Starts at only $6.99.
So even if you haven’t been able to stick to your budget this week, don’t totally despair. You certainly could have wasted it on much more useless junk than you probably did.
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